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The legendary Bionicle heroes are snared in webs of deceit, intrigue and betrayal in BIONICLE 3: WEB OF SHADOWS. Yeah, we don't really get it either but kids love these Lego dudes. So parents, we know you're starting to think about Christmas already (and if you're not, the media says shame on you) so here's a gift option for the young'uns. You're welcome.

 

Kingdom of Heaven (3 out of 5 stars)
Fox/ October 11, 2005

What It’s About: Released around the same time as a bunch of other epics, Kingdom of Heaven stood out for being the best of the mediocre. Directed by Ridley Scott, it tells the tale of Balian (Orlando Bloom), a blacksmith in mourning that joins the crusades with his father Godfrey (Liam Neeson). We hate Bloom and find him whiny and annoying so that sort of got in the way of our enjoyment of the film. As it stands, Kingdom of Heaven is a nice, entertaining flick that doesn’t delve deep into anything, doesn’t make you think about anything and does seem to drag at times.
Technical Stuff: The film is supposed to be dark and the 2.35:1 widescreen transfer does the darkness justice with its rich black hues and shadows. The audio is terrific and includes both a Dolby 5.1 and DTS with zero issues whatsoever. This is what all new movies should sound like.
Extras? There is a solid selection here and many of them relate to the historical era and are quite interesting:
o The Pilgrim's Guide - A text commentary stream consisting of both production and historical notes, synchronous with film
o Interactive Production Grid - A simple to use navigation portal will ask viewers to choose the desired perspective and timeframe allowing them to tailor the "Making Of" material to their liking. There are no less than 16 different ways to experience The Grid. (approx 125 minutes)
o A&E's "Movie Real: Kingdom of Heaven" (approx 45 min)
o The History Chanel's "History vs Hollywood: Kingdom of Heaven" (approx 48 min)
o Behind-the-scenes featurettes: Ridley Scott - "Creating Worlds", Production Featurette, Wardrobe Featurette
o Theatrical trailer
Final Verdict: What could have been a spectacular film, ends up seeming like a second-rate little brother to Gladiator. A shame.

 

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (5 out of 5 stars)
Warner Brothers/ October 11, 2005

What It’s About: Based on a best-selling ‘tween novel, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is a must-watch for pretty much every female. This story of four friends who set out to spend the summer apart and are only connected through a magical pair of pants that seems to fit each of them perfectly has it all—laughs, romance, and plenty of tears. We don’t want to say much more for fear of ruining the plot but everyone will find one girl they can completely relate to and end up rooting for. The film stars Amber Tamblyn ("Joan of Arcadia"), Alexis Bledel ("Gilmore Girls"), America Ferrara ("Real Women Have Curves") and Blake Lively (making her debut).
Technical Stuff: The movie looks quite nice and is presented in a 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen by Warner Brothers. The picture is colourful and sharp with some occasional softness (put there intentionally for effect).
The soundtrack is in Dolby Digital 5.1 and is dialogue driven. There are some pop songs throughout the movie, but thankfully aren’t there just to sell the movie cd but actually fit into the plot.
Extras? Stay away from the audio commentary by the four actresses because there is just waaay too much giggling for anyone except a 13-year-old girl to handle.
o Additional scenes with commentary by Ken Kwapis
o Fun on the set: behind-the-scenes gags and laughs
o Suckumentary: rough cut of Tibby and Bailey's documentary
o Sisters, Secrets, and the Traveling Pants: see and hear the gal pals as they watch selected scenes and talk about them
o A conversation with author Ann Brashares
o Theatrical trailer
Final Verdict: A charming and touching movie and a fine accompaniment to the novel. We loved it!

 

South Park: The Complete Sixth Season (5 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ October 11, 2005

What It’s About: Did anyone expect South Park to go on for as long as it has? Did anyone ever think it would maintain the same quality that it had at the start? Well it has and it has and we loved watching the sixth season since we hadn’t caught it on The Comedy Network. In this season, Kenny is gone and Mr. Garrison has come out of the closet and gets weirder. The constant references to popular culture, celebrities and current events continue and are still as hilarious and offensive as ever. If you’re looking for a show with the intelligence and satirical bite of Family Guy and The Simpsons but with much more of an edge, South Park is for you.
Technical Stuff: Well, it’s no Disney animation-wise but South Park holds its own in the video department. The colours are bright and rich with no bleed or grain. The sound is Dolby Digital Stereo and is just fine. There is no hiss or distortion and all the crudeness comes across perfectly.
Extras? Not much happening here with the exception of a mini-commentary from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. That’s it.
Final Verdict: Absolutely hilarious and at times brilliant, the Sixth is one of South Park’s best seasons and will be adored by fans of the show.

 

Kicking & Screaming (3 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ October 11, 2005

What It’s About: Will Farrell takes it down a notch to star in this family movie about an obsessed soccer coach. For once he plays a grown-up. And he’s still fairly funny. Yes, it’s tough to beat his antics in Old School but Ferrell has that type of face where no matter what he does, you’ll still laugh. This is an unsurprising kids sports movie with typical clichés and jokes but the cast makes it bearable. Is it great? No. Will it make you die laughing. Probably not. But it’s a decent rental for that Friday night you’re stuck with the kids.
Technical Stuff: The 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer is good with some minor softness. The green of the soccer field is rich and bright and contrasts nicely with Farrell’s workout sweat suits.
The Dolby 5.1 is also quite good with some use of the surround speakers. There is nothing completely astounding about it but it remains solid.
Extras? Extras with Ferrell are always good for a laugh and he doesn’t disappoint here. Watch for the Saving Private Ryan parody, it’s great.
o The Red Cards: Deleted Scenes
o The Yellow Cards: Outtakes
o Alternate Takes
o From Rome to Hollywood
o Kickin' It with the Kids
o Soccer Camp
o Behind the Net: The Making of Kicking & Screaming
Final Verdict: A fun family flick that will please fans of Ferrell although it’s not his best work by any means.

 

Oh Wesley Snipes, what has become of thee. You were fantastic in the Blade movies. And now you create such tripe like The Marksman. We sure do hope you got a nice paycheck from this even though you only have like, 23 lines in the movie. At least it can keep you going and let you be a wee bit pickier about your projects. Please? Don't turn into Danny Glover. We beg you. You're better than that....maybe.

Cinderella (5 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ October 4, 2004

What It’s About: Everybody knows Cinderella, whether it’s the Disney version or another. It’s the classic story of the poor girl abused by her stepmother and stepsisters who just wants to go to the ball and meet the Prince. Her fairy godmother makes it happen. The story has been retold and remade so often it’s hard to even keep track of. But the classic is still the best one. And Disney sure is treating it as such with their DVD treatment. On to the good stuff…
Technical Stuff: Disney is pretty much the best studio in terms of their audio and video quality. So when they’re releasing something so major as Cinderella, they pull out all the stops. Sure, it may be 55 years old, but it looks spectacular. The colours are vivid, there is no grain to be seen and the detail and contrast are breathtaking.
With sound, you get a choice of Dolby Digital 2.0 or a lovely 5.1 mix. There is also a THX optimizer. The sound is clear and clean and both soundtracks are something to enjoy.
Extras? Oh my, are there ever some extras to choose from. Stay away from the cheesy music videos. Deep breath…
o From Rags to Riches: The Making of Cinderella
o The Cinderella That Almost Was: documentary including newly discovered deleted scenes
o 1922 Cinderella Laugh-o-gram
o Reconstructed deleted songs: The Cinderella Work Song, Dancing on a Cloud
o From Walt's Table: A Tribute to Disney's Nine Old Men
o The Art of Mary Blair
o Storyboard to film comparison: The Opening Sequence
o Still frame and slideshow galleries
o Excerpt from The Mickey Mouse Club with Helene Stanley (1/24/56)
o Original release and reissue trailers
o Cinderella and Perry Como
o Cinderella title song (audio only)
o Seven unused songs (audio only)
o Three radio programs
o House of Royalty: Sally learns how to be a princess
o The Royal Life: DVD-ROM design studio
o Princess Pajama Jam
o Sneak peek of the all-new movie Cinderella III
o ESPN Classic's Cinderella Stories
o All-new music videos: Disney's Circle of Stars "A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes," "Every Girl Can Be a Princess" featuring Disney's animated princesses
Final Verdict: Yeah, yeah, many will argue that Cinderella is not Disney’s best film and it probably isn’t, but we love it just the same and this DVD set makes it a MUST for Disney fans to own.

 

The Interpreter (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ October 4, 2005

What It’s About: A political thriller starring Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn, The Interpreter is a highly intelligent film that doesn’t get the credit it deserves. Sure it’s a little hard to follow and is sometimes slow, but it remains a great piece of entertainment. Kidman and Penn turn in solid performances in their roles as a United Nations interpreter and Secret Service agent who find themselves caught up in the middle of an assassination plot. What we liked the most about this film was the fact that it didn’t cheap out and make them love interests.
Technical Stuff: The DVD transfer here is fantastic! The colours are sharp and vivid, there are no scratches or spots and the 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen is simply stunning.
The Dolby Digital 5.1 is also magnificent. Even though the movie is dialogue-driven which usually means no real attention paid to the audio, this soundtrack strikes you as perfect. The sounds is evenly mixed and the surround gets a nice workout. Technically, this movie is brilliant.
Extras? The big deal with this film is that they were allowed to film inside the United Nations making the movie very realistic and the extras do take advantage:
o Audio Commentary - Director Sydney Pollack
o Alternate Ending
o Deleted Scenes
o Sydney Pollack at Work: From Concept to Cutting Room
o Interpreting Pan & Scan vs. Widescreen
o A Day in the Life of Real Interpreters
o The Ultimate Movie Set: The United Nations
Final Verdict: A solid and entertaining film with a spectacular DVD presentation.

 

The Outsiders: The Complete Novel (4 out of 5 stars)
Warner Bros/ September 27, 2005

What It’s About: Most of us have read S.E. Hinton’s The Outsiders at some point in school. It’s the story of Ponyboy (C.Thomas Howell), a wimpy guy who falls for Cherry, the popular girl. Ponyboy is being raised by his brothers, and together they are members of the Greasers, the kids from the rough side of town. Sherri (Diane Lane) is a Soc, one of the rich kids. Surprise, surprise, the Greasers and Socs don’t get along. The Outsiders is a classic, thanks in part to the future big star cast including Patrick Swayze, Tom Cruise, Raloh Macchio, Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez and Matt Dillon.
Technical Stuff: The movie appears only in widescreen and in a fantastic 2.35:1 aspect ratio. The picture is a little dark but perhaps that’s how the movie is meant to look. The colours are rich and the picture is sharp, especially compared to the previous release.
The sound is lovely with a Dolby Digital 5.1 track with no noise, clear music and voice.
Extras? The big deal here is the extra 22 minutes of the film that make it truer to the book. Coppola has included a new beginning and ending as well as a better soundtrack. The two-disc set is also jam-packed with goodies for fans including:
o Disc 1:
o New restored version with 22 minutes of new footage, including a new beginnning and ending, plus a new soundtrack score
o New introduction and commentary by director Francis Ford Coppola
o New introduction and commentary by Matt Dillon, Ralph Macchio, C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze, Rob Lowe, and Diane Lane
o Disc 2:
o 10 minutes of additional scenes
o Making-of documentary: Staying Gold: A Look Back at The Outsiders
o The Casting of The Outsiders, including never-before-seen screen tests and auditions
o Seven cast members read selections from the book
o S.E. Hinton on Location in Tulsa
o NBC News Today segment: The Outsiders Started by Student Petition
o 1983 & 2005 theatrical trailers
Final Verdict: The movie is a better fit with the novel which is always a great thing, it looks better, it sounds better and has a ton of extras. How can you go wrong?

 

Amityville Horror (3 out of 5 stars)
Columbia Tri-Star/ October 4, 2005

What It’s About: When The Amityville Horror remake came out in theatres this past year, it got very mixed reviews. And we know you only care what one reviewer thinks—us. We liked it. It scared us. That’s really all we ever ask from a scary movie. Beautiful creepy house? Check. Bad things happened in it? Check. Those bad things are now happening to George and Kathy who bought the house? Bingo! So yes, these are definitely some clichés here, but if you look past them, you end up with a good, unadulterated scary movie.
Technical Stuff: While it’s not terrible, the video could use some improvement. The colours are nice and the 2.35:1 anamorphic transfer is generally solid but there is some fairly heavy line shimmering and some mild compression artefacts. It’s quite noticeable in images of the house. Boo.
The Dolby Digital 5.1 is great and causes some scares and jumps when it creeps up behind you. The dialogue is clear, as are the sound effects and music.
Extras? Since it’s a special edition, you do get a nice selection of extras:
· audio commentary with Ryan Reynolds and producers
· deleted scenes
· "Supernatural Homicide" featurette (on the actual events!)
· "The Source of Evil" featurette
· photo gallery
· trailers
Final Verdict: A decent DVD presentation (not including the shimmer in the video) and a creepy movie make for a good choice for your Halloween night.

 

 

Past Reviews:

September ‘05
Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Third Season
Gilmore Girls: The Complete Fourth Season
Battlestar Gallactica: Season One
Star Trek Enterprise: The Complete Third Season
A Knight’s Tale: Extended Cut
Robots
3-Iron
Fever Pitch
Cheers: The Complete Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Sixth Season
MacGyver: The Complete Third Season
Lost: The Complete First Season
Charmed: Complete Second Season
Toy Story: 10th Anniversary Edition
The O.C.: The Complete Second Season

August ‘05
Tommy Boy: Holy Schnike Edition
House, M.D.: Season One
Sahara
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
The Ring 2
Layer Cake
A Lot Like Love
The Truman Show: Special Edition
Gladiator: Extended Edition
Beauty Shop
The Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: 10 Episode Collector's Edition
Clueless: Whatever Edition
The Office: Season One
I Love Lucy: Fifth Season
Enterprise: The Complete Second Season
The Muppet Show: Season One
Columbo: The Complete Third Season, McMillan & Wife: Season One, McCloud: Seasons One and Two
Because of Winn-Dixie
Alexander: Director’s Cut

July ‘05
Teen Witch
Million Dollar Baby
Bill and Ted’s Most Excellent Collection
Best of Britney, Justin and Christina
Dodgeball: Unrated Version
Fantastic Four: The Complete Animated Series
Hide and Seek
Monk: Season Three

June ‘05
The Ren and Stimpy Show: Season Three and a Half-ish
Revelations
Loch Ness
The Pacifier
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004
Walker: Texas Ranger: The Final Season
Father of the Pride: The Complete Series
Casino: Anniversary Edition
Northern Exposure: The Complete Third Season
Jaws: 30th Anniversary Edition
Be Cool
Reno: 911: The Complete Second Season
Tarzan II
Gone in 60 Seconds: Director’s Cut
D.E.B.S.
Home Improvement: The Complete Second Season
Father of the Bride: 15th Anniversary Edition
MacGyver: The Complete Second Season
Dragnet: Season One
The Newlyweds: Complete Seasons 2 and 3
Sanford and Son: The Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Fifth Season
Spongebob Squarepants: Fear of a Krabby Patty
Coyote Ugly: Unrated Extended Edition

May ‘05
Law and Order: The Complete Third Season
The Godfather Part II and III
Six Feet Under: The Complete Third Season
The Aviator
New Fox Collector’s Editions (I, Robot, Man on Fire, The Day After Tomorrow)
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
The Golden Girls: Complete Second Season
Scrubs: The Complete First Season
Kinsey
Entourage: The Complete First Season
Quantum Leap: The Complete Third Season
In Good Company
Joan of Arcadia: The First Season
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
12 Monkeys: Special Edition
Touched By An Angel: The Complete Second Season
Pocahontas: Tenth Anniversary Edition
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
National Treasure
Star Trek Enterprise: First Season

April ‘05
Beaches
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Sacred Planet
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Twilight Zone Season Two
Meet the Fockers
Viva La Bam Season Two and Three
Ocean’s Twelve
Hotel Rwanda
Magnum P.I., Knight Rider and The A-Team: The Complete Second Seasons
The West Wing: The Fourth Season
Bad Girls at Valley High
Sideways
Elektra

March ‘05
Kojak
America’s Next Top Model: Cycle One
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers
Being Julia
Bringing Up Baby
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Fat Albert
Alfie
Miss Congeniality: Deluxe Edition
The Incredibles
What the Bleep Do We Know?
Dead Birds
Sweet Valley High: Season One
Wonder Woman: Second Season
Friends: The Complete Ninth Season
Felicity: Senior Year
Exorcist: The Beginning
Ladder 49
Hoosiers
Bambi
The Brady Bunch: Season One
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
It Happened to Jane

February ‘05
Stripperella: Season One
Seventh Heaven: The Complete Second Season
Malcolm X: Special Edition
Deadwood: The Complete First Season
The Martin Scorsese Collection
Taxi
Miami Vice: Season One
One Tree Hill: The Complete First Season
Ray
Mr. 3000
Mulan II
Charmed: The Complete First Season
Frasier: The Complete Fourth Season
Aladdin II and III Box Set

January ‘05
Friday Night Lights
The Rocky Anthology
Classic Cartoon Favourites
The Village

December '04
Wicker Park
Anchorman
King Arthur
De-Lovely
Thunderbirds
Walt Disney Treasures
Two Brothers
Newlyweds: The First Season
The Ben Stiller Collection
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Frasier: The Final Season
Mary Poppins
The Bourne Supremacy
The Terminal
Christmas Fare DVD Set
Golden Girls: The Complete First Season

Legally Blonde Gift Set
Stepford Wives
The Chronicles of Riddick
Monster Legacy Collection
Shrek 2
Ultimate Party Collection
Around the World in 80 Days
Mulan
Dawn of the Dead
Raising Helen
Van Hesling
Aladdin
Blazing Across the Pecos
Walking Tall
Mean Girls
Popular: The First Season
Alias: The Complete Third Season
Home on the Rage
Ladykillers
Soul Plane
The Passion of the Jew
Twisted
Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Connie and Carla
The Apprentice: The Complete First Season
The Reckoning
Predator
Taking Lives
The Three Muskateers
The Prince and Me
Hidalgo
Against The Ropes
CSI: Miami: The Complete First Season
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Butterfly Effect
50 First Dates
Along Came Polly
Paycheck
Calendar Girls
Love Actually
The Haunted Mansion
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton
The Rundown
Honey
Veronica Guerin
Schindler's List
The Cat in the Hat
Cold Creek Manor
Intolerable Cruelty
Lion King 1.5
Under the Tuscan Sun
Open Range
Johnny English
Bring It On Again
American Wedding
Underworld
Lizzie MacGuire
Seabiscuit
Freaky Friday
Pirates of the Caribbean
Alias: Season 2
Bruce Almighty
The Santa Clause 2
Eloise at the Plaza
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
Finding Nemo
Babe: The Complete Adventures
Casper
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
The Lion King
Identity
Sleeping Beauty
Alias: Season 1
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Final Destination 2