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Legally
Blonde Set (5 out of 5 stars)
MGM/ November 9, 2004
The
Legally Blonde movies are a complete cultural phenomenon,
and made Reese Witherspoon a household name. This new set from MGM
includes both the original Legally Blonde and the sequel,
Red White and Blonde as well as a bunch of cute little
extras that make this a perfect Christmas gift.
Packed up in an adorable collectible pink box with a sparkly Velcro
closure, the set includes two DVD’s, a set of Elle’s
world magnets and a pink fluffy pen and pink Elle Woods notebook.
The movies are packed with extras including deleted scenes, music
videos, gag reels and trailers. The first film introduces us to
Elle as she takes Harvard Law School by storm to get her boyfriend,
who dumped her for not being smart enough, back. There, she meets
Emmet, the man ends up marrying in Legally Blonde 2. In
the sequel, she goes to Washington to pass a bill stopping animal
testing. Both movies are hilarious, touching and incredibly well
done.
If there is a Legally Blonde fan on your gift list, look
no further. This set will make their eyes like, totally light up.
And you might a well grab one for yourself too. We know you’re
secretly a huge fan
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The
Stepford Wives (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount Pictures/ November 9, 2004
After being fired from her prestigious job as president
of a powerful television network, for creating a reality television
show called I Can Do Better and having one of its rejected
males try to kill her, Joanna (Nicole Kidman) has a nervous breakdown.
Kinda makes you wonder when something like that will really happen,
doesn’t it? Seems like it’s only a matter of time.
Since she is so strung out, her husband Walter (Matthew Broderick)
decides to move the family to the suburbs for a fresh start. They
move to Stepford, a lovely little burb where all the houses are
massive and the women beautiful. Joanna initially fights it but
decides to give it a go for her marriage’s sake. She starts
to think weird things are going on when she can’t figure out
why all of the women seem so…robotic. By the time she figures
out what’s what, things might be too late.
This is a great film that didn’t get the recognition it deserved
in the theatres. Kidman and Broderick are great and the prize for
best actress goes to Glenn Close in this movie. She is the perfect
Stepford wife. The plot is a great commentary on society and the
ideal that women are expected to live up to, which may be missed
if you’re watching this movie purely for entertainment purposes.
There a quite a few good laughs and the movie moves along at a superb
pace. Christopher Walken is fantastic as usual as Mike, the leader
of the Men’s Association. Throw in hilarious performances
by Bette Midler and Jon Lovitz and you have a stellar cast.
The DVD is absolutely packed to the max with extras including Special
Features like Commentary By Director Frank Oz, Additional Scenes,
5 Featurettes , Gag Reel, and two Theatrical Trailers. Also check
out the official website for funny extras like The Domestic Bliss
Guide and Stepford Makeovers at http://www.stepfordwivesmovie.com/flash/index.html.
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Chronicles
of Riddick (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal Pictures/ November 16, 2004
Despite
the fact that The Chronicles of Riddick is a total rip-off
of Macbeth and the fact that is stars hulking Vin Diesel,
it turns out to be a pretty good movie.
A continuation of Pitch Black, the huge unexpected hit
of 2000 that turned Diesel into a star, Riddick picks up
five years later, and a race called the Necromangers is slowly taking
over the universe. Riddick is still a fugitive and there is a bounty-hunter
on his tail at all times. He is part of an almost extinct race called
the Furio who are probably close to extinction because they’re
all kind of mean. Still, he somehow gets roped into helping a planet
get rid of the Necromangers. He feels guilty over one of the survivors
from the first film, who is lost. She went searching for him, and
Riddick feels he needs to find her and save her. Helping him is
Aereon (Judi Dench), an elemental, one of a dying race that is opposing
the Necromangers.
There is a lot of other plot happening in the background, including
a general of the Necromangers who is convinced by his wife to kill
their leader and take over his position (sound Macbeth-ish
anyone?).
Diesel is no actor, and seems to be able to only play one or two
roles. In this movie he says all of his lines with an attitude,
and very slowly either to be dramatic, or because he couldn’t
remember them properly. Doesn’t really matter.
The DVD is packed with features and is can be purchased as an Unrated
Director’s Cut (isn’t everything nowadays?). It includes
over five minutes of deleted scenes, bhind the scenes tour of the
Riddick sets, virtual guide, Toomb’s chase log, Riddick Insider
Factd on Demand and a cool feature that lets you play the first
level of The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
game in your Xbox.
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If
you're a fan of classic horror movies, Universal has you in mind
this holiday season! They have released some incredible titles like
the classic The Thing, starring Kurt Russell, The
Sentinel, a freaky gothic flick, Ghost Story,
a winter tale of revenge and retribution, The Legacy,
a Satanic twist on Ten Little Indians, and our fave Dracula
from 1979, with Sir Laurence Olivier as Van Helsing. A freaky-ishly
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Shrek
2 (4 out of 5 stars)
Dreamworks/ November 5, 2004
The original
Shrek DVD had so many bonus features one thought they wouldn’t
be able to top themselves. But indeed they did.
Shrek 2 bounded onto DVD shelves last week to incredible
sales. The same formula applies here: a fairy-tale with mind-boggling
animation, and humour for all ages. The story picks up after Shrek
and Fiona’s honeymoon as her family invites the couple to
visit them at their castle in Fiona’s former kingdom, Far,
Far Away. Shrek, grumbling like all son-in-laws, does not want to
go but begrudgingly agrees.
The parents are horrified by Fiona’s new look, a snarky fairy
godmother tries to get her own son, Prince Charming, to marry Fiona
instead and a kitty killer is hired to take out Shrek.
The highlight of Shrek 2 is Antonio Banderas as Puss in
Boots, who gets the biggest laughs in the film. The detail on the
cat is also incredible; you can see every single hair in his fur!
Then come all of the special features: All-new surprise ending,
Far Far Away Idol: created exclusively for the DVD (this one
is hilarious and features Simon Cowell from American Idol!),
Hilarious technical goofs, Meet Puss in Boots - there's
more to this feline ogre-killer than just a furry face, Filmmakers'
commentary, The Tech of Shrek 2, A sneak peek from DreamWorks
Animation, DreamWorks Kids - over 20 games and activities including
Save Fiona! and Find Puss in Boots, Shrek's Music Room:
Counting Crows music video, sing-along with the Fairy Godmother
and a ton more.
It may not be quite as funny as the first one but Shrek 2
is still a keeper!
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Universal
kicks off the holiday season with a set for the Party Animal in
all of us: a double feature of Dazed and Confused
and Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I don't think
anyone can argue that these are not classics of the modern generation.
The set features digitally remastered picture, nine deleted scenes,
and our absolute favourites: institutional filmstrips on the dangers
of partying and retro public service announcements. But even without
all the extra goodies, this set is a must-have for the hilarious
movies themselves. Party on, man....
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Around
the World in 80 Days (3 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ November 2, 2004
Around
the World in 80 Days got a lukewarm response during its theatrical
run and I think I have figured out why: Jackie Chan. Take Chan out
of this movie and you have a charming remake, entertaining for adults
and kids alike. Put him back in and you have a fingernails-on-the-chalkboard
experience.
The story is well-known—Phileas Fogg (Steve Coogan) a neurotic,
goofy inventor makes a bet that he can go around the entire globe
in 80 days, something considered impossible in his era. Chan plays
a Chinese peasant who convinces Fogg to take him on as a valet so
he can get back to his village.
Chan provides the fights in the film, but they seem unnecessary.
Filled with cameos from the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, John
Cleese, Owen Wilson, and Sammo Hung, Around the World in 80
Days would have done better without Chan’s distracting
lack of talent. He gets top billing in this film which makes sense
because they’re trying to appeal to kids but his role would
have been better off eliminated or made very very small.
Still, the movie does manage to retain many other entertaining qualities
and deserves a look-see. And if you’re a big Jackie Chan fan
then more power to ya. |
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Past
Reviews:
- October
'04
- Mulan
- Dawn
of the Dead
- Raising
Helen
- Van
Hesling
- Aladdin
- Blazing
Across the Pecos
- September
'04
- Walking
Tall
- Mean
Girls
- Popular:
The First Season
- Alias:
The Complete Third Season
- Home
on the Rage
- Ladykillers
- Soul
Plane
- The
Passion of the Jew
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- August
'04
- Twisted
- Lion
King 2: Simba's Pride
- Connie
and Carla
- The
Apprentice: The Complete First Season
- The
Reckoning
- Predator
- Taking
Lives
- The
Three Muskateers
- The
Prince and Me
- Hidalgo
- July
'04
- Against
The Ropes
- CSI:
Miami: The Complete First Season
- Confessions
of a Teenage Drama Queen
- The
Butterfly Effect
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- June
'04
- 50
First Dates
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- Along
Came Polly
- May
'04
- Paycheck
- Calendar
Girls
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- April
'04
- Love
Actually
- The
Haunted Mansion
- Win
a Date With Tad Hamilton
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- March
'04
- The
Rundown
- Honey
- Veronica
Guerin
- Schindler's
List
- The
Cat in the Hat
- Cold
Creek Manor
- February
'04
- Intolerable
Cruelty
- Lion
King 1.5
- Under
the Tuscan Sun
- January
'04:
- Open
Range
- Johnny
English
- Bring
It On Again
- American
Wedding
- Underworld
- Lizzie
MacGuire
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- December
'03:
- Seabiscuit
- Freaky
Friday
- Pirates
of the Caribbean
- Alias:
Season 2
- November
'03:
- Bruce
Almighty
- The
Santa Clause 2
- Eloise
at the Plaza
- Legally
Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
- Finding
Nemo
- Babe:
The Complete Adventures
- Casper
- October
'03:
- Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle
- The
Lion King
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- September
'03:
- Identity
- Sleeping
Beauty
- Alias:
Season 1
- August
'03:
- The
Lizzie McGuire Movie
- Final
Destination 2
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