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Paycheck (3 out of 5 stars)
Paramount Pictures/ Release Date: May 18, 2004

Based on a novel by Phillip K Dick (Blade Runner, Minority Report), Paycheck leaves one feeling a little ripped off. For a John Woo movie, the action scenes are quite paltry, Ben Affleck does not redeem himself after Gigli, and Uma Thurman’s talents are wasted.
That said, this movie will provide some John Woo fans with enough entertainment to pass an afternoon on the couch.
Affleck plays Michael Jennings, an engineer who rips off ideas from software companies and turns them into new products for his own. Once his job is complete, his memory is erased so he can’t incriminate anyone involved.
When he is offered a lucrative job that will involve three years of his life and finish with a ninety-million dollar paycheck, he takes it, not knowing his employer will end up turning on him.
After the three years are up and his memory is wiped he realizes something went terribly wrong and tries to piece it all together based on 20 clues he mailed to himself.
The plot is quite clever and intriguing, but it’s not enough to save the flick from stagnation. If he keeps in making movies like this one, Ben Affleck won’t be seeing very many more paychecks.

Love Actually (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal Pictures/ November 7

Picture a world where men cry, children speak like coherent adults and Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister. Sound good or sound scary?
In Love Actually, all of the above are true but the movie does a great job of overcoming those clichés. Yes, men cry, but they’ve just lost their wives. Yes, children speak like coherent adults, but they’re so cute and precocious that you forgive them. And yes, Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister, but he’s so cute and bumbling and charming that you forgive him—oh and he stands up to the President of the United States, which is always a good thing.
The film is a weave of different storylines and different people, all of who are connected in some way. All the stories talk about love is different ways and it takes place during the Christmas season, which adds to its warm and fuzziness. The film is genuinely funny and does make you fell good. Yes, it’s a bit of a chick flick, but my guy friend also enjoyed it (and he’s straight, thanks for asking.)
A sweet movie that makes you feel good about humankind is a nice change from the action-adventure genre and this one is so well done you forgive its clichés.

Calendar Girls (3 out of 5 stars)
Touchstone Pictures/ Release Date: May 4, 2004


The latest trend in movies seems to be having "older" women bare all. Kathy Bates did it in About Schmidt, then Diane Keaton did so in Something's Gotta Give, and now, Helen Mirren, Julie Walters, and a host of other British women go naked (they prefer nude) for a fundraising calendar. Calendar Girls is inspired by the true story of a group of women in Yorkshire, who decided to pose naked for their local Women's Institute calendar to raise money for leukemia research. The calendar was a worldwide hit, mainly because of the story behind the calendar. This movie retelling is just as enjoyable, and falls directly in line with the steady stream of small, quirky British comedies that come here every year.
Calendar Girls focuses primarily on Chris (Mirren) and Annie (Julie Walters), two age-old friends, who have the idea for the calendar. They are both members of the Women's Institute, but find their monthly lectures on broccoli and rugs extremely boring. When Annie's husband John (John Alderton) dies from cancer, they have an idea for a calendar where they pose nude, except for strategically placed everyday objects. Of course, the Women's Institute officials abhor the idea, so Chris and Annie need to go about their plan in secret. They enlist their friends, who now have to worry about how they will appear, what others will think, and how to go about finding a photographer.

This section of Calendar Girls is it's best. It doesn’t make fun of the fact that these women are nude, but they play up the humour surrounding it. The women themselves are laughing at their predicament, and the audience is laughing right along with them, and not at them. And Mirren and Walters are delightful. Cole portrays them as mischievous, feisty friends. The opening scenes of the movie show them giggling incessantly at the dullness of their meetings. Annie got the idea for the calendar after hearing John compare the women of Yorkshire to the flowers of Yorkshire: “both are most beautiful during their last stages.” So Chris and Annie are off and running, rounding up their friends and having a merry old time. Their spirit makes them much younger than they appear, and their sheer fun is infectious.
Calendar Girls falters by adding on an unnecessary third and trying too hard to incorporate some more serious elements into the film. Presumably, this was to make the women's achievements greater, but the seriousness intrudes upon the light-heartedness of the film. The scenes in Hollywood show the women dealing with fame, and how they may have lost sight of the real purpose of the calendar, replacing it with a desire for fame and wealth. This is a perfectly reasonable turn in the film, but feels greatly out of place with the rest of Calendar Girls. The same is true for subplots about tabloids and a cheating husband. It makes the viewer forget the charm of the film. Cole should have spent more time on trying to get the calendar made. Yes, there were problems there too, but they were the kind that seemed bad but it was certain they would be overcome. In fact, the emotional peak comes when it becomes clear how popular the calendar was. Anything that happened after that is like a different movie, and in a perfect world, would be gone from the script.

Past Reviews:

April '04
Love Actually
The Haunted Mansion
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton
 
March '04
The Rundown
Honey
Veronica Guerin
Schindler's List
The Cat in the Hat
Cold Creek Manor
February '04
Intolerable Cruelty
Lion King 1.5
Under the Tuscan Sun
January '04:
Open Range
Johnny English
Bring It On Again
American Wedding
Underworld
Lizzie MacGuire
 
December '03:
Seabiscuit
Freaky Friday
Pirates of the Caribbean
Alias: Season 2
November '03:
Bruce Almighty
The Santa Clause 2
Eloise at the Plaza
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
Finding Nemo
Babe: The Complete Adventures
Casper
October '03:
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
The Lion King
 
September '03:
Identity
Sleeping Beauty
Alias: Season 1
August '03:
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Final Destination 2