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It seems like Revelations was just on tv like, last week, doesn't it? It's actually been over a month and Universal has released the spooky miniseries as a DVD set just in case you missed it-- and you probably did. This lavishly-produced story of a possible Apocalypse was pretty riveting despite some cheesy moments and occasional overacting. Bill Pullman is pretty good and if you did miss it on tv, try it out on dvd: it's quite entertaining.

 

The Ren and Stimpy Show: Seasons Three and a Half-ish (3 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ June 28, 2005

What It’s About: When Ren and Stimpy premiered in 1991 it was an instant hit with kids and adults alike. The frenzied show about a sweet doofus cat and his sadistic Chihuahua pal was full of gross-out humour, nonsensical songs and animated violence. This formula worked well for the first and most of the second season but once the show hit the third, it was pretty much dead. This three-disc set includes the third season as well as some episodes from the fourth and while they are rocky at best. There is still some comedic genius to be found on occasion, you iiiiiiiiidiot.
How Does It Look? The shows are presented in their original 1.33:1 fullscreen format and the colours are very bright and the picture sharp. There is quite a bit of blurriness during action scenes but that tends to happen with animated DVDs and isn’t so horrible it will bug you to no end.
How Does It Sound? Not bad. The Dolby Digital 2.0 is nothing to scoff at and it gets the job done nicely.
Extras? Not too much. There are 11 (!) audio commentaries including some from the original animation team and the mastermind behind the whole thing John K. who left after the first season. As you can tell in the commentaries—they’re a wee bit bitter.
Final Verdict: While these aren’t some of Ren and Stimpy’s best episodes on this collection, it is still a must for fans and Paramount does create a solid DVD presentation.

 

Okay, we'll admit it: we were convinced that Loch Ness was going to totally suck. It stars Ted Danson, right? Instead, we found ourselves glued to the television while this family-friendly film played out. There is drama, romance, suspense...what more could you ask for? And Danson? He's actually...good! Don't watch this expecting any earth shattering special effects, but a nice story with good performances and a witty script--you've got that.

 

The Pacifier (3 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ June 28, 2005

What It’s About: Vin Diesel, known for such films as XXX and The Chronicles of Riddick, gets all sensitive and plays a babysitter. We were expecting a complete disaster of a film here but surprisingly…he pulls it off.
Starring as Lt. Shane Wolfe, super-tough Navy Seal, Diesel proves he does have a comedic touch. It’s not drop down funny but you’ll smile and perhaps even chuckle out lous as Vin tries to deal with five kids—especially the youngest ones.
How Does It Look? Disney is known for their great DVD presentations and they don’t disappoint here—the film comes in its correct theatrical ratio of 2:35:1 with both full screen and widescreen available. Most of the film takes place in daylight and the sky is a beautiful blue, the grass is a magnificent green…shall we go on? It looks fantastic.
How Does It Sound? Pretty good. The Dolby 5.1 sound is more than adequate and the dialogue originates mostly from the centre channel. The one big action scene sounds great as well so the mix is done well.
Extras? It seems like there are a lot but there is nothing exciting: a couple of super-short deleted scenes and some kind of boring commentary. Oh, and the usual ton of commercials:
Outrageous bloopers
Deleted scenes
On the Set With Vin Diesel
On the Set With Brad Garrett
Audio commentary with the director
Special Ops TV commercials
Final Verdict: An inoffensive bit of family fluff that demonstrates a new side of Vin Diesel. Oh, and we love Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls) as the love interest.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004 (5 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ June 28, 2005

What It’s About: The 2004 American presidential race. Sound boring? If you haven’t seen The Daily Show yet, please do yourself a favour and watch it quick! One of the funniest shows maybe ever, this faux newscast makes fun of everything and everyone—and does so in an extremely witty and intelligent manner. This 3 DVD set brings together the best moments of the show during its election coverage and makes American politics more than watchable—extremely enjoyable! Jon Stewart is the master of deadpan delivery and wry humour and his group of correspondents is just as funny.
How Does It Look? Just like on television. The show is presented in a mock newscast format and it’s green screen moments are very obvious. Otherwise, there isn’t much to talk about in this full screen presentation.
How Does It Sound? Just fine. There is a little bit of noise on the Dolby Digital soundtrack but nothing too noticeable and the dialogues is clean.
Extras? These are almost the best and funniest part of the entire set. The third DVD contains all the extras and they include:

o Our National Anthem sung in 4-correspondent harmony
o The First Presidential Debate: The Squabble in Coral Gables
o Election Night '04: Prelude to a Recount
o Daily Show Rock! Presents: Midterm Elections
o John Edwards Campaign Announcement
o Stephen Colbert's "Interviews I Could Get"
o Rob Corddry: Democratic debates in NY and Detroit; The Secretaries' Tour
o Ed Helms: Original Introduction; Principle Spinner
o Samantha Bee: Block the Vote; So You Want to Bee...A 527 Organization?
o Continental Skiff Boat Oarsmen for Veracity
o Steve Carell: Trail and Tribulations following the Howard Dean campaign
o Bob Wiltfong: Sticker Shock

Final Verdict: Since season DVD sets would be practically impossible (too many episodes and the jokes are simply time-specific) this is a great way to remember and relive some of your favourite moments from the show.

 

Chuck Norris is a superstar and never has that been more apparent than in Walker Texas Ranger: The Final Season. This six disc DVD set contains all 23 episodes in a full screen format and Dolby Digital sound. If you were a fan of the show, this is a must have for you as Walker says his goodbyes after a solid run. We're a little shocked that Paramount chose not to include and extras on the final season but the episodes themselves are entertaining enough.

 

Father of the Pride: The Complete Series (4 out of 5 stars)
Dreamworks/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: Unfortunately, Father of the Pride had the worst timing in television history. Right before it premiered, Roy of the infamous Siegfried and Roy duo had an accident with one of his tigers and ended mauled beyond belief. That is the only reason this show got cancelled (on our humble opinion). The show about a group of animals who perform with Siegfried and Roy was an intelligent and witty adult comedy disguised as a cartoon. The animation was great, the jokes were knock-down funny and the premise was genius. This is not a child-friendly show, despite the appearance of cuddly animals as the humour tends to get dirty and raunchy at times. This show was hilarious and deserves to find its audience on DVD.
How Does It Look? The 14 episodes are presented on a double-sided DVD, something we have never gotten into. The anamorphic widscreen picture is stunning, with brilliant colours and unbelievably crisp images. This is Dreamworks after all, and they don’t disappoint.
How Does It Sound? Although the picture is stellar, this is a sitcom and while the Dolby Digital 5.1 or 2.0 surround is nice and does the job quite well, there is nothing spectacular about it.
Extras? A few but nothing too exciting and the three episodes and pilot are part of the original 14 episodes so we think it’s cheating to include them in the extras. Other than those you get:
The Lost Tale (a set of animatics for an episode that was never animated; it’s a pretty funny one)
Commentaries (for four episodes)
Final Verdict: A funny series that was doomed from the get-go but should find fans on DVD. Please keep it away from the kiddies.

 

Casino: Anniversary Edition (5 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ June 14, 2005

What It’s About: Despite complaints that Casino is too long, too drawn out, it remains a fascinating film that any Scorsese fan will love. In it, two mobsters from Chicago, Ace Rosthein (Robert DeNiro) and Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci), head out to Las Vegas to try and make something of themselves. Ace becomes the operator of Tangiers Casino and Nicky takes care of the dirty side of things. Sharon Stone is fantastic in the movie as Ginger, Ace’s girlfriend. It’s a compelling look at how those on top can fall quickly and dramatically.
How Does It Look? Presented in 2.35.1 anamorphic widescreen, Casino looks great. The last DVD edition was a little washed out and Universal has corrected that by making the colours a lot more vivid and saturated.
How Does It Sound? While we wish this disc included a DTS mix, the Dolby Digital 5.1 is still a pretty nifty little track. Dialogue is very clean and clear and the music soundtrack is deep and doesn’t interfere. Sounds good.
Extras? There are quite a few and although we are missing a commentary from Scorsese himself, the other goodies make up for it:
Deleted scenes
Casino: The story
Casino: The Cast and Characters
Casino: The look
Casino: After the filming
Moments with Martin Scorsese, Sharon Stone, Nichols Pileggi and more!
Vegas and the Mob
True Crime Authors: Casino with Nicholas Pileggi
Final Verdict: A classic that remains incredibly engrossing despite its three hour running time in a superior DVD package.

 

This weird and quirky show was a huge hit in its day and starred some pretty cool people like Rob Morrow, Janine Turner and, believe it or not, John Corbett (Sex and the City's Aidan). Northern Exposure: The Complete Third Season is digitally remastered for a superb picture and includes deleted and extended scenes and lost storylines. Nominated for 16 Emmy awards this season is funny and odd, and definitely worth catching on DVD.

 

Jaws: 30th Anniversary Edition (5 out of 5 star)
Universal/ June 14, 2005

What It’s About: A shark. Everybody knows that. Jaws is one of those classics everyone knows about even if they haven’t seen it. The scary music (dah-dum, dah-dum) the red water and Bruce, the mechanical evil star of the film are all cultural icons. Universal releases a 30th anniversary edition this week that is packed with goodies. Although the shark himself may not be so scary by today’s super high-tech special effect standards, the movie remains terrifying. The fact that the woman in the opening scene did actually almost get maimed during filming leads to some incredible screaming and will make you afraid of the beach.
How Does It Look? Pretty much the same as the 2000 release with 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer which is great. The colours are vivid and crisp and the contrast is great.Only some of the darkest scenes are a little muddy but it’s nothing to complain about.
How Does It Sound? Fabulous. Choose from Dolby Digital 5.1, DTS 5.1, or the original theatrical mono audio track, all of which are great for what they are. We prefer the DTS but take your pick. The screaming and trashing in water sound good on all of them.
Extras? The set comes with an Commemorative Photo Journal that’s almost 60 pages and packed with production photos and explanations. Very cool. Also, you get:
Deleted scenes and outtakes
From the Set: A never-before-available interview with director Steven Spielberg
The Making of Jaws: A two-hour documentary featuring interviews with Steven Spielberg, Richard Dreyfuss, and Roy Scheider
Jaws Archives: Production photos, storyboards, marketing Jaws, and the Jaws phenomenon
Exclusive limited edition 60-page commemorative photo journal
Final Verdict: A must-have special edition for any classic film lover.

 

Be Cool (3 out of 5 stars)
MGM/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: Holy all-star cast Batman! Be Cool stars John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Andre 3000, Steven Tyler, The Rock and many more. The sequel to the brilliant Get Shorty, it fails to capture the magic of the first film, but manages to be an extremely entertaining ride nonetheless. Chili Palmer (Travolta) decides to dabble in the music industry making some very very close friends (Uma Thurman) and enemies at the same time. Vince Vaughn is probably the funniest character in the film and one of the problems with the movie is that there are so many of them to choose from. With such a large cast and so many colourful characters, none of them get the attention they deserve and instead all end up as shallow caricatures. It the end, it’s amusing but not earth-shattering.
How Does It Look? Oh, the sadness of receiving a full screen version to review. We cried for a little while then sucked it up and put it in the DVD player. The fullscreen (sigh) transfer was quite good with bright and sharp colours. A little grainy, but nothing too major.
How Does It Sound? Very good. Dolby Digital 5.1 does the job with good levels and clear dialogue, music and sound effects.
Extras? A few, our favourite being The Rock’s music video which made us howl with laughter…The Rock….doing music? Hee, hee, hee…
· "Be Cool, Very Cool" featurette
· deleted scenes
· gag reel
· music video - The Rock's "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man"
· close up featurettes
· trailers
Final Verdict: An entertaining and somewhat funny film with a great cast and solid DVD presentation.

 

Reno 911: The Complete Second Season Uncensored (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ June 14, 2005

What It’s About: Comedy Central’s hit show Reno 911 had a stellar, hilarious first season and the second continues that tradition. The deputies of Reno return in this Cops spoof and have to deal with problems like the beating of Milkshake Man, and the shooting of Kenny Rogers. The only problem we have is that we prefer it when the swearing is bleeped out—it’s funnier that way. While Reno 911 isn’t as well known as some other comedy shows, it’s certainly one of the funniest with an amazing cast and some of the best plotlines out there.
How Does It Look? Just like it does on television. This show is shot with hand-held cameras and is presented in its original full screen format.
How Does It Sound? Again, the show is shot with remote microphones so it’s very good for what it is.
Extras? More than the first season which will make fans very happy:
Over 90 minutes of alternative/deleted scenes
Director and cast commentary
Drug Arrest Prevention Seminar live performance from HBO's 2004 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival
Final Verdict: An uproariously funny show that’s a hidden gem on television with a fine DVD presentation.

 

Tarzan II (4 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ June 14, 2005

What It’s About: A prequel to Tarzan, this straight to video Disney flick shows a remarked improvement over some other recent sequel fare. In 64 minutes it tells the tale of little Tarzan, a hyperactive tyke who ends up falling off a cliff and running into some mean gorillas and a primate who wants to be left alone. There’s what passes for an action sequence and then everyone is reunited and happy (gosh, I hope I haven’t ruined it for you). It’s a simple story told quite well with some good animation, great voice work and the magic of Phil Collins yet again.
How Does It Look? It’s a very impressive widescreen anamorphic 1.78:1 picture with crazy-colourful crisp images.
How Does It Sound? Impressive yet again with your choice of Dolby Digital 5.1 or an awesome DTS 5.1 track.
Extras? Some good ones the kiddies will enjoy:
Backstage Disney: Bringing the Legend to Life - behind-the-scenes featurette
Music & More: music video - performed by Tiffany Evans
Games and Activities: Gorilla Grumble Game, Terk and Tantor's Jungle Guide - an amazing introduction to their jungle neighbors
Tarzan, Matter-of-Facts - viewing mode with on-screen fun facts
Final Verdict: A very extraordinary offering from the Disney direct to video people with a great story and a remarkable DVD presentation.

 

A completely mindless Jerry Bruckheimer flick about cars, Gone in 60 Seconds: Director's Cut is now unrated with extra features and more cars. Starring Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie, this is a simple story with shallow characters and plenty of pointless car chase scenes. This new DVD release has nine additional minutes, great picture, fantastic Dolby 5.1 sound and plenty of extras: Conversations with Producer Jerry Bruckheimer, Behind-the-Scenes, Action Overload: Highlight Reel, The Cult Music Video, Script to Screen featurette and a Car Stunts featurette

 

D.E.B.S. (3 out of 5 stars)
Sony Pictures/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: An indie flick about teenage crime-fighter spies who wear tiny schoolgirl uniforms, I kid you not. The D.E.B.S. are an elite group of she spies who were recruited through scores on a hidden test in the SATs. They are after Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster), an evil criminal mastermind. After a stakeout of what turns out to be a blind date for Diamond, the top D.E.B., Amy Brewster (Sara Foster) comes face to face with the criminal no one has ever fought and lived to tell the tale. Diamond becomes smitten with her and long story short, eventually ‘kidnaps’ Amy (she’s very willing) for a lesbian tryst away from the confines of the D.E.B. world, which Amy is questioning. There is no chemistry between Brewster and Foster and the entire thing just seems forced. There is very little action in this action flick and most of the laughs are stupid jokes that you hate yourself for laughing at later. D.E.B.S. is a pretty lame movie and even lacks any good promised girl on girl action, so your boyfriend will be disappointed.
How Does It Look? Fantastic. They didn’t scrimp on the budget here (perhaps just on the writing). The DVD contains both full screen (bleh) and widescreen 2.35:1 anamorphic transfer.
How Does It Sound? Quite good. The film has English Dolby 5.1 Surround and French 2.0 Surround with subtitles in English or French. Audio is quite well-mixed except for a few scenes in the beginning which have some pretty uneven levels, which is mentioned in the commentary.
Extras? Quite a few but nothing particularly exciting (although one of the deleted scenes contains what would have been the funniest moment in the film and should not have been cut):
Deleted and extended scenes
"Infiltrating D.E.B.S." making-of featurette
Director's commentary
Cast commentary
D.E.B.S. comic animatic
Production stills
Music video "Into the Morning" by the Weekend
Final Verdict: A bad movie with DVD presentation too good for it. We can only hope Angela Robinson’s (the movie’s director) next film Herbie Reloaded makes up for it.

 

Home Improvement: The Complete Second Season (5 out of 5 stars)
Buena Vista/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: Home Improvement may seem like a male-focused show (the power tools, Pam Anderson on the cover) but in reality, its success stemmed form the fact that it had something for everyone. Women related to Jill (Patricia Richardson), Tim “The Toolman” Taylor’s (Tim Allen) long-suffering wife, and kids loved the three sons and their adventures. Home Improvement ran for eight incredibly successful seasons and this, the second one, has some great moments including the first Halloween special. Some episodes are purely slapstick while others have very serious or emotional moments. This variety is part of what made the show so popular. The set has 25 episodes on three discs.
How Does It Look? Great. With an aspect ratio of 1.33:1, the picture works when stretched to fit widescreen and looks good, while the colours are crisp and vivid.
How Does It Sound? Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo is available and it works very well.
Extras? Not too much. There’s a gag reel from the season of line flubs and other things which is quite funny. And that’s all she wrote.
Final Verdict: A quality show with great picture and sound on the DVD set.

 

Father of the Bride: 15th Anniversary Special Edition (4 out of 5 stars)
Touchstone/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: A classic Steve Martin movie about a father who has a very hard time letting go of his daughter who has announced her engagement. He and his wife (Diane Keaton) plan the wedding at their house and all things that can go wrong, do. Martin Short stars as a kooky wedding planner and completely steal the movie away from Martin who is simply out-comedic-performanced here. There are many laugh-out-loud moments here and while the sequel was a stinker (mother and daughter pregnant together) this movie remains a comedic classic.
How Does It Look? Transferred over in a widescreen 1.85:1 enhanced picture, it looks good but not especially crisp. This could be because the film is meant to have a magical, glowy aspect to it.
How Does It Sound? The Dolby Digital 5.1 sound is even, quiet and clear. It is not particularly astounding or creative but for what the movie is, it’s fine. And it doesn’t help you understand Short’s odd accent in case you were wondering.
Extras? Some, but not nearly as many as you would expect for a special edition:
An invitation to Father of the Bride
Steve Martin & Martin short interview each other
Audio commentary with director/screenwriter Charles Shyer
Final Verdict: A fun frothy film with an adequate DVD presentation.

 

MacGyver: The Complete Second Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: How cool is MacGyver? He doesn’t need a gun. He uses his mind as a weapon. As cheesy as it sounds, MacGyver was a huge hit and while all his weird save-the-day concotions seem like they couldn’t possibly be real, they are actually all based on scientific fact. Beloved by Selma and Patty on The Simpsons, MacGyver really is one cool dude. The DVD set has six disks and 22 episodes and Terri Hatcher appears briefly on the show but Paramount managed to cash in on her current success by putting a lovely 80’s picture of her on the back cover.
How Does It Look? Like it did on television. It’s a little grainy, washed out and dark. Full screen format.
How Does It Sound? Not too spectacular. The sound is Dolby Mono which has to be expected for that time but we can’t help wishing there was a way to turn it into DTS. A lot of the action sequences just don’t seem spectacular enough.
Extras? None, the show itself will have to do ya.
Final Verdict: A creative show that is beloved by many. We have to hope that the episodes alone will be enough to satisfy their MaGyver lust.

 

Universal releases another classic with Dragnet 1967: Season 1. Jack Webb's Srgt. Joe Friday was the original Law and Order CSI, and his deadpan style delivered quite a few great lines. Who can forget "Just the facts, ma'am"? With simple stories, dumb criminals and great characters, Dragnet was one entertaining show. The DVD set comes with all 17 episodes from the first season and while the picture quality and sound (2.0 mono) aren't that great, what do you expect from 1967? Includes a bonus CD with a Dragnet radio show from 1954.

 

Newlyweds Nick and Jessica: Complete Seasons 2 & 3 (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: “Oh my gaaa…” we’re confused. The third season of The Newlyweds was their last and ended with the couple moving out of their home. This is not the third season that is included on the DVD set. Make no mistake, this is not the final season of The Newlyweds, Paramount will still have to release that (and make more money, aww we bet they hate that). The last episode on this DVD set is Jessica going on tour and Nick flying her into the town they were married. Still, this is one heck of an entertaining show with classic Jessica moments. Are they getting divorced? Not if their couplehood is such a cash cow.
How Does It Look? Good. The show was shot on video (it is reality television) and while the picture isn’t awesome (it’s a little choppy, too dark or bright at times) on the whole it remains quite decent.
How Does It Sound? There is an English Dolby Digital surround track that isn’t anything spectacular but again, it’s reality television and you’re not watching this for the car chases. Whenever there is mumbling you get subtitles anyway.
Extras? A few:
Deleted Scenes
Nick and Jessica MTV Timeline
Happy Birthday Jessica, Love Nick Special
Jessica “Moments”, Nick “Moments”
Newlyweds Promos
Final Verdict: An addictive show and while we are bitter because we thought this would have the final season, we enjoyed watching these episodes so much, we kind of got over it.

 

Sanford and Son: The Sixth Season (2 out of 5 stars)
Sony Pictures/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: Fred, a nasty but loveable old man and his patient and long suffering son Lamont live and laugh in South Central. Red Foxx and Demond Wilson finished the series with this, the last season of a sitcom that once was great but, like Fred, slowly deteriorated with age. This isn’t one of the shows best seasons, but there were some interesting guest stars like B.B.King, Chuck Barris, Ross Martin and Pat Paulsen. If you’re nostalgic and loved the show in its heyday, you’ll be interested in this set.
How Does It Look? Not so good. The picture is washed out and fuzzy. If you try and watch it in the 4:3 enhanced mode it actually gets worse.
How Does It Sound? Pretty bad. There is Dolby Digital sound but (probably due to its age) it sounds very horizontal and seems to hiss at times.
Extras? Uh, none? One version of the set comes with a 24-page booklet scrapbook about the series but there is nothing on the actual DVD itself besides the 24 episodes.
Final Verdict: The show has some funny moments but what’s up with the lame DVD presentation?

 

Frasier: The Complete Fifth Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: The fifth season of Frasier was a great one and it starts off with a bang (literally) in “Frasier’s Imaginary Friend” where Frasier returns from Mexico and no one believes he met a supermodel zoologist there. Niles and Maris officially split up in this season and Niles begins to attempt to ask Daphne out. Roz gets herself knocked-up and one of the funniest episodes is “Roz and the Schnoz” where she meets the parents of the father of her child. As always, Niles makes the show with his hilarious one-liners and incredible comic timing. The fifth season is better than the fourth and there are many great ones still to come.
How Does It Look? Fine. The picture is full screen colour 1.33:1 and is quite clear, There are some slightly fuzzy moments but they are barely noticeable.
How Does It Sound? Fine, as well. The audio is Dolby 2.0 and while it’s not anything super-exciting, Frasier is a dialogue driven show and it works all right.
Extras? Still none. The last few seasons had nothing and our hopes were up for this one but we are disappointed. You only get the 24 episodes and an annoying bunch of commercials right at the beginning for other Paramount releases that you can only get through using the next chapter feature on your DVD. This means you have to sit there skipping through them for several minutes. Paramount really needs to rethink that as these previews seem to be getting more and more numerous.
Final Verdict: A fabulous season on an adequate DVD set. The show itself is intelligent and witty and worth buying even without any extras.

 

Our favourite yellow sea sponge who lives in a pineapple has a new DVD, hot on the trails of his hit movie. Spongebob Squarepants: Fear of a Krabby Patty features eight episodes from the fourth season as well as special features like storyboards and an interactive comic. This crazy Krabby fellow shows no signs of slowing down and we just thank our lucky stars he's so much less annoying than a certain purple dinosaur.

 

Coyote Ugly: Unrated Extended Edition (2 out of 5 stars)
Touchstone/ June 7, 2005

What It’s About: Pretty and sweet Violet (Piper Perabo) decides to make the leap and move to the big city of New York to try and make it as a song writer. When she realizes that it’s not as simple as batting her eyelashes at a music exec she gets a job at Coyote Ugly, the bar where hot women work and dance on the bar – basically strippers who don’t strip. The film also stars Tyra Banks, Izabella Miko and Bridget Moynahan as her fellow dancers. This is Jerry Bruckheimer’s idea of a chick flick and it’s sad. Nothing happens. The entire point of this film is to watch pretty girls writhe around on a bar and soak themselves in booze with a lame attempt at a plot thrown in.
How Does It Look? Good. The picture is crisp and clear and the dark shots come out well. Widescreen (2.40:1) and enhanced for 16x9 televisions.
How Does It Sound? The Dolby Digital 5.1 or DTS 5.1 choices are both stellar and you can hear the leather pants swishing and the boots stomping as the girls dance their hearts out.
Extras? Enough for you to get your Coyote fill (sorry, no pillow fight deleted scenes):
Additional scenes not seen in theaters
Behind-the-scenes featurettes: Coyote 101 - How to Be a Coyote; Inside the Songs; Search for the Stars
LeAnn Rimes music video
Audio commentary with producer Jerry Bruckheimer, director David McNally and the Coyotes
"Action Overload" reel featuring the hottest moments from the movie, music video-style
Theatrical trailer
Final Verdict: The movie sucks but the DVD presentation is solid.

 

Past Reviews:

May ‘05
Law and Order: The Complete Third Season
The Godfather Part II and III
Six Feet Under: The Complete Third Season
The Aviator
New Fox Collector’s Editions (I, Robot, Man on Fire, The Day After Tomorrow)
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
The Golden Girls: Complete Second Season
Scrubs: The Complete First Season
Kinsey
Entourage: The Complete First Season
Quantum Leap: The Complete Third Season
In Good Company
Joan of Arcadia: The First Season
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
12 Monkeys: Special Edition
Touched By An Angel: The Complete Second Season
Pocahontas: Tenth Anniversary Edition
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
National Treasure
Star Trek Enterprise: First Season

April ‘05
Beaches
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Sacred Planet
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Twilight Zone Season Two
Meet the Fockers
Viva La Bam Season Two and Three
Ocean’s Twelve
Hotel Rwanda
Magnum P.I., Knight Rider and The A-Team: The Complete Second Seasons
The West Wing: The Fourth Season
Bad Girls at Valley High
Sideways
Elektra

March ‘05
Kojak
America’s Next Top Model: Cycle One
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers
Being Julia
Bringing Up Baby
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Fat Albert
Alfie
Miss Congeniality: Deluxe Edition
The Incredibles
What the Bleep Do We Know?
Dead Birds
Sweet Valley High: Season One
Wonder Woman: Second Season
Friends: The Complete Ninth Season
Felicity: Senior Year
Exorcist: The Beginning
Ladder 49
Hoosiers
Bambi
The Brady Bunch: Season One
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
It Happened to Jane

February ‘05
Stripperella: Season One
Seventh Heaven: The Complete Second Season
Malcolm X: Special Edition
Deadwood: The Complete First Season
The Martin Scorsese Collection
Taxi
Miami Vice: Season One
One Tree Hill: The Complete First Season
Ray
Mr. 3000
Mulan II
Charmed: The Complete First Season
Frasier: The Complete Fourth Season
Aladdin II and III Box Set

January ‘05
Friday Night Lights
The Rocky Anthology
Classic Cartoon Favourites
The Village

December '04
Wicker Park
Anchorman
King Arthur
De-Lovely
Thunderbirds
Walt Disney Treasures
Two Brothers
Newlyweds: The First Season
The Ben Stiller Collection
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Frasier: The Final Season
Mary Poppins
The Bourne Supremacy
The Terminal
Christmas Fare DVD Set
Golden Girls: The Complete First Season

Legally Blonde Gift Set
Stepford Wives
The Chronicles of Riddick
Monster Legacy Collection
Shrek 2
Ultimate Party Collection
Around the World in 80 Days
Mulan
Dawn of the Dead
Raising Helen
Van Hesling
Aladdin
Blazing Across the Pecos
Walking Tall
Mean Girls
Popular: The First Season
Alias: The Complete Third Season
Home on the Rage
Ladykillers
Soul Plane
The Passion of the Jew
Twisted
Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Connie and Carla
The Apprentice: The Complete First Season
The Reckoning
Predator
Taking Lives
The Three Muskateers
The Prince and Me
Hidalgo
Against The Ropes
CSI: Miami: The Complete First Season
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Butterfly Effect
50 First Dates
Along Came Polly
Paycheck
Calendar Girls
Love Actually
The Haunted Mansion
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton
The Rundown
Honey
Veronica Guerin
Schindler's List
The Cat in the Hat
Cold Creek Manor
Intolerable Cruelty
Lion King 1.5
Under the Tuscan Sun
Open Range
Johnny English
Bring It On Again
American Wedding
Underworld
Lizzie MacGuire
Seabiscuit
Freaky Friday
Pirates of the Caribbean
Alias: Season 2
Bruce Almighty
The Santa Clause 2
Eloise at the Plaza
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
Finding Nemo
Babe: The Complete Adventures
Casper
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
The Lion King
Identity
Sleeping Beauty
Alias: Season 1
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Final Destination 2