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United 93 (5 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ September 5, 2006

What It’s About: It’s incredibly difficult to write a review on United 93 because it’s nearly impossible for me to see this as just a film. I had a very hard time distancing myself from the subject matter here, and to be fair, don’t think I ever truly did.
The movie has a strong documentary feel and chronicles the story of the only plane hijacked on 9/11 to not make it to its target thanks to the passengers who fought back.
I thought the film was very well done and bawled like a baby. The characters never become distinct and individual, they are very much a team united for the same end (except for one who is interestingly the only one whose family didn’t support the film).
It’s a beautiful yet painful movie to watch and you have to make certain to steel yourself and have Kleenex nearby when watching. Ultimately, it’s something we should never forget and with a movie as well-made as this one the idea of too soon doesn’t enter the picture.
Synopsis: United 93, the acclaimed, powerful and unforgettable story of a diverse group of people who banded together in the face of danger and valiantly refused to surrender. Directed and written by Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy, Bloody Sunday), this grippingly honest, unflinching and profoundly moving film salutes the heroism of the 40 people aboard United Airlines Flight 93 on the day of one of the worst terrorist attacks on North American soil: September 11, 2001.
Technical Stuff:
The picture is presented in anamorphic widescreen with an aspect ratio of 2.35:1. It’s very clean and realistic.
The Dolby 5.1 is perfect with loud bass and clean score.
Extras?
· Audio commentary with the director Paul Greengrass
· United 93 - The Families and the Film documentary which takes a look at the real-life stories behind the brave passengers and crew
· Memorial Pages
Final Verdict: It’s a difficult movie to watch but very much worth it. If you can handle it, it’s a must-see.

 

South Park Eighth Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ August 29, 2006

What It’s About: You either love South Park or you hate it. But considering it’s a show that put Tom Cruise in the closet, I’m thinking it’s the best freaking show ever! And so should you. But I digress…
The eighth season of South Park isn’t actually it’s best. There are some amazingly hilarious episodes but there are also many moments of crap. This is thanks to the fact that its creators were doing Team America at the same time and kind of finished the season in a half-ass way. But considering you still get the episode with crazy Mel Gibson and see a very slutty Paris Hilton, it just can’t be all bad!
Synopsis: What began as a construction-paper film short evolved into a veritable pop-culture phenomenon for Trey Parker and Matt Stone's outrageous animated comedy series SOUTH PARK. Centered on the hilarious misadventures of four potty-mouthed grade-schoolers in the perpetually wintry environs of South Park, Colorado, the series skewers the vagaries of the modern American cultural landscape with politically incorrect humor and satirical plotlines ranging from homophobia and terrorism to boy bands and talking poo. This collection presents all 14 episodes from the series' eighth season, including controversial favourites like "Good Times with Weapons," "AWESOM-O," and "The Passion of the Jew."
Technical Stuff: Paramount does a lovely job here with crisp and vivid colours. With few episodes per disc, the quality is really great!
The soundtrack comes in Dolby 2.0 and works. It’s clean and clear and does the job.
Extras?
· Mini-Commentaries by the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone
· Episode selections
Final Verdict: A solid season even though not the best. If you’re a South Park fan, you probably already own it!

 

House: Season 2 (5 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ August 22, 2006

What It’s About: House is one of my favourite shows on television at the moment. It has earned that soft spot in my otherwise cold heart for two reasons. The first is that Hugh Laurie is hot. Not in an “Don’t talk, just take me now Prince Harry” sort of way but in a “Please talk to me for several hours about all kinds of intelligent and cultural things and be incredibly dry and sarcastic and then throw me down and have your way” sort of way. Ahem.
The second reason is that House is mean. He’s very mean. He makes fun of people all the time and puts them down and makes them feel bad. That is entertainment, my friends. This set has all 24 episodes from season two including my faves, the one with the preacher kid who thinks he can heal people and the one with Burger from Sex and the City as the activist guy who hits on Cameron. The only thing that bugged me this season was Sela Ward as House’s ex and that was because he wasn’t as mean with her. He was soft. And she bugged me. I’m glad she’s gone. Seriously, this is some amazing television and if you don’t watch this show what the heck are you wasting your time on? King of Queens? Please.
Synopsis: Golden Globe winner Hugh Laurie is on call as sardonic Dr. Gregory House in Season Two of the smash-hit House, television’s most intelligent and provocative drama. This 6-disc collection features all 24 innovative episodes, exclusive bonus materials and some of today's brightest guest stars, including Sela Ward, Ron Livingston, LL Cool J and Cynthia Nixon. Be a part of this medical mystery-solving team as House and his staff take on baffling cases in the gripping show critics are calling "both hilarious and heartbreaking; this could be network TV’s best current series." – David Kronke, Los Angeles Daily News.
Technical Stuff:
Just like Laurie, the picture is perfect. It’s finally in anamorphic widescreen and is crisp clean and ideal. I couldn’t find a flaw.
The sound comes through in Dolby Digital 5.1 and it’s all good. It’s mostly talking and the politically-incorrect laugh out loud lines are heard flawlessly.
Extras?
"No Reason" Commentary with Executive Producers David Shore and Katie Jacobs
"Autopsy" Commentary with Executive Producers David Shore and Katie Jacobs
An Evening with House featurette
It Could Be Lupus featurette
blooper reel
Alternate Take from "Daddy's Boy": The Valley Girl Version
Alternate Take from "Sleeping Dogs Lie": The Valley Girl Version
Final Verdict: I love this show. I was so excited to see there were two episodes I hadn’t seen yet on the DVD set. How I missed them, I have no idea. But I was one happy camper. Seriously—fresh popcorn, a sleeping kitty on your lap and watching House on DVD without commercials? Life does not get any better.

 

Fox Collections: Mr. Moto Collection, Jayne Mansfield Collection and Clark Gable Collection (5 out of 5 stars)
20th Century Fox/ various release dates

What It’s About: Fox has been really good lately with releasing collections of classic movies in well-priced sets. A lot of this stuff has never been on dvd before and was really hard to find on VHS. There’s a lot here so let’s start:
Mr. Moto Collection Volume One- Starring the legendary Peter Lorre (Fritz Lang’s M), and combining mystery, action and exotic locales, the Mr. Moto films thrilled audiences with their inventive plots, dark characters and wry humour. Now, Fox Home Entertainment invites viewers to revisit the inscrutable secret agent in the Mr. Moto Collection — Volume 1, arriving on DVD August 1, 2006. The Mr. Moto films catapulted a then unknown Lorre to fame in the United States, leading to impressive character parts in The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca and Arsenic And Old Lace. The Mr. Moto series lasted only two years between 1937 and 1939, but produced eight popular films filled with suspense, action and first-rate performances.
Think Fast, Mr. Moto
When his import/export business is infiltrated by international diamond smugglers, Mr. Moto (Lorre) must follow a trail of clues littered with beautiful women, glittering gems and deadly assassins. Making his way from the mysterious streets of San Francisco’s Chinatown, to the dark and dangerous alleys of Shanghai, Mr. Moto will stop at nothing to bring the culprits to justice…even if it means making the ultimate sacrifice.
Thank You, Mr. Moto
Mr. Moto heads to China on a quest for seven ancient scrolls that reveal the location of Genghis Khan’s tomb – a crypt filled with fabulous treasure. But Moto isn’t the only one stalking the scrolls – so is a shadowy band of thieves. But when his ruthless rivals go too far, the mild-mannered detective’s quest for antiquities becomes a passion for vengeance -- because if he can’t bring these villains to justice… he’ll bring them to their knees.
Mysterious Mr. Moto
After orchestrating a daring escape from the infamous Devil’s Island prison, an undercover Mr. Moto (Lorre) flees with his cellmate – a ruthless murderer – to London. Determined to infiltrate his gang of assassins and discover the identity of their leader, Mr. Moto must use all of his wits, and disguises, to trap a criminal mastermind, and destroy his evil organization…before he strikes again.
Mr. Moto Takes A Chance
The fourth Mr. Moto episode was brought to the screen in 1938. Mr. Moto Takes a Chance -- originally shot under the working title Look Out, Mr. Moto -- featured the good-natured detective in the jungles of Asia, posing as an archeologist, while secretly searching for the leader of a military uprising.

The Jayne Mansfield Collection: Known for her platinum blonde hair and generous figure, Jayne Mansfield was a silver screen goddess who ignited the passions of a generation… and whose tragic death made her a legend. Fox Home Entertainment celebrates a true Hollywood icon’s impressive body of work with The Jayne Mansfield Collection, debuting on DVD August 8, 2006. Featuring some of her most beloved screwball comedies, the collection includes Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?, the 50th anniversary edition of The Girl Can’t Help It, an invaluable record of rock and roll history, and The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw, each of which highlights Mansfield’s considerable romantic appeal and comedic talent. Released in 1956, 1957 and 1958, respectively these three classics showcase Mansfield at the height of her career and her popularity. Collected for the first time on DVD, the gift set offers revealing bonus materials, including an in-depth look at the star entitled “Jayne Mansfield: Blonde Ambition”, a photo gallery, audio commentaries by film historians Dana Polan (on Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?) and Toby Miller (on The Girl Can’t Help It), as well as original theatrical trailers.
The Girl Can’t Help It
Often called the best rock 'n' roll film ever made, this high-powered, high-voltage comedy features music by Fats Domino, Little Richard and The Platters and introduces the world to a blonde bombshell named Jayne Mansfield. Mansfield is sensational as moll Jerri Jordan to Edmund O’Brian’s Marty Murdock, the mobster determined to make her a singing star. The trouble begins when Murdock hires talent agent Tom Miller (Tom Ewell) to groom her: Miller quickly realizes that she can’t sing a note…and that he’s completely in love with her. This CinemaScope colour film hilariously spoofs both musicals and gangster films and also features sparkling performances by Ray Anthony, Julie London, The Treniers and Abbey Lincoln.]
The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw
The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw is a fish-out-of-water story with Kenneth More as Jonathan Tibbs, a proper Englishman who decides that if he absolutely must sell his family firm’s firearms, he’ll go where firearms are in demand: the Wild West. Through a series of mistakes and misunderstandings, More is taken to be a master gunfighter and is installed as sheriff in the lawless town of Fractured Jaw. He falls in love with Kate (Jayne Mansfield), a local saloon owner and entertainer, becomes a blood brother to a tribe of Native Americans, and uses his aplomb and naiveté in an attempt to negotiate harmony in a town known for discord. Featuring Henry Hull, with Robert Morley and Ronald Squire in cameo appearances.
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
Tony Randall plays Rockwell P. Hunter, an ad man trying to claw his way to the top. Jayne Mansfield plays Rita Marlowe, an overly glamorous movie star. Amid a flurry of wonderful sight gags, parodies of television commercials and shows, the creative process and success, they become a delightful duo as the glamour queen who needs a nerd to make her boyfriend jealous, and a nerd who needs something to propel him one more rung up the corporate ladder of his stalled career.

The Clark Gable Collection: Overwhelmingly crowned “The King Of Hollywood” according to a 1938 poll and consistently ranking in the top ten of retrospective Hollywood royalty lists, Clark Gable was a mustachioed man’s man from cinema’s Golden Age. Fox Home Entertainment celebrates the work of an early American hero, showcasing the rough and tumble exploits that turned a man into a King with The Clark Gable Collection – Volume One, coming to DVD August 15, 2006. Three of Gable’s most celebrated adventure classics debut for the first time ever on DVD including The Call Of The Wild, adapted from Jack London’s beloved novel about a Yukon gold-miner and his faithful sled-dog, Buck; Soldier Of Fortune, in which Gable plays a charming rogue and bandit, enlisted to rescue a man falsely imprisoned by the Chinese government; and The Tall Men, a rousing CinemaScope, Technicolor Western featuring Gable as one of two brothers charged with moving a herd of cattle from Texas to Montana. Available together for the first time on DVD, the gift set offers revealing bonus materials, such as audio commentaries, photo galleries, original theatrical trailers and more.
Call Of The Wild
Jack Thornton (Gable) is an adventurer who travels the Yukon in search of gold. When he pays $250 for Buck, a sled dog with the strength of his part-wolf ancestry, Jack’s luck changes. A winning $1,000 bet on Buck’s stamina is only the first of the rewards that his friendship with the canine will bring. When the pair, along with Jack’s friend Shorty (Jack Oakey), happens upon a woman who’s lost her husband in the wild, they begin their greatest adventure yet in this rousing tale of camaraderie and adventure.
Soldier Of Fortune
Clark Gable and Susan Hayward star in this rousing adventure about a woman whose husband has been unjustly imprisoned behind the red curtain and the dashing-yet-dubious mercenary she hopes can bring him home.
The Tall Men
The Allison Brothers, Ben (Gable) and Clint (Cameron Mitchell) are ex-Confederate soldiers now trying their hands at bank robbery. But one attempt to get rich quick leads them into the company of Nathan Stark (Ryan), a Texas cattle baron with a huge herd to get to market, and the beautiful Nella (Jane Russell), for whose attentions Ben and Nathan compete. A rugged and rowdy adventure where both bullets and fists fly, The Tall Men is towering entertainment.

Technical Stuff:
The sound for the collections is available in both mono and stereo mixes without a huge difference between them. It has been cleaned up so there is no hissing or distracting exterior noise. They all sound great!
The picture is also very impressive here. It has been cleaned up as well and is crisp and clean with good contrast. Kudos to Fox!
Extras?
Mr. Moto:
· profiles of the key talent behind the film series: Peter Lorre, Director Norman Foster, Producer Sol Wurtzel and stuntman Harvey Parry who doubled for Lorre.
Jayne Mansfield:
· commentaries
· trailers
· featurettes
Clark Gable:
· commentaries
· trailers
· photo galleries

Final Verdict: For fans of these original movies these sets are pure gold. I hadn’t watched any of this stuff before these and while some of it wasn’t really my cup of tea (the Mr. Moto stuff), the rest, especially Jayne Mansfield, I really enjoyed. So if you’re a movie buff, consider adding some of these sets to your collection!

 

Just My Luck (2 out of 5 stars)
20th Century Fox/ August 22, 2006

What It’s About: Okay…how to explain this movie? It’s ridiculous. It’s completely over-the-top, unreal and often stupid. Yes, there are teeny tiny glimpses of what could have been a cute movie but they are interrupted by this that make you go, “WTF?!”
Lindsey Lohan plays a super-lucky girl named Ashley whose life is charmed. But what is luck anyway? Winning a scratch lottery ticket? Lucky. Getting Sarak Jessica Parker’s dry cleaning delivered to your house and then wearing it out? Stupid. Having a bird poo on your shoulder? Unlucky. Accidentally knocking over a jogger in the park, landing on top of her and then having your pants fall down around your ankles and get arrested? Retarded. So I don’t care how much people love LaLohan (who I think is completely overrated) this movie just isn’t very good. It’s sad really, it’s directed by the How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days guy, and that movie was awesome. Ah well, you can’t win them all.
Synopsis: From the director of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, comes a "funny, twist-of-fate comedy" (KBWB-TV)! Lindsay Lohan lights up the screen as Ashley, the luckiest girl in Manhattan. But little does she know, her good fortune is about to change. When Ashley shares a kiss at a party with Jake, a bad luck magnet, they miraculously switch paths. Suddenly Ashley is plagued by one hilarious disaster after another, and Jake is headed for fame instead of failure. As she desperately races to find Jake and reverse her misfortune, Ashley discovers that her terrible twist-of-fate is the luckiest thing that ever happened to her.
Technical Stuff:
The audio and video are great! It’s a new movie so they are great! Did I already say that? I’m trying to be positive…the picture and sound quality are great!
Extras?
Side A:
Full Screen Feature
3 Deleted/Extended scenes
"Look of Luck" featurette
Side B:
Widescreen Featurette
McFly Behind The Scenes Featurette
Forced Trailer
Final Verdict: Dropping your contact lens in kitty litter and putting it back in your eye without washing? Beyond stupid. Renting a movie about luck that isn’t any good? Unlucky. Doing it after you read this review? Dumb dumb dumb.

 

Poseidon (3 out of 5 stars)
Warner Bros/ August 22, 2006

What It’s About: Disaster movies make me happy. I loved Armageddon. I quite enjoyed The Core. I even giggled with glee through Day After Tomorrow. Poseidon though, was missing the biggest must-have in a disaster movie—comic relief.
It takes itself much too seriously. It’s sad to watch really, because had they gone over the top with silliness and thrown in some ridiculous lines, the movie wouldn’t have been half-bad. As it is, all the actors seem to think they’re going to be up for Academy Awards here, and it just gets plain annoying.
The dialogue is bad, the acting is bad, and only the cool special effects keep you watching although there needed to be even more of those. It’s a pretty bad movie and although I kept on watching since I’m big on this genre, I can see others just wanting to turn it off. Also, can I please comment on the insipid Emmy Rossum? Yuck. Blech. Get her off the screen with her big wide eyes and perfect curls and heaving bosom and limited emotional range. No thanks.
Synopsis: Remake of the 1975 disaster epic that starred Gene Hackman amongst many others. When a rogue wave capsizes a luxury cruise ship in the middle of the North Atlantic Ocean, a small group of survivors find themselves unlikely allies in a battle for their lives. Preferring to test the odds alone, career gambler John Dylan (Josh Lucas) ignores captain’s orders (Andre Braugher) to wait below for possible rescue and sets out to find his own way to safety. What begins as a solo mission soon draws others as Dylan is followed by a desperate father (Kurt Russell) searching for his daughter (Emmy Rossum) and her fiancé (Mike Vogel), a young couple who hours before couldn’t summon the courage to tell him they were engaged and now face much graver challenges.
Along the way they are joined by a single mother (Jacinda Barrett) and her wise-beyond-his-years son (Jimmy Bennett), an anxious stowaway (Mia Maestro) and a despondent fellow passenger (Richard Dreyfuss) who boarded the ship not sure he wanted to live but now knows he doesn’t want to die. Determined to fight their way to the surface, the group sets off through the disorienting maze of twisted steel in the upside-down wreckage. As the unstable vessel rapidly fills with water each must draw on skills and strengths they didn’t even know they possessed, fighting against time for their own survival and for each other.
Technical Stuff:
I’m confuse
d. This is a new release right? Have I just been too spoiled with my new HD satellite signal? Because everything here seemed very blurry and washed out to me. Very disappointing.
The sound very much makes up for it with the booming Dolby Digital 5.1 coming through clearly and realistically. All that gushing water sounds like it’s surrounding you and will cause several pee breaks through the film.
Extras?
Disc One:
Feature film
Documentary: "Poseidon: A Ship on a Soundstage"
Theatrical trailer
Disc Two:
Documentary: "Poseidon: Upside Down"
Documentary: "Rogue Waves"
Featurette: " A Shipmate's Diary"
Final Verdict: Poseidon is fast and furious with a lot of water and swimming and people dying—things that usually make for a great disaster flick. But here, you just don’t care about the characters, there is no comic relief and the acting sucks. It could have been so much better. Rent it.

 

Inside Man (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal Pictures/ August 8, 2006

What It’s About: You can spend an evening with Clive Owen and Denzel Washington if you buy or rent “Inside Man.” Sound good? Throw in a solid story, a unique twist and Jodie Foster in a role where she plays a witch and you have yourself a good movie.
“Inside Man” is about a robbery masterminded by Owen, and Washington is the negotiator brought in to settle matters. Foster plays a woman whose client, the bank’s manager, has something incredible incriminating in the bank’s vault and needs her to do whatever it takes to get it out.
The movie is director by Spike Lee but isn’t his usual fare. Yes, he throws in some forced societal commentary in there, but it’s precisely those parts of the movie that don’t seem to fit and tend to drag.
“Inside Man” is a solid and intriguing heist film that deserves a watch.
Synopsis: The Inside Man takes places during a hostage situation in which a tough cop matches wits a clever bank robber, who sets to pull the the perfect heist.
Washington stars as New York police detective Keith Miller, a tough, street-smart cop fighting for a promotion while trying to live down accusations of misconduct connected to his last case. When he and his partner are dispatched to the scene of an in-progress bank robbery and hostage crisis, Miller must face off against a well-educated criminal (Owen) masterminding a concisely plotted operation. As negotiations grow more strained, a powerful lawyer with mysterious ties (Foster) becomes involved in the crisis... and Miller slowly begins to realize that in this ultimate game of cat and mouse, rules are arbitrary, all roles are up for grabs and the black-and-white of right an wrong has blurred to a shadowy landscape of gray.
Technical Stuff:
It’s a new release so the anamorphic widescreen presented in 2.35:1 is sharp, clear and pretty to look at.
The sound comes through in Dolby Digital 5.1 with extra tracks in French and Spanish. It’s clean and crisp.
Extras?
Over 25 Minutes of Deleted Scenes
Number 4 - From Mo' Better Blues to Malcolm X, Director Spike Lee and actor Denzel Washington discuss their creative collaborations from the past up to this thriller
Feature Commentary with Director Spike Lee
The Making of Inside Man - Go deeper into the action with this exclusive behind-the-scenes footage!
Final Verdict: It’s a very intelligent movie with some fascinating twists and a very solid cast. Watch it.

 

Bring it On: All or Nothing (3 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ August 8, 2006

What It’s About: I’m embarrassed. I’m red-faced. I’m hiding under my couch. But I had fun watching “Bring it On: All of Nothing.” Please don’t judge me.
Here’s the deal: yes, it’s dumb and predictable and cheesy and not even so much funny. Yes, there are things in here that made me wonder ‘is that not kind of stereotypical/racist?’ But at the end of the day, I sat through it. It didn’t require me to think. It made me wish I was in high school again (for like, an hour). And I laughed a few times. All in all, that’s not bad for a sequel to the sequel of a movie.
Hayden Panettiere plays a rich blonde girl who moves to the inner city from Malibu (or someplace like it) and joins the ghetto cheerleaders. Of course there is friction between her and the head cheerleader here, Solange Knowles (Beyonce’s sister.) Now without being a total bitch, I need to say that Beyonce obviously got the good end of the gene pool, you know what I mean? Solange is one chiselled jaw away from being a man. There are some angles that are just so darn unflattering here. She’s quite…masculine.
Synopsis: Get ready for more fun, more attitude and more excitement than ever before! At Pacific Vista High School, popular Britney (Hayden Panettiere) is captain of the cheerleading squad. But Britney’s life quickly turns from cheer-topia to cheer-tastrophe when her father's job moves her family across town to urban Crenshaw Heights. At her new school, Britney finds herself at odds with her classmates, especially with 'it' girl Camille (Solange Knowles-Smith), the cheer captain of the Crenshaw Heights Warriors. But when Britney proves herself and secures a coveted spot on the cheer squad, the Warriors find themselves in a cross-town 'cheer-off' to star in music sensation Rihanna’s upcoming video. With edgy new moves, the no-holds-barred fight to the finish will test friendships, loyalties and talents — but only one team can 'bring it' and earn a place in cheer history!
Technical Stuff:
It’s a very nice widescreen transfer that’s clean and proper.
The sound comes through in a 5.1 track that includes several popular pop tunes including several from Rhianna who makes an appearance here and proves she really can’t act.
Extras?
Gag Reel
Behind The Cheers - Get an Exclusive Backstage Pass to See What It Takes to Bring the Moves to the Screen.
Cheer Camp: From Wannabe To Cheerleader - Watch the Cast Learn the Film’s Rockin’ Cheers and Dance Moves!
Break It Down - Think You’ve Got What it Takes? Follow the Squad and Choreographer
Tony G As They Break Down Their Routines Into Easy-to-Follow Steps.
From The Street To The Set - Lil “C” and Richmond Explain the Attitude and Physical Moves Needed for These Eye-Catching Dance Moves.
Final Verdict: If you like cheerleader movies, as I do, you’ll probably get a kick out of this one. Otherwise, stay away or you might claw your eyes and ears out.

 

The Shaggy Dog (3 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ August 8, 2006

What It’s About: Warning—I am a huge animal-lover. I cried when Oprah had that dog on that walked like a human (seriously, did you see that because it was amazing!) So I probably enjoyed “The Shaggy Dog” than some cruel veal-eating monster (bring on the hate mail).
Like the dog, it’s a fluffy, cuddly, adorable film that has no real substance and besides Robert Downey Jr. (who I think I have a crush on) no good acting. I was hoping Kristin Davis would do something good after “Sex and the City” since she was so darn cute as Charlotte but she’s quite bland here. Tim Allen is a dog a lot of the time but he’s just himself—same guy in pretty much every movie!
It’s a very typical Disney movie with a big sappy moral at the end but it was entertaining enough (remember though, I could watch a puppy sleep and be entertained) and had some funny moments. It’s a good one to watch with the kiddies.
Synopsis: Comedian Tim Allen unleashes all the outrageous fun in this doggone hilarious update of Disney's comedy classic! The adventures begin when workaholic Dave Douglas (Allen) is accidentally transformed into a lovable dog. Now as Dave digs to uncover the mystery, this overworked dad wants nothing more than to stop fetching ... and get back to fathering. But before he does, he's about to discover that being man's best friend gives him a curious insight into what it takes to be a great dad! The tail-wagging fun continues with bonus features to howl about including bone-tickling bloopers, deleted scenes, and a special bark-along bone-us feature dogs will love!
Technical Stuff:
I was a little disappointed in the picture because Disney usually blows me away with quality but here they shoved but full and widescreen on the same disc causing for some quality loss. It’s not a bad picture, just not as good as it could be.
The sound is solid. The 5.1 Dolby Digital gets every bark across perfectly. There are also French and Spanish 2.0 tracks.
Extras?
Bloopers
Deleted Scenes
Audio Commentary With Director Brian Robbins And Producer David Hoberman (Widescreen only)
Bark-Along Bone-us Feature For Your Dog To Enjoy
Final Verdict: It’s a doggone good time! No? Too much? Alright—it’s cheesy and predictable but the kids will love it and frankly, you could do worse.

 

V for Vendetta (3 out of 5 stars)
Warner Bros./ August 1, 2006

What It’s About: So if you’re a regular reader of the site, you know I like to review movies based on if I enjoyed them rather than dwelling on any back stories, side stories etc. “V for Vendetta” apparently had a whole bunch of nerdy history to do with some graphic novel and those Matrix guys. For me, it was all about Natalie Portman’s haircut.
Is it a good movie? Meh. It had some interesting parts but for the most part it felt like it was trying waay too hard. The guy in the mask was annoying. He had a big mouth and frankly seemed kind of pretentious. Natalie is kind of annoying and if you want to enjoy the movie a little, drink every time she cries. I do love the fact that she looks so cute in her new pixie cut thanks to the head shaving.
Synopsis: "Remember, remember the 5th of November."
Set against the futuristic landscape of totalitarian Britain, "V for Vendetta" tells the story of a mild-mannered young woman named Evey (Natalie Portman) who is rescued from a life-and-death situation by a masked man (Hugo Weaving) known only as "V."
Incomparably charismatic and ferociously skilled in the art of combat and deception, V ignites a revolution when he urges his fellow citizens to rise up against tyranny and oppression. As Evey uncovers the truth about V's mysterious background, she also discovers the truth about herself - and emerges as his unlikely ally in the culmination of his plan to bring freedom and justice back to a society fraught with cruelty and corruption.
Technical Stuff:
The picture is practically perfect with an ideal widescreen anamorphic transfer. It better be—didn’t they have a huge budget?
Was I the only one who couldn’t understand half of what that V guy said? Seriously, I know he’s wearing a mask but shouldn’t movies compensate for that with the track? It was all muffled and quiet. I guess it was a good thing I didn’t really care what he way saying anyway. The sound is 5.1 Dolby and decent otherwise.
Extras?
Seriously? They rip you off here. One extra? I guess you’re supposed to buy the two-disc set…
· "Making V for Vendetta"
Final Verdict: Hmm, this is a serious pass. I fell asleep near the end. V annoyed. And the movie was seriously lacking anything that would make me care. Unless you’re a huge graphic novel/ Wachowski brothers fan, you’ll probably be bored.

 

The Best of She-Ra: Princess of Power (4 out of 5 stars)
BCI Eclipse/ July 18, 2006

What It’s About: As a little girls growing up in the 80s, it was all about Jem and She-Ra. While Jem was cool, her alter ego, Jerrica was a bit of as wimp and that always bugged me. I identified with the Misfits a little more (hmmm). Now She-Ra? She’s all that and a bag of chips. And she’s finally on DVD. Not completely—we only get a few episodes here—but we do get a taste of what’s to come.
The DVD set includes the movie “Secret of the Sword” which aired on television and was our introduction to She-Ra. She is He-Man’s long lost twin sister and was stolen by the evil Hordak and brought to Eternia. He-Man saved her and she stayed to fight Hordak and his mean cronies.
The other DVD here contains five episodes from the series that are considered most popular. They were extremely entertaining to watch and really just whet your appetite for the full set coming soon.
Synopsis: This two-disc set includes the five best episodes of the long-running series She-Ra: Princess of Power, as voted on by fans. It also includes the 1985 feature film "The Secret of the Sword." The set is packed with special features including a documentary featurette, a feature length audio commentary, a music video featurette, trivia, collectibles and more! She-Ra: Princess of Power first aired on television in 1985, as a female-directed spin-off of the popular He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
Technical Stuff:
She-Ra looks pretty good considering her age. The colour is vibrant and the picture is quite clean. They did a good job cleaning this up.
You can sing along to the theme song in Dolby Digital Stereo which sounds just fine although it does lack a little depth at times.
Extras?
The making of She-Ra Princess of Power
Audio commentaries by the creator of the series
Character bios and artwork
Complete storyboards from selected episodes
Downloadable scripts from selected episodes
Final Verdict: Gotta love it. This is some seriously classic television. Plus, now I know what I’m going to be for Halloween this year.

 

ATL (3 out of 5 stars)
Warner Bros./ July 18, 2006

What It’s About: I couldn’t remember “ATL” for the life of me. I got the press release and wondered ‘when was this out?’. When I first heard the title I got it confused with ATV and thought it was about off-roading. There is the important truth about movie titles—they have to be memorable and make sense. Moving on…if you’re a fan of crunk music and dancing, you’ll definitely enjoy this movie. If not…you’ll either end up a fan, or end up snoring.
The movie is like a long music video. It’s about a group of friends growing up in Altanta (what the whole ATL thing stands for). They’re average joes and on Sunday, the hit the roller rink and dance and shake their groove thangs. Those parts are the best parts of the film. The rest sort of drags as the guys do their thing, fall in love, so some drugs, etc. It’s a fairly entertaining movie with some charm, but “ATL” just never quite becomes what it could have been.
Synopsis: Sometimes 17-year-old Rashad and his pals hang out at the Waffle House, trying to figure out what's next after they graduate. But on Sunday nights, they know what's coming. They'll be at the Cascade roller rink: laying down moves, chillin' with friends...and for a few hours leaving what's outside outside. "ATL" is a Sunday night fever of laughs, drama and crunk sounds. Video director Chris Robinson makes his feature debut, guiding an ensemble that includes astonishingly natural movie newcomers Tip Harris (aka rapper T.I.), Lauren London and Antwan Andre Patton (aka Big Boi of the duo OutKast).
Technical Stuff:
The picture is in a 2.19:1 ratio anamorphic screen size and is pretty much perfect. Yup, no, it’s actually perfect.
As for the sound…you know when some loser pull sup beside you in their souped up Civic and all your hear is awful bass reverberating through the tiny car and shattering their eardrums and you can’t even make out what the song is because it’s all just bass which is turned up way too high but they like it like that because people turn around and look at them? The Dolby Digital 5.1 here isn’t as bad but the bass is pretty ridiculous no matter how much you try to adjust it. If you have a Civic you’ll love it.
Extras?
Deleted scenes
"In the Rink: A Directors Journey"
Music video: T.I.'s hit MTV music video "What You Know"
Theatrical trailers
Final Verdict: It’s somewhat entertaining, just nothing groundbreaking. Worth a watch.

 

Charlie’s Angels: The Complete Third Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Sony/ July 18, 2006

What It’s About: Oh the feathery hair, jiggling boobs and bad acting…no I’m not talking about Lindsay Lohan’s new movie but the third season of the original Charlie’s Angels, now on DVD. This show was pure escapism and laughs, not meant to be taken seriously. And it’s still great fun to watch today.
This season had the equally pretty and talented Cheryl Ladd instead of the conceited and obnoxious Farrah Fawcett although she did show up for several guest appearances. The show is frothy and angels are somewhat dim-witted. Men weren’t watching this for the plot though; it was all about that jiggle. The fun and lighthearted energy of the show still translates well in our time and this set will be a lot of enjoyment for fans today.
Synopsis: Television's most glamorous undercover detectives are back for a third action-packed season. Join Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith, and Cheryl Ladd with special guest appearances by an original Angel herself, Farrah Fawcett! Considered one of the most successful series in television history, the third season amps up all the suspense, humor, adventure, and sex appeal that made "Charlie's Angels" an enduring phenomenon. The third season boasts a host of guest stars, including Dean Martin, Scatman Crothers, Stephen Collins, Jamie Lee Curtis, and many others. Kick back, press play, and be prepared for the Angels to blow you away.
Technical Stuff:
It’s an old show (’78-’79) so the picture isn’t great but they’ve done a good job with what they had. The colours are quite garishly bright but that was part of the aesthetic of the show. There is some grain throughout but all in all, not bad.
The sound is English Dolby Digital Mono and actually sounds really great!
Extras?
none
Final Verdict: It’s serious fluff and those who enjoy shows like Baywatch or previously were fans will love it. If you’re a Masterpiece Theater type of person—well heck, you might still enjoy the jiggle and giggle.

 

She’s The Man (3 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ July 18, 2006

What It’s About: Thanks to Amanda Bynes, “She’s the Man” remains watchable and even sometimes quite funny. Without her, this film would have crashed and burned. She has been working for long time now but never hit the same rate of stardom as an Olsen sister. Good for her.
In this movie, based supposedly on Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night” (which I can see on the surface and I’m all for getting people into Shakespeare in any way but some stuff here made me cringe and think that the Bard probably wouldn’t approve even though he was quite crude at times as well), Bynes pretends to be her brother Sebastian in order to play soccer. It’s very simple and full of clichés but thanks to the lovely, hilarious and extremely talented Ms. Bynes, retains some appeal and genuine charm and humour. Thanks goodness for her.
Synopsis: Amanda Bynes proves that girls can do anything guys can do in She’s the Man. The laughs are non-stop when Viola (Bynes), disguised as her twin brother, Sebastian (James Kirk), joins the high school boys’ soccer team and helps win the big game while unexpectedly falling for Duke (Channing Tatum) the hot star forward. Viola discovers that dealing with high school politics and twisted love triangles is a major challenge when you’re a guy who’s really a girl! From the writers of Legally Blonde, She’s the Man features an ensemble cast of up and coming stars and hit songs from OK-Go, The Veronicas & the F-ups. It’s perfect for good-time fun!
Technical Stuff:
The picture and sound are both top-notch since it’s a new movie. You get 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen and 5.1 English and French sound. There is also a paltry 2.0 English and Spanish track as well.
Extras?
Director's Commentary
Deleted Scenes
Gag Reel
Three In Depth Featurettes
Music Video: "Let Go" by David Lichens
Pop Up Video (Trivia Track)
Final Verdict: Not very Shakespearean (but maybe I was expecting too much) but Bynes shines. Hah. Rent it.

 

Past Reviews:

June ‘06
Failure to Launch
Commander in Chief
Imagine Me and You
ALF: Season Three
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Glory Road
Charmed: Fifth Season
Dumbo: Big Top Edition
Fried Green Tomatoes: Anniversary Edition
NCIS: Complete First Season

May ‘06
High School Musical
Date Movie
Kingdom of Heaven Director’s Cut
I Love Lucy: Season 6
The Producers
When A Stranger Calls
Nanny McPhee
Facts of Life: Seasons One and Two
Last Holiday
The Family Stone
Scrubs: Season Three

April ‘06
Casanova
Match Point
Aeon Flux
The Chronicle of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Bee Season
Dawson’s Creek: The Complete Sixth Season
Carole Lombard: The Glamour Collection

March ‘06
King Kong
Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story
Ten Commandments: 50th Anniversary Edition
The Squid and the Whale
Good Night and Good Luck
Star Trek Fan Collective: Borg
Jarhead
Prime

February ‘06
Walk the Line
Charmed: The Complete Fourth Season
Lady and the Tramp: 50th Anniversary Edition
The Weather Man
Grey’s Anatomy: Season One
He-Man: Season One, Volume 2
Roast of Pamela Anderson
Saw 2
Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Doom: Unrated Edition
Bambi 2
In Her Shoes

January ‘06
Football Collection
Lord of War
Flightplan
Hustle & Flow
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: Bueller…Bueller…Edition
Red Eye
The Transporter 2
Two For the Money

December ‘05
Gunsmoke
The Cave
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Rock N’ Roll High School
Party of Five: The Complete Second Season
Dark Water
Into the Blue
The Island
Serenity
Four Brothers
Miami Vice: Season Two
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Airplane: Don’t Call Me Shirley Edition
Kronk’s New Groove
The Producers: Deluxe Edition
Valiant
Empire
Cinderella Man
Fantastic Four
Newlyweds Nick and Jessica: The Final Season
Law & Order: Fourth Year

November ‘05
Project Runway
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Legends of the Fall/ A River Runs Through It
Kermit’s 50th Anniversary Editions: Muppet Treasure Island, The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppet Christmas Carol and The Muppet Movie
Sky High
Cheaper by the Dozen: Baker's Dozen Edition
War of the Worlds
Seinfeld: Seasons 5 and 6
Leave it to Beaver: Complete First Season
The Best and Worst of American Idol
Stealth
Christmas With The Kranks
Oprah Winfrey Show: 20th Anniversary Collection
Madagascar
Classic Holiday Stories and Holiday Celebration with Mickey and Pals
Sound of Music: 40th Anniversary Edition (5 out of 5 stars)
Also out: Oklahoma!: 50th Anniversary Edition and State Fair: 60th Anniversary Edition
Charmed: The Complete Third Season
The Perfect Man
Titanic: Special Collector’s Edition
Alias: The Complete Fourth Season
Bewitched: The Complete Second Season in Black & White
Office Space: Special Edition
Land of the Dead

October ‘05
Bionicle 3
Kingdom of Heaven
The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
South Park: The Complete 6th Season
The Marksman
Cinderella
The Interpreter
The Outsiders: The Complete Novel
The Amityville Horror

September ‘05
Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Third Season
Gilmore Girls: The Complete Fourth Season
Battlestar Gallactica: Season One
Star Trek Enterprise: The Complete Third Season
A Knight’s Tale: Extended Cut
Robots
3-Iron
Fever Pitch
Cheers: The Complete Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Sixth Season
MacGyver: The Complete Third Season
Lost: The Complete First Season
Charmed: Complete Second Season
Toy Story: 10th Anniversary Edition
The O.C.: The Complete Second Season

August ‘05
Tommy Boy: Holy Schnike Edition
House, M.D.: Season One
Sahara
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
The Ring 2
Layer Cake
A Lot Like Love
The Truman Show: Special Edition
Gladiator: Extended Edition
Beauty Shop
The Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: 10 Episode Collector's Edition
Clueless: Whatever Edition
The Office: Season One
I Love Lucy: Fifth Season
Enterprise: The Complete Second Season
The Muppet Show: Season One
Columbo: The Complete Third Season, McMillan & Wife: Season One, McCloud: Seasons One and Two
Because of Winn-Dixie
Alexander: Director’s Cut

July ‘05
Teen Witch
Million Dollar Baby
Bill and Ted’s Most Excellent Collection
Best of Britney, Justin and Christina
Dodgeball: Unrated Version
Fantastic Four: The Complete Animated Series
Hide and Seek
Monk: Season Three

June ‘05
The Ren and Stimpy Show: Season Three and a Half-ish
Revelations
Loch Ness
The Pacifier
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004
Walker: Texas Ranger: The Final Season
Father of the Pride: The Complete Series
Casino: Anniversary Edition
Northern Exposure: The Complete Third Season
Jaws: 30th Anniversary Edition
Be Cool
Reno: 911: The Complete Second Season
Tarzan II
Gone in 60 Seconds: Director’s Cut
D.E.B.S.
Home Improvement: The Complete Second Season
Father of the Bride: 15th Anniversary Edition
MacGyver: The Complete Second Season
Dragnet: Season One
The Newlyweds: Complete Seasons 2 and 3
Sanford and Son: The Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Fifth Season
Spongebob Squarepants: Fear of a Krabby Patty
Coyote Ugly: Unrated Extended Edition

May ‘05
Law and Order: The Complete Third Season
The Godfather Part II and III
Six Feet Under: The Complete Third Season
The Aviator
New Fox Collector’s Editions (I, Robot, Man on Fire, The Day After Tomorrow)
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
The Golden Girls: Complete Second Season
Scrubs: The Complete First Season
Kinsey
Entourage: The Complete First Season
Quantum Leap: The Complete Third Season
In Good Company
Joan of Arcadia: The First Season
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
12 Monkeys: Special Edition
Touched By An Angel: The Complete Second Season
Pocahontas: Tenth Anniversary Edition
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
National Treasure
Star Trek Enterprise: First Season

April ‘05
Beaches
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Sacred Planet
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Twilight Zone Season Two
Meet the Fockers
Viva La Bam Season Two and Three
Ocean’s Twelve
Hotel Rwanda
Magnum P.I., Knight Rider and The A-Team: The Complete Second Seasons
The West Wing: The Fourth Season
Bad Girls at Valley High
Sideways
Elektra

March ‘05
Kojak
America’s Next Top Model: Cycle One
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers
Being Julia
Bringing Up Baby
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Fat Albert
Alfie
Miss Congeniality: Deluxe Edition
The Incredibles
What the Bleep Do We Know?
Dead Birds
Sweet Valley High: Season One
Wonder Woman: Second Season
Friends: The Complete Ninth Season
Felicity: Senior Year
Exorcist: The Beginning
Ladder 49
Hoosiers
Bambi
The Brady Bunch: Season One
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
It Happened to Jane

February ‘05
Stripperella: Season One
Seventh Heaven: The Complete Second Season
Malcolm X: Special Edition
Deadwood: The Complete First Season
The Martin Scorsese Collection
Taxi
Miami Vice: Season One
One Tree Hill: The Complete First Season
Ray
Mr. 3000
Mulan II
Charmed: The Complete First Season
Frasier: The Complete Fourth Season
Aladdin II and III Box Set

January ‘05
Friday Night Lights
The Rocky Anthology
Classic Cartoon Favourites
The Village

December '04
Wicker Park
Anchorman
King Arthur
De-Lovely
Thunderbirds
Walt Disney Treasures
Two Brothers
Newlyweds: The First Season
The Ben Stiller Collection
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Frasier: The Final Season
Mary Poppins
The Bourne Supremacy
The Terminal
Christmas Fare DVD Set
Golden Girls: The Complete First Season

Legally Blonde Gift Set
Stepford Wives
The Chronicles of Riddick
Monster Legacy Collection
Shrek 2
Ultimate Party Collection
Around the World in 80 Days
Mulan
Dawn of the Dead
Raising Helen
Van Hesling
Aladdin
Blazing Across the Pecos
Walking Tall
Mean Girls
Popular: The First Season
Alias: The Complete Third Season
Home on the Rage
Ladykillers
Soul Plane
The Passion of the Jew
Twisted
Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Connie and Carla
The Apprentice: The Complete First Season
The Reckoning
Predator
Taking Lives
The Three Muskateers
The Prince and Me
Hidalgo
Against The Ropes
CSI: Miami: The Complete First Season
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Butterfly Effect
50 First Dates
Along Came Polly
Paycheck
Calendar Girls
Love Actually
The Haunted Mansion
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton
The Rundown
Honey
Veronica Guerin
Schindler's List
The Cat in the Hat
Cold Creek Manor
Intolerable Cruelty
Lion King 1.5
Under the Tuscan Sun
Open Range
Johnny English
Bring It On Again
American Wedding
Underworld
Lizzie MacGuire
Seabiscuit
Freaky Friday
Pirates of the Caribbean
Alias: Season 2
Bruce Almighty
The Santa Clause 2
Eloise at the Plaza
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
Finding Nemo
Babe: The Complete Adventures
Casper
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
The Lion King
Identity
Sleeping Beauty
Alias: Season 1
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Final Destination 2