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United
93 (5 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ September 5, 2006
What
It’s About: It’s
incredibly difficult to write a review on United 93 because it’s
nearly impossible for me to see this as just a film. I had a very
hard time distancing myself from the subject matter here, and to
be fair, don’t think I ever truly did.
The movie has a strong documentary feel and chronicles the story
of the only plane hijacked on 9/11 to not make it to its target
thanks to the passengers who fought back.
I thought the film was very well done and bawled like a baby. The
characters never become distinct and individual, they are very much
a team united for the same end (except for one who is interestingly
the only one whose family didn’t support the film).
It’s a beautiful yet painful movie to watch and you have to
make certain to steel yourself and have Kleenex nearby when watching.
Ultimately, it’s something we should never forget and with
a movie as well-made as this one the idea of too soon doesn’t
enter the picture.
Synopsis: United 93, the acclaimed, powerful and
unforgettable story of a diverse group of people who banded together
in the face of danger and valiantly refused to surrender. Directed
and written by Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy, Bloody Sunday),
this grippingly honest, unflinching and profoundly moving film salutes
the heroism of the 40 people aboard United Airlines Flight 93 on
the day of one of the worst terrorist attacks on North American
soil: September 11, 2001.
Technical Stuff:
The picture is presented in anamorphic widescreen with an aspect
ratio of 2.35:1. It’s very clean and realistic.
The Dolby 5.1 is perfect with loud bass and clean score.
Extras?
· Audio commentary with the director Paul Greengrass
· United 93 - The Families and the Film documentary which
takes a look at the real-life stories behind the brave passengers
and crew
· Memorial Pages
Final Verdict: It’s a difficult movie to
watch but very much worth it. If you can handle it, it’s a
must-see.
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South
Park Eighth Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ August 29, 2006
What
It’s About:
You either love South Park or you hate it. But considering it’s
a show that put Tom Cruise in the closet, I’m thinking it’s
the best freaking show ever! And so should you. But I digress…
The eighth season of South Park isn’t actually it’s
best. There are some amazingly hilarious episodes but there are
also many moments of crap. This is thanks to the fact that its creators
were doing Team America at the same time and kind of finished the
season in a half-ass way. But considering you still get the episode
with crazy Mel Gibson and see a very slutty Paris Hilton, it just
can’t be all bad!
Synopsis: What began as a construction-paper film
short evolved into a veritable pop-culture phenomenon for Trey Parker
and Matt Stone's outrageous animated comedy series SOUTH PARK. Centered
on the hilarious misadventures of four potty-mouthed grade-schoolers
in the perpetually wintry environs of South Park, Colorado, the
series skewers the vagaries of the modern American cultural landscape
with politically incorrect humor and satirical plotlines ranging
from homophobia and terrorism to boy bands and talking poo. This
collection presents all 14 episodes from the series' eighth season,
including controversial favourites like "Good Times with Weapons,"
"AWESOM-O," and "The Passion of the Jew."
Technical Stuff: Paramount does a lovely job here
with crisp and vivid colours. With few episodes per disc, the quality
is really great!
The soundtrack comes in Dolby 2.0 and works. It’s clean and
clear and does the job.
Extras?
· Mini-Commentaries by the creators of South Park, Trey Parker
and Matt Stone
· Episode selections
Final Verdict: A solid season even though not the
best. If you’re a South Park fan, you probably already own
it!
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House:
Season 2 (5 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ August 22, 2006
What
It’s About: House
is one of my favourite shows on television at the moment. It has
earned that soft spot in my otherwise cold heart for two reasons.
The first is that Hugh Laurie is hot. Not in an “Don’t
talk, just take me now Prince Harry” sort of way but in a
“Please talk to me for several hours about all kinds of intelligent
and cultural things and be incredibly dry and sarcastic and then
throw me down and have your way” sort of way. Ahem.
The second reason is that House is mean. He’s very mean. He
makes fun of people all the time and puts them down and makes them
feel bad. That is entertainment, my friends. This set has all 24
episodes from season two including my faves, the one with the preacher
kid who thinks he can heal people and the one with Burger from Sex
and the City as the activist guy who hits on Cameron. The only thing
that bugged me this season was Sela Ward as House’s ex and
that was because he wasn’t as mean with her. He was soft.
And she bugged me. I’m glad she’s gone. Seriously, this
is some amazing television and if you don’t watch this show
what the heck are you wasting your time on? King of Queens? Please.
Synopsis: Golden Globe winner Hugh Laurie is on
call as sardonic Dr. Gregory House in Season Two of the smash-hit
House, television’s most intelligent and provocative drama.
This 6-disc collection features all 24 innovative episodes, exclusive
bonus materials and some of today's brightest guest stars, including
Sela Ward, Ron Livingston, LL Cool J and Cynthia Nixon. Be a part
of this medical mystery-solving team as House and his staff take
on baffling cases in the gripping show critics are calling "both
hilarious and heartbreaking; this could be network TV’s best
current series." – David Kronke, Los Angeles Daily News.
Technical Stuff:
Just like Laurie, the picture is perfect. It’s finally in
anamorphic widescreen and is crisp clean and ideal. I couldn’t
find a flaw.
The sound comes through in Dolby Digital 5.1 and it’s all
good. It’s mostly talking and the politically-incorrect laugh
out loud lines are heard flawlessly.
Extras?
"No Reason" Commentary with Executive Producers David
Shore and Katie Jacobs
"Autopsy" Commentary with Executive Producers David Shore
and Katie Jacobs
An Evening with House featurette
It Could Be Lupus featurette
blooper reel
Alternate Take from "Daddy's Boy": The Valley Girl Version
Alternate Take from "Sleeping Dogs Lie": The Valley Girl
Version
Final Verdict: I love this show. I was so excited
to see there were two episodes I hadn’t seen yet on the DVD
set. How I missed them, I have no idea. But I was one happy camper.
Seriously—fresh popcorn, a sleeping kitty on your lap and
watching House on DVD without commercials? Life does not get any
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Fox
Collections: Mr. Moto Collection, Jayne Mansfield Collection and
Clark Gable Collection (5 out of 5 stars)
20th Century Fox/ various release dates
What
It’s About:
Fox has been really good lately with releasing collections of classic
movies in well-priced sets. A lot of this stuff has never been on
dvd before and was really hard to find on VHS. There’s a lot
here so let’s start:
Mr. Moto Collection Volume One- Starring the legendary
Peter Lorre (Fritz Lang’s M), and combining mystery, action
and exotic locales, the Mr. Moto films thrilled audiences with their
inventive plots, dark characters and wry humour. Now, Fox Home Entertainment
invites viewers to revisit the inscrutable secret agent in the Mr.
Moto Collection — Volume 1, arriving on DVD August 1, 2006.
The Mr. Moto films catapulted a then unknown Lorre to fame in the
United States, leading to impressive character parts in The Maltese
Falcon, Casablanca and Arsenic And Old Lace. The Mr. Moto series
lasted only two years between 1937 and 1939, but produced eight
popular films filled with suspense, action and first-rate performances.
Think Fast, Mr. Moto
When his import/export business is infiltrated by international
diamond smugglers, Mr. Moto (Lorre) must follow a trail of clues
littered with beautiful women, glittering gems and deadly assassins.
Making his way from the mysterious streets of San Francisco’s
Chinatown, to the dark and dangerous alleys of Shanghai, Mr. Moto
will stop at nothing to bring the culprits to justice…even
if it means making the ultimate sacrifice.
Thank You, Mr. Moto
Mr. Moto heads to China on a quest for seven ancient scrolls that
reveal the location of Genghis Khan’s tomb – a crypt
filled with fabulous treasure. But Moto isn’t the only one
stalking the scrolls – so is a shadowy band of thieves. But
when his ruthless rivals go too far, the mild-mannered detective’s
quest for antiquities becomes a passion for vengeance -- because
if he can’t bring these villains to justice… he’ll
bring them to their knees.
Mysterious Mr. Moto
After orchestrating a daring escape from the infamous Devil’s
Island prison, an undercover Mr. Moto (Lorre) flees with his cellmate
– a ruthless murderer – to London. Determined to infiltrate
his gang of assassins and discover the identity of their leader,
Mr. Moto must use all of his wits, and disguises, to trap a criminal
mastermind, and destroy his evil organization…before he strikes
again.
Mr. Moto Takes A Chance
The fourth Mr. Moto episode was brought to the screen in 1938. Mr.
Moto Takes a Chance -- originally shot under the working title Look
Out, Mr. Moto -- featured the good-natured detective in the jungles
of Asia, posing as an archeologist, while secretly searching for
the leader of a military uprising.
The
Jayne Mansfield Collection: Known for her platinum blonde hair
and generous figure, Jayne Mansfield was a silver screen goddess
who ignited the passions of a generation… and whose tragic
death made her a legend. Fox Home Entertainment celebrates a true
Hollywood icon’s impressive body of work with The Jayne Mansfield
Collection, debuting on DVD August 8, 2006. Featuring some of her
most beloved screwball comedies, the collection includes Will Success
Spoil Rock Hunter?, the 50th anniversary edition of The Girl Can’t
Help It, an invaluable record of rock and roll history, and The
Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw, each of which highlights Mansfield’s
considerable romantic appeal and comedic talent. Released in 1956,
1957 and 1958, respectively these three classics showcase Mansfield
at the height of her career and her popularity. Collected for the
first time on DVD, the gift set offers revealing bonus materials,
including an in-depth look at the star entitled “Jayne Mansfield:
Blonde Ambition”, a photo gallery, audio commentaries by film
historians Dana Polan (on Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?) and Toby
Miller (on The Girl Can’t Help It), as well as original theatrical
trailers.
The Girl Can’t Help It
Often called the best rock 'n' roll film ever made, this high-powered,
high-voltage comedy features music by Fats Domino, Little Richard
and The Platters and introduces the world to a blonde bombshell
named Jayne Mansfield. Mansfield is sensational as moll Jerri Jordan
to Edmund O’Brian’s Marty Murdock, the mobster determined
to make her a singing star. The trouble begins when Murdock hires
talent agent Tom Miller (Tom Ewell) to groom her: Miller quickly
realizes that she can’t sing a note…and that he’s
completely in love with her. This CinemaScope colour film hilariously
spoofs both musicals and gangster films and also features sparkling
performances by Ray Anthony, Julie London, The Treniers and Abbey
Lincoln.]
The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw
The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw is a fish-out-of-water story with Kenneth
More as Jonathan Tibbs, a proper Englishman who decides that if
he absolutely must sell his family firm’s firearms, he’ll
go where firearms are in demand: the Wild West. Through a series
of mistakes and misunderstandings, More is taken to be a master
gunfighter and is installed as sheriff in the lawless town of Fractured
Jaw. He falls in love with Kate (Jayne Mansfield), a local saloon
owner and entertainer, becomes a blood brother to a tribe of Native
Americans, and uses his aplomb and naiveté in an attempt
to negotiate harmony in a town known for discord. Featuring Henry
Hull, with Robert Morley and Ronald Squire in cameo appearances.
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
Tony Randall plays Rockwell P. Hunter, an ad man trying to claw
his way to the top. Jayne Mansfield plays Rita Marlowe, an overly
glamorous movie star. Amid a flurry of wonderful sight gags, parodies
of television commercials and shows, the creative process and success,
they become a delightful duo as the glamour queen who needs a nerd
to make her boyfriend jealous, and a nerd who needs something to
propel him one more rung up the corporate ladder of his stalled
career.
The
Clark Gable Collection: Overwhelmingly crowned “The King
Of Hollywood” according to a 1938 poll and consistently ranking
in the top ten of retrospective Hollywood royalty lists, Clark Gable
was a mustachioed man’s man from cinema’s Golden Age.
Fox Home Entertainment celebrates the work of an early American
hero, showcasing the rough and tumble exploits that turned a man
into a King with The Clark Gable Collection – Volume One,
coming to DVD August 15, 2006. Three of Gable’s most celebrated
adventure classics debut for the first time ever on DVD including
The Call Of The Wild, adapted from Jack London’s beloved novel
about a Yukon gold-miner and his faithful sled-dog, Buck; Soldier
Of Fortune, in which Gable plays a charming rogue and bandit, enlisted
to rescue a man falsely imprisoned by the Chinese government; and
The Tall Men, a rousing CinemaScope, Technicolor Western featuring
Gable as one of two brothers charged with moving a herd of cattle
from Texas to Montana. Available together for the first time on
DVD, the gift set offers revealing bonus materials, such as audio
commentaries, photo galleries, original theatrical trailers and
more.
Call Of The Wild
Jack Thornton (Gable) is an adventurer who travels the Yukon in
search of gold. When he pays $250 for Buck, a sled dog with the
strength of his part-wolf ancestry, Jack’s luck changes. A
winning $1,000 bet on Buck’s stamina is only the first of
the rewards that his friendship with the canine will bring. When
the pair, along with Jack’s friend Shorty (Jack Oakey), happens
upon a woman who’s lost her husband in the wild, they begin
their greatest adventure yet in this rousing tale of camaraderie
and adventure.
Soldier Of Fortune
Clark Gable and Susan Hayward star in this rousing adventure about
a woman whose husband has been unjustly imprisoned behind the red
curtain and the dashing-yet-dubious mercenary she hopes can bring
him home.
The Tall Men
The Allison Brothers, Ben (Gable) and Clint (Cameron Mitchell) are
ex-Confederate soldiers now trying their hands at bank robbery.
But one attempt to get rich quick leads them into the company of
Nathan Stark (Ryan), a Texas cattle baron with a huge herd to get
to market, and the beautiful Nella (Jane Russell), for whose attentions
Ben and Nathan compete. A rugged and rowdy adventure where both
bullets and fists fly, The Tall Men is towering entertainment.
Technical Stuff:
The sound for the collections is available in both mono and stereo
mixes without a huge difference between them. It has been cleaned
up so there is no hissing or distracting exterior noise. They all
sound great!
The picture is also very impressive here. It has been cleaned up
as well and is crisp and clean with good contrast. Kudos to Fox!
Extras?
Mr. Moto:
· profiles of the key talent behind the film series: Peter
Lorre, Director Norman Foster, Producer Sol Wurtzel and stuntman
Harvey Parry who doubled for Lorre.
Jayne Mansfield:
· commentaries
· trailers
· featurettes
Clark Gable:
· commentaries
· trailers
· photo galleries
Final
Verdict: For fans of these original movies these sets are
pure gold. I hadn’t watched any of this stuff before these
and while some of it wasn’t really my cup of tea (the Mr.
Moto stuff), the rest, especially Jayne Mansfield, I really enjoyed.
So if you’re a movie buff, consider adding some of these sets
to your collection!
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Just
My Luck (2 out of 5 stars)
20th Century Fox/ August 22, 2006
What
It’s About:
Okay…how to explain this movie? It’s ridiculous. It’s
completely over-the-top, unreal and often stupid. Yes, there are
teeny tiny glimpses of what could have been a cute movie but they
are interrupted by this that make you go, “WTF?!”
Lindsey Lohan plays a super-lucky girl named Ashley whose life is
charmed. But what is luck anyway? Winning a scratch lottery ticket?
Lucky. Getting Sarak Jessica Parker’s dry cleaning delivered
to your house and then wearing it out? Stupid. Having a bird poo
on your shoulder? Unlucky. Accidentally knocking over a jogger in
the park, landing on top of her and then having your pants fall
down around your ankles and get arrested? Retarded. So I don’t
care how much people love LaLohan (who I think is completely overrated)
this movie just isn’t very good. It’s sad really, it’s
directed by the How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days guy, and that movie
was awesome. Ah well, you can’t win them all.
Synopsis: From the director of How to Lose a Guy
in Ten Days, comes a "funny, twist-of-fate comedy" (KBWB-TV)!
Lindsay Lohan lights up the screen as Ashley, the luckiest girl
in Manhattan. But little does she know, her good fortune is about
to change. When Ashley shares a kiss at a party with Jake, a bad
luck magnet, they miraculously switch paths. Suddenly Ashley is
plagued by one hilarious disaster after another, and Jake is headed
for fame instead of failure. As she desperately races to find Jake
and reverse her misfortune, Ashley discovers that her terrible twist-of-fate
is the luckiest thing that ever happened to her.
Technical Stuff:
The audio and video are great! It’s a new movie so they are
great! Did I already say that? I’m trying to be positive…the
picture and sound quality are great!
Extras?
Side A:
Full Screen Feature
3 Deleted/Extended scenes
"Look of Luck" featurette
Side B:
Widescreen Featurette
McFly Behind The Scenes Featurette
Forced Trailer
Final Verdict: Dropping your contact lens in kitty
litter and putting it back in your eye without washing? Beyond stupid.
Renting a movie about luck that isn’t any good? Unlucky. Doing
it after you read this review? Dumb dumb dumb.
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Poseidon
(3 out of 5 stars)
Warner Bros/ August 22, 2006
- What
It’s About:
Disaster movies make me happy. I loved Armageddon. I quite enjoyed
The Core. I even giggled with glee through Day After Tomorrow.
Poseidon though, was missing the biggest must-have in a disaster
movie—comic relief.
It takes itself much too seriously. It’s sad to watch really,
because had they gone over the top with silliness and thrown in
some ridiculous lines, the movie wouldn’t have been half-bad.
As it is, all the actors seem to think they’re going to
be up for Academy Awards here, and it just gets plain annoying.
The dialogue is bad, the acting is bad, and only the cool special
effects keep you watching although there needed to be even more
of those. It’s a pretty bad movie and although I kept on
watching since I’m big on this genre, I can see others just
wanting to turn it off. Also, can I please comment on the insipid
Emmy Rossum? Yuck. Blech. Get her off the screen with her big
wide eyes and perfect curls and heaving bosom and limited emotional
range. No thanks.
Synopsis: Remake of the 1975 disaster epic that
starred Gene Hackman amongst many others. When a rogue wave capsizes
a luxury cruise ship in the middle of the North Atlantic Ocean,
a small group of survivors find themselves unlikely allies in
a battle for their lives. Preferring to test the odds alone, career
gambler John Dylan (Josh Lucas) ignores captain’s orders
(Andre Braugher) to wait below for possible rescue and sets out
to find his own way to safety. What begins as a solo mission soon
draws others as Dylan is followed by a desperate father (Kurt
Russell) searching for his daughter (Emmy Rossum) and her fiancé
(Mike Vogel), a young couple who hours before couldn’t summon
the courage to tell him they were engaged and now face much graver
challenges.
- Along
the way they are joined by a single mother (Jacinda Barrett) and
her wise-beyond-his-years son (Jimmy Bennett), an anxious stowaway
(Mia Maestro) and a despondent fellow passenger (Richard Dreyfuss)
who boarded the ship not sure he wanted to live but now knows
he doesn’t want to die. Determined to fight their way to
the surface, the group sets off through the disorienting maze
of twisted steel in the upside-down wreckage. As the unstable
vessel rapidly fills with water each must draw on skills and strengths
they didn’t even know they possessed, fighting against time
for their own survival and for each other.
- Technical
Stuff:
I’m confused.
This is a new release right? Have I just been too spoiled with
my new HD satellite signal? Because everything here seemed very
blurry and washed out to me. Very disappointing.
The sound very much makes up for it with the booming Dolby Digital
5.1 coming through clearly and realistically. All that gushing
water sounds like it’s surrounding you and will cause several
pee breaks through the film.
Extras?
Disc One:
Feature film
Documentary: "Poseidon: A Ship on a Soundstage"
Theatrical trailer
Disc Two:
Documentary: "Poseidon: Upside Down"
Documentary: "Rogue Waves"
Featurette: " A Shipmate's Diary"
Final Verdict: Poseidon is fast and furious with
a lot of water and swimming and people dying—things that
usually make for a great disaster flick. But here, you just don’t
care about the characters, there is no comic relief and the acting
sucks. It could have been so much better. Rent it.
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Inside
Man (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal Pictures/ August 8, 2006
What It’s About: You
can spend an evening with Clive Owen and Denzel Washington if you
buy or rent “Inside Man.” Sound good? Throw in a solid
story, a unique twist and Jodie Foster in a role where she plays
a witch and you have yourself a good movie.
“Inside Man” is about a robbery masterminded by Owen,
and Washington is the negotiator brought in to settle matters. Foster
plays a woman whose client, the bank’s manager, has something
incredible incriminating in the bank’s vault and needs her
to do whatever it takes to get it out.
The movie is director by Spike Lee but isn’t his usual fare.
Yes, he throws in some forced societal commentary in there, but
it’s precisely those parts of the movie that don’t seem
to fit and tend to drag.
“Inside Man” is a solid and intriguing heist film that
deserves a watch.
Synopsis: The Inside Man takes places during a
hostage situation in which a tough cop matches wits a clever bank
robber, who sets to pull the the perfect heist.
Washington stars as New York police detective Keith Miller, a tough,
street-smart cop fighting for a promotion while trying to live down
accusations of misconduct connected to his last case. When he and
his partner are dispatched to the scene of an in-progress bank robbery
and hostage crisis, Miller must face off against a well-educated
criminal (Owen) masterminding a concisely plotted operation. As
negotiations grow more strained, a powerful lawyer with mysterious
ties (Foster) becomes involved in the crisis... and Miller slowly
begins to realize that in this ultimate game of cat and mouse, rules
are arbitrary, all roles are up for grabs and the black-and-white
of right an wrong has blurred to a shadowy landscape of gray.
Technical Stuff:
It’s a new release so the anamorphic widescreen presented
in 2.35:1 is sharp, clear and pretty to look at.
The sound comes through in Dolby Digital 5.1 with extra tracks in
French and Spanish. It’s clean and crisp.
Extras?
Over 25 Minutes of Deleted Scenes
Number 4 - From Mo' Better Blues to Malcolm X, Director Spike Lee
and actor Denzel Washington discuss their creative collaborations
from the past up to this thriller
Feature Commentary with Director Spike Lee
The Making of Inside Man - Go deeper into the action with this exclusive
behind-the-scenes footage!
Final Verdict: It’s a very intelligent movie
with some fascinating twists and a very solid cast. Watch it.
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Bring
it On: All or Nothing (3 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ August 8, 2006
What It’s About:
I’m embarrassed. I’m red-faced. I’m hiding under
my couch. But I had fun watching “Bring it On: All of Nothing.”
Please don’t judge me.
Here’s the deal: yes, it’s dumb and predictable and
cheesy and not even so much funny. Yes, there are things in here
that made me wonder ‘is that not kind of stereotypical/racist?’
But at the end of the day, I sat through it. It didn’t require
me to think. It made me wish I was in high school again (for like,
an hour). And I laughed a few times. All in all, that’s not
bad for a sequel to the sequel of a movie.
Hayden Panettiere plays a rich blonde girl who moves to the inner
city from Malibu (or someplace like it) and joins the ghetto cheerleaders.
Of course there is friction between her and the head cheerleader
here, Solange Knowles (Beyonce’s sister.) Now without being
a total bitch, I need to say that Beyonce obviously got the good
end of the gene pool, you know what I mean? Solange is one chiselled
jaw away from being a man. There are some angles that are just so
darn unflattering here. She’s quite…masculine.
Synopsis: Get ready for more fun, more attitude
and more excitement than ever before! At Pacific Vista High School,
popular Britney (Hayden Panettiere) is captain of the cheerleading
squad. But Britney’s life quickly turns from cheer-topia to
cheer-tastrophe when her father's job moves her family across town
to urban Crenshaw Heights. At her new school, Britney finds herself
at odds with her classmates, especially with 'it' girl Camille (Solange
Knowles-Smith), the cheer captain of the Crenshaw Heights Warriors.
But when Britney proves herself and secures a coveted spot on the
cheer squad, the Warriors find themselves in a cross-town 'cheer-off'
to star in music sensation Rihanna’s upcoming video. With
edgy new moves, the no-holds-barred fight to the finish will test
friendships, loyalties and talents — but only one team can
'bring it' and earn a place in cheer history!
Technical Stuff:
It’s a very nice widescreen transfer that’s clean and
proper.
The sound comes through in a 5.1 track that includes several popular
pop tunes including several from Rhianna who makes an appearance
here and proves she really can’t act.
Extras?
Gag Reel
Behind The Cheers - Get an Exclusive Backstage Pass to See What
It Takes to Bring the Moves to the Screen.
Cheer Camp: From Wannabe To Cheerleader - Watch the Cast Learn the
Film’s Rockin’ Cheers and Dance Moves!
Break It Down - Think You’ve Got What it Takes? Follow the
Squad and Choreographer
Tony G As They Break Down Their Routines Into Easy-to-Follow Steps.
From The Street To The Set - Lil “C” and Richmond Explain
the Attitude and Physical Moves Needed for These Eye-Catching Dance
Moves.
Final Verdict: If you like cheerleader movies,
as I do, you’ll probably get a kick out of this one. Otherwise,
stay away or you might claw your eyes and ears out.
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The
Shaggy Dog (3 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ August 8, 2006
What It’s About:
Warning—I am a huge animal-lover. I cried when Oprah had that
dog on that walked like a human (seriously, did you see that because
it was amazing!) So I probably enjoyed “The Shaggy Dog”
than some cruel veal-eating monster (bring on the hate mail).
Like the dog, it’s a fluffy, cuddly, adorable film that has
no real substance and besides Robert Downey Jr. (who I think I have
a crush on) no good acting. I was hoping Kristin Davis would do
something good after “Sex and the City” since she was
so darn cute as Charlotte but she’s quite bland here. Tim
Allen is a dog a lot of the time but he’s just himself—same
guy in pretty much every movie!
It’s a very typical Disney movie with a big sappy moral at
the end but it was entertaining enough (remember though, I could
watch a puppy sleep and be entertained) and had some funny moments.
It’s a good one to watch with the kiddies.
Synopsis: Comedian Tim Allen unleashes all the
outrageous fun in this doggone hilarious update of Disney's comedy
classic! The adventures begin when workaholic Dave Douglas (Allen)
is accidentally transformed into a lovable dog. Now as Dave digs
to uncover the mystery, this overworked dad wants nothing more than
to stop fetching ... and get back to fathering. But before he does,
he's about to discover that being man's best friend gives him a
curious insight into what it takes to be a great dad! The tail-wagging
fun continues with bonus features to howl about including bone-tickling
bloopers, deleted scenes, and a special bark-along bone-us feature
dogs will love!
Technical Stuff:
I was a little disappointed in the picture because Disney usually
blows me away with quality but here they shoved but full and widescreen
on the same disc causing for some quality loss. It’s not a
bad picture, just not as good as it could be.
The sound is solid. The 5.1 Dolby Digital gets every bark across
perfectly. There are also French and Spanish 2.0 tracks.
Extras?
Bloopers
Deleted Scenes
Audio Commentary With Director Brian Robbins And Producer David
Hoberman (Widescreen only)
Bark-Along Bone-us Feature For Your Dog To Enjoy
Final Verdict: It’s a doggone good time!
No? Too much? Alright—it’s cheesy and predictable but
the kids will love it and frankly, you could do worse.
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V
for Vendetta (3 out of 5 stars)
Warner Bros./ August 1, 2006
What It’s About:
So if you’re a regular reader of the site, you know I like
to review movies based on if I enjoyed them rather than dwelling
on any back stories, side stories etc. “V for Vendetta”
apparently had a whole bunch of nerdy history to do with some graphic
novel and those Matrix guys. For me, it was all about Natalie Portman’s
haircut.
Is it a good movie? Meh. It had some interesting parts but for the
most part it felt like it was trying waay too hard. The guy in the
mask was annoying. He had a big mouth and frankly seemed kind of
pretentious. Natalie is kind of annoying and if you want to enjoy
the movie a little, drink every time she cries. I do love the fact
that she looks so cute in her new pixie cut thanks to the head shaving.
Synopsis: "Remember, remember the 5th of November."
Set against the futuristic landscape of totalitarian Britain, "V
for Vendetta" tells the story of a mild-mannered young woman
named Evey (Natalie Portman) who is rescued from a life-and-death
situation by a masked man (Hugo Weaving) known only as "V."
Incomparably charismatic and ferociously skilled in the art of combat
and deception, V ignites a revolution when he urges his fellow citizens
to rise up against tyranny and oppression. As Evey uncovers the
truth about V's mysterious background, she also discovers the truth
about herself - and emerges as his unlikely ally in the culmination
of his plan to bring freedom and justice back to a society fraught
with cruelty and corruption.
Technical Stuff:
The picture is practically perfect with an ideal widescreen anamorphic
transfer. It better be—didn’t they have a huge budget?
Was I the only one who couldn’t understand half of what that
V guy said? Seriously, I know he’s wearing a mask but shouldn’t
movies compensate for that with the track? It was all muffled and
quiet. I guess it was a good thing I didn’t really care what
he way saying anyway. The sound is 5.1 Dolby and decent otherwise.
Extras?
Seriously? They rip you off here. One extra? I guess you’re
supposed to buy the two-disc set…
· "Making V for Vendetta"
Final Verdict: Hmm, this is a serious pass. I fell
asleep near the end. V annoyed. And the movie was seriously lacking
anything that would make me care. Unless you’re a huge graphic
novel/ Wachowski brothers fan, you’ll probably be bored.
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The
Best of She-Ra: Princess of Power (4 out of 5 stars)
BCI Eclipse/ July 18, 2006
What
It’s About:
As a little girls growing up in the 80s, it was all about Jem and
She-Ra. While Jem was cool, her alter ego, Jerrica was a bit of
as wimp and that always bugged me. I identified with the Misfits
a little more (hmmm). Now She-Ra? She’s all that and a bag
of chips. And she’s finally on DVD. Not completely—we
only get a few episodes here—but we do get a taste of what’s
to come.
The DVD set includes the movie “Secret of the Sword”
which aired on television and was our introduction to She-Ra. She
is He-Man’s long lost twin sister and was stolen by the evil
Hordak and brought to Eternia. He-Man saved her and she stayed to
fight Hordak and his mean cronies.
The other DVD here contains five episodes from the series that are
considered most popular. They were extremely entertaining to watch
and really just whet your appetite for the full set coming soon.
Synopsis: This two-disc set includes the five best
episodes of the long-running series She-Ra: Princess of Power, as
voted on by fans. It also includes the 1985 feature film "The
Secret of the Sword." The set is packed with special features
including a documentary featurette, a feature length audio commentary,
a music video featurette, trivia, collectibles and more! She-Ra:
Princess of Power first aired on television in 1985, as a female-directed
spin-off of the popular He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
Technical Stuff:
She-Ra looks pretty good considering her age. The colour is vibrant
and the picture is quite clean. They did a good job cleaning this
up.
You can sing along to the theme song in Dolby Digital Stereo which
sounds just fine although it does lack a little depth at times.
Extras?
The making of She-Ra Princess of Power
Audio commentaries by the creator of the series
Character bios and artwork
Complete storyboards from selected episodes
Downloadable scripts from selected episodes
Final Verdict: Gotta love it. This is some seriously
classic television. Plus, now I know what I’m going to be
for Halloween this year.
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ATL
(3 out of 5 stars)
Warner Bros./ July 18, 2006
What
It’s About:
I couldn’t remember “ATL” for the life of me.
I got the press release and wondered ‘when was this out?’.
When I first heard the title I got it confused with ATV and thought
it was about off-roading. There is the important truth about movie
titles—they have to be memorable and make sense. Moving on…if
you’re a fan of crunk music and dancing, you’ll definitely
enjoy this movie. If not…you’ll either end up a fan,
or end up snoring.
The movie is like a long music video. It’s about a group of
friends growing up in Altanta (what the whole ATL thing stands for).
They’re average joes and on Sunday, the hit the roller rink
and dance and shake their groove thangs. Those parts are the best
parts of the film. The rest sort of drags as the guys do their thing,
fall in love, so some drugs, etc. It’s a fairly entertaining
movie with some charm, but “ATL” just never quite becomes
what it could have been.
Synopsis: Sometimes 17-year-old Rashad and his
pals hang out at the Waffle House, trying to figure out what's next
after they graduate. But on Sunday nights, they know what's coming.
They'll be at the Cascade roller rink: laying down moves, chillin'
with friends...and for a few hours leaving what's outside outside.
"ATL" is a Sunday night fever of laughs, drama and crunk
sounds. Video director Chris Robinson makes his feature debut, guiding
an ensemble that includes astonishingly natural movie newcomers
Tip Harris (aka rapper T.I.), Lauren London and Antwan Andre Patton
(aka Big Boi of the duo OutKast).
Technical Stuff:
The picture is in a 2.19:1 ratio anamorphic screen size and is pretty
much perfect. Yup, no, it’s actually perfect.
As for the sound…you know when some loser pull sup beside
you in their souped up Civic and all your hear is awful bass reverberating
through the tiny car and shattering their eardrums and you can’t
even make out what the song is because it’s all just bass
which is turned up way too high but they like it like that because
people turn around and look at them? The Dolby Digital 5.1 here
isn’t as bad but the bass is pretty ridiculous no matter how
much you try to adjust it. If you have a Civic you’ll love
it.
Extras?
Deleted scenes
"In the Rink: A Directors Journey"
Music video: T.I.'s hit MTV music video "What You Know"
Theatrical trailers
Final Verdict: It’s somewhat entertaining,
just nothing groundbreaking. Worth a watch.
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Charlie’s
Angels: The Complete Third Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Sony/ July 18, 2006
What
It’s About:
Oh the feathery hair, jiggling boobs and bad acting…no I’m
not talking about Lindsay Lohan’s new movie but the third
season of the original Charlie’s Angels, now on DVD. This
show was pure escapism and laughs, not meant to be taken seriously.
And it’s still great fun to watch today.
This season had the equally pretty and talented Cheryl Ladd instead
of the conceited and obnoxious Farrah Fawcett although she did show
up for several guest appearances. The show is frothy and angels
are somewhat dim-witted. Men weren’t watching this for the
plot though; it was all about that jiggle. The fun and lighthearted
energy of the show still translates well in our time and this set
will be a lot of enjoyment for fans today.
Synopsis: Television's most glamorous undercover
detectives are back for a third action-packed season. Join Kate
Jackson, Jaclyn Smith, and Cheryl Ladd with special guest appearances
by an original Angel herself, Farrah Fawcett! Considered one of
the most successful series in television history, the third season
amps up all the suspense, humor, adventure, and sex appeal that
made "Charlie's Angels" an enduring phenomenon. The third
season boasts a host of guest stars, including Dean Martin, Scatman
Crothers, Stephen Collins, Jamie Lee Curtis, and many others. Kick
back, press play, and be prepared for the Angels to blow you away.
Technical Stuff:
It’s an old show (’78-’79) so the picture isn’t
great but they’ve done a good job with what they had. The
colours are quite garishly bright but that was part of the aesthetic
of the show. There is some grain throughout but all in all, not
bad.
The sound is English Dolby Digital Mono and actually sounds really
great!
Extras?
none
Final Verdict: It’s serious fluff and those
who enjoy shows like Baywatch or previously were fans will love
it. If you’re a Masterpiece Theater type of person—well
heck, you might still enjoy the jiggle and giggle.
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She’s
The Man (3 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ July 18, 2006
What
It’s About:
Thanks to Amanda Bynes, “She’s the Man” remains
watchable and even sometimes quite funny. Without her, this film
would have crashed and burned. She has been working for long time
now but never hit the same rate of stardom as an Olsen sister. Good
for her.
In this movie, based supposedly on Shakespeare’s “Twelfth
Night” (which I can see on the surface and I’m all for
getting people into Shakespeare in any way but some stuff here made
me cringe and think that the Bard probably wouldn’t approve
even though he was quite crude at times as well), Bynes pretends
to be her brother Sebastian in order to play soccer. It’s
very simple and full of clichés but thanks to the lovely,
hilarious and extremely talented Ms. Bynes, retains some appeal
and genuine charm and humour. Thanks goodness for her.
Synopsis: Amanda Bynes proves that girls can do
anything guys can do in She’s the Man. The laughs are non-stop
when Viola (Bynes), disguised as her twin brother, Sebastian (James
Kirk), joins the high school boys’ soccer team and helps win
the big game while unexpectedly falling for Duke (Channing Tatum)
the hot star forward. Viola discovers that dealing with high school
politics and twisted love triangles is a major challenge when you’re
a guy who’s really a girl! From the writers of Legally Blonde,
She’s the Man features an ensemble cast of up and coming stars
and hit songs from OK-Go, The Veronicas & the F-ups. It’s
perfect for good-time fun!
Technical Stuff:
The picture and sound are both top-notch since it’s a new
movie. You get 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen and 5.1 English and
French sound. There is also a paltry 2.0 English and Spanish track
as well.
Extras?
Director's Commentary
Deleted Scenes
Gag Reel
Three In Depth Featurettes
Music Video: "Let Go" by David Lichens
Pop Up Video (Trivia Track)
Final Verdict: Not very Shakespearean (but maybe
I was expecting too much) but Bynes shines. Hah. Rent it.
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June
‘06
Failure to Launch
Commander in Chief
Imagine Me and You
ALF: Season Three
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Glory Road
Charmed: Fifth Season
Dumbo: Big Top Edition
Fried Green Tomatoes: Anniversary Edition
NCIS: Complete First Season
May
‘06
High School Musical
Date Movie
Kingdom of Heaven Director’s Cut
I Love Lucy: Season 6
The Producers
When A Stranger Calls
Nanny McPhee
Facts of Life: Seasons One and Two
Last Holiday
The Family Stone
Scrubs: Season Three
April
‘06
Casanova
Match Point
Aeon Flux
The Chronicle of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Bee Season
Dawson’s Creek: The Complete Sixth Season
Carole Lombard: The Glamour Collection
March
‘06
King Kong
Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story
Ten Commandments: 50th Anniversary Edition
The Squid and the Whale
Good Night and Good Luck
Star Trek Fan Collective: Borg
Jarhead
Prime
February
‘06
Walk the Line
Charmed: The Complete Fourth Season
Lady and the Tramp: 50th Anniversary Edition
The Weather Man
Grey’s Anatomy: Season One
He-Man: Season One, Volume 2
Roast of Pamela Anderson
Saw 2
Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Doom: Unrated Edition
Bambi 2
In Her Shoes
January
‘06
Football Collection
Lord of War
Flightplan
Hustle & Flow
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: Bueller…Bueller…Edition
Red Eye
The Transporter 2
Two For the Money
December
‘05
Gunsmoke
The Cave
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Rock N’ Roll High School
Party of Five: The Complete Second Season
Dark Water
Into the Blue
The Island
Serenity
Four Brothers
Miami Vice: Season Two
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Airplane: Don’t Call Me Shirley Edition
Kronk’s New Groove
The Producers: Deluxe Edition
Valiant
Empire
Cinderella Man
Fantastic Four
Newlyweds Nick and Jessica: The Final Season
Law & Order: Fourth Year
November
‘05
Project Runway
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Legends of the Fall/ A River Runs Through It
Kermit’s 50th Anniversary Editions: Muppet Treasure Island,
The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppet Christmas Carol and The Muppet
Movie
Sky High
Cheaper by the Dozen: Baker's Dozen Edition
War of the Worlds
Seinfeld: Seasons 5 and 6
Leave it to Beaver: Complete First Season
The Best and Worst of American Idol
Stealth
Christmas With The Kranks
Oprah Winfrey Show: 20th Anniversary Collection
Madagascar
Classic Holiday Stories and Holiday Celebration with Mickey and
Pals
Sound of Music: 40th Anniversary Edition (5 out of 5 stars)
Also out: Oklahoma!: 50th Anniversary Edition and State Fair:
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Charmed: The Complete Third Season
The Perfect Man
Titanic: Special Collector’s Edition
Alias: The Complete Fourth Season
Bewitched: The Complete Second Season in Black & White
Office Space: Special Edition
Land of the Dead
October
‘05
Bionicle 3
Kingdom of Heaven
The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
South Park: The Complete 6th Season
The Marksman
Cinderella
The Interpreter
The Outsiders: The Complete Novel
The Amityville Horror
September
‘05
Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Third Season
Gilmore Girls: The Complete Fourth Season
Battlestar Gallactica: Season One
Star Trek Enterprise: The Complete Third Season
A Knight’s Tale: Extended Cut
Robots
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Fever Pitch
Cheers: The Complete Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Sixth Season
MacGyver: The Complete Third Season
Lost: The Complete First Season
Charmed: Complete Second Season
Toy Story: 10th Anniversary Edition
The O.C.: The Complete Second Season
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‘05
Tommy Boy: Holy Schnike Edition
House, M.D.: Season One
Sahara
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
The Ring 2
Layer Cake
A Lot Like Love
The Truman Show: Special Edition
Gladiator: Extended Edition
Beauty Shop
The Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: 10 Episode
Collector's Edition
Clueless: Whatever Edition
The Office: Season One
I Love Lucy: Fifth Season
Enterprise: The Complete Second Season
The Muppet Show: Season One
Columbo: The Complete Third Season, McMillan & Wife: Season
One, McCloud: Seasons One and Two
Because of Winn-Dixie
Alexander: Director’s Cut
July
‘05
Teen Witch
Million Dollar Baby
Bill and Ted’s Most Excellent Collection
Best of Britney, Justin and Christina
Dodgeball: Unrated Version
Fantastic Four: The Complete Animated Series
Hide and Seek
Monk: Season Three
June
‘05
The Ren and Stimpy Show: Season Three and a Half-ish
Revelations
Loch Ness
The Pacifier
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004
Walker: Texas Ranger: The Final Season
Father of the Pride: The Complete Series
Casino: Anniversary Edition
Northern Exposure: The Complete Third Season
Jaws: 30th Anniversary Edition
Be Cool
Reno: 911: The Complete Second Season
Tarzan II
Gone in 60 Seconds: Director’s Cut
D.E.B.S.
Home Improvement: The Complete Second Season
Father of the Bride: 15th Anniversary Edition
MacGyver: The Complete Second Season
Dragnet: Season One
The Newlyweds: Complete Seasons 2 and 3
Sanford and Son: The Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Fifth Season
Spongebob Squarepants: Fear of a Krabby Patty
Coyote Ugly: Unrated Extended Edition
May
‘05
Law and Order: The Complete Third Season
The Godfather Part II and III
Six Feet Under: The Complete Third Season
The Aviator
New Fox Collector’s Editions (I, Robot, Man on Fire, The
Day After Tomorrow)
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
The Golden Girls: Complete Second Season
Scrubs: The Complete First Season
Kinsey
Entourage: The Complete First Season
Quantum Leap: The Complete Third Season
In Good Company
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
12 Monkeys: Special Edition
Touched By An Angel: The Complete Second Season
Pocahontas: Tenth Anniversary Edition
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
National Treasure
Star Trek Enterprise: First Season
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‘05
Beaches
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Sacred Planet
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Twilight Zone Season Two
Meet the Fockers
Viva La Bam Season Two and Three
Ocean’s Twelve
Hotel Rwanda
Magnum P.I., Knight Rider and The A-Team: The Complete Second
Seasons
The West Wing: The Fourth Season
Bad Girls at Valley High
Sideways
Elektra
March
‘05
Kojak
America’s Next Top Model: Cycle One
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers
Being Julia
Bringing Up Baby
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Fat Albert
Alfie
Miss Congeniality: Deluxe Edition
The Incredibles
What the Bleep Do We Know?
Dead Birds
Sweet Valley High: Season One
Wonder Woman: Second Season
Friends: The Complete Ninth Season
Felicity: Senior Year
Exorcist: The Beginning
Ladder 49
Hoosiers
Bambi
The Brady Bunch: Season One
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
It Happened to Jane
February
‘05
Stripperella: Season One
Seventh Heaven: The Complete Second Season
Malcolm X: Special Edition
Deadwood: The Complete First Season
The Martin Scorsese Collection
Taxi
Miami Vice: Season One
One Tree Hill: The Complete First Season
Ray
Mr. 3000
Mulan II
Charmed: The Complete First Season
Frasier: The Complete Fourth Season
Aladdin II and III Box Set
January
‘05
Friday Night Lights
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Classic Cartoon Favourites
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'04
Wicker Park
Anchorman
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De-Lovely
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Walt Disney Treasures
Two Brothers
Newlyweds: The First Season
The Ben Stiller Collection
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Frasier: The Final Season
Mary Poppins
The Bourne Supremacy
The Terminal
Christmas Fare DVD Set
Golden Girls: The Complete First Season
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Monster
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Shrek
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Ultimate
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Around
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Van
Hesling
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Walking
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Mean
Girls
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Lion
King 2: Simba's Pride
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The
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Reckoning
Predator
Taking
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Prince and Me
Hidalgo
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CSI:
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Confessions
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The
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50
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Paycheck
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Win
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The
Rundown
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Veronica
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Schindler's
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The
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Intolerable
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Lion
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Under
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Bring
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Legally
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Charlie's
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