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Against
The Ropes (2 out of 5 stars)
Paramount Pictures/ July 14
While one should commend Meg Ryan on trying to break
out of her stereotypical romantic-comedy roles, we really wish she
would pick better movies to do it in.
Gone is the cute shaggy hair as Ryan takes on the role of real-life
boxing promoter Jackie Kallen, smart woman who, in this film, feels
the need to wear progressively smaller and tighter outfits in each
scene.
Every boxing movie cliché is employed here, as Kallen tries
to create a star out of Luther Shaw (Omar Epps) a raw but talented
boxer whose contract she buys for $1. As Shaw rises to fame, Kallen’s
success goes to her head and begins to affect her relationships.
Ryan shows some promise as a serious actress in this film but the
slow pace and annoying characters kill any opportunity this movie
may have provided her for moving on into better movies.
The entire plot culminates into one big final fight (which is choreographed
to the tee, and it shows). Meg, we beg you, just do another movie
with Tom Hanks and let it be. |
Confessions
of a Teenage Drama Queen ( 4 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ July 20, 2004
With
rumours of breast implants, wild partying and a new boyfriend aged
28, Lindsey Lohan is a far cry from the sweet unassuming twins she
portrayed in The Parent Trap many moons ago.
This film by Disney, is probably as close as we’ll get to
those twins, ever.
Lohan stars as a teen who is forced to move to a boring small town
after living the high-life in Manhattan. There, she is forced to
make new friends and make the best of it.
Teenage drama ensues and although it’s quite sappy at times,
this is actually a decent teen flick.
Keep in mind this is a Disney vehicle so we don’t see any
sex, swearing or violence. Now that half of you have tuned out,
there are some very very funny moments in this movie as well. And
even though Lohan drives us crazy to no end and we’re disliking
her as much as Hilary Duff does right now, she comes out a winner
here, and shows that she can actually act.
This is a great movie for teenage girls and probably not too many
other people (except those that like teenage girl films). If you
do, give it a shot, don’t let Lindsey Lohan scare you away. |
CSI:
Miami: The Complete First Season (4 out of 5stars)
Paramount Pictures/ Release Date: June 29, 2004
Have
you ever heard of the CSI: Miami drinking game? It goes
like this: every time Horatio Caine (David Caruso) overacts, you
take a sip. You’re drunk before the opening credits even roll
in.
With the exception of Caruso as the worst actor ever, CSI: Miami
is a darned good show. Different enough from the original to warrant
watching, it follows the CSI crew as they investigate crime in the
uber-sexy city of Miami, during the day.
The technology is just as enthralling as the originals’ and
the special effects (showing how bullets penetrate people and slo-mo
crime re-enactments) can’t be beat. This is CSI after all,
and no show is complete without having forced you to utter “Cool!”
at something or other.
This DVD set features the complete first season, seven disks in
all. Kim Delaney is present in the first batch of episodes and was
then cast-off, presumably for having no chemistry with Caruso (is
it really possible to have chemistry with Caruso?) Sofia Milos makes
a brief appearance as Detective Yelina Salas, a hottie who only
wears white suits to crime scenes—smart.
The characters take a while to grow on you, but they do eventually
and become a pleasure to watch.
The DVD set includes extras like Commentary tracks for four episodes,
CSI: Miami Uncovered which is a look at the CSI: Miami show, and
the characters. Features interviews with Danny Cannon, Carol Mendelsohn,
Joe Chappelle, Ann Donahue, David Caruso, Khandi Alexander, Emily
Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Rory Cochrane, Sofia Milos and John Haynes,
Creating CSI: Miami, Procedures of Handling Evidence where technical
advisor John Haynes talks over scenes form the show, explaining
what's being done and more.
If you enjoy CSI, this is a great set to invest in. I was sceptical
at first, not being able to watch the show on television thanks
to Caruso’s annoying personality, I didn’t think I would
come out of this a fan, but I did. And if I can get over Caruso,
you can too…the drinking game certainly helps. |
The
Butterfly Effect (2 out of 5 stars)
New Line Cinema/ July 6
There
comes a time in the life of every actor when he/she must prove that
there is something behind a pretty face. For Charlize Theron, this
film was Monster, where she proved beyond a doubt that she could
be a powerful actress. Ashton Kutcher wants The Butterfly Effect
to be his movie. How does he do? Not very well. Kutcher does not
come across as Evan Treborn, just as Ashton Kutcher. His personal
life has taken somewhat of an upward spiral lately, so he is nearing
the point of overexposure. Kutcher the TV star/goofball never manages
to become Evan, pysch student who wants to fight for his girl.
The Butterfly Effect takes its name from the seminal example
of chaos theory, that a butterfly flapping its wings may cause a
hurricane halfway across the world. In other words, complex systems
can be unpredictable. But far from coming for a lesson in mathematics,
Bress and Mackye wanted to create a densely plotted thriller dealing
with time travel. To put the plot in context with the example, changing
one event in the past can have humongous consequences in the future.
As a child, Evan, among other things, suffered a series of blackouts.
His doctor told him to keep journals of all his activities, perhaps
spurring memories of what happened during his blackouts. Now in
college, Evan discovers that by focusing on his journals, he can
go back into the past and change it.
Evan goes back into the past to save his childhood sweetheart Kayleigh
(Amy Smart) who commits suicide. Evan revisits child pornography,
animal abuse, and a childhood prank gone wrong as he tries to right
various incidents. However, he finds that every time he makes one
change, other unforeseen things happen, forcing him to go back and
make more changes. He goes from star psych student to frat boy,
to murderer, and an armless bitter man. Smart gets it worse, as
she goes as high as a sorority girl and as low as a hooker. Bress
and Mackye simply take things too far. By going all the way instead
of restraining themselves, they turn all serious and contemplative
moments in The Butterfly Effect into laughs.
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Past
Reviews:
- June
'04
- 50
First Dates
- Along
Came Polly
- May
'04
- Paycheck
- Calendar
Girls
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- April
'04
- Love
Actually
- The
Haunted Mansion
- Win
a Date With Tad Hamilton
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- March
'04
- The
Rundown
- Honey
- Veronica
Guerin
- Schindler's
List
- The
Cat in the Hat
- Cold
Creek Manor
- February
'04
- Intolerable
Cruelty
- Lion
King 1.5
- Under
the Tuscan Sun
- January
'04:
- Open
Range
- Johnny
English
- Bring
It On Again
- American
Wedding
- Underworld
- Lizzie
MacGuire
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- December
'03:
- Seabiscuit
- Freaky
Friday
- Pirates
of the Caribbean
- Alias:
Season 2
- November
'03:
- Bruce
Almighty
- The
Santa Clause 2
- Eloise
at the Plaza
- Legally
Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
- Finding
Nemo
- Babe:
The Complete Adventures
- Casper
- October
'03:
- Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle
- The
Lion King
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- September
'03:
- Identity
- Sleeping
Beauty
- Alias:
Season 1
- August
'03:
- The
Lizzie McGuire Movie
- Final
Destination 2
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