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Stripperella:
Season One Uncensored (2 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ February 22, 2005
This is not
your typical cartoon. Stripperella premiered on Spike TV
(the men’s channel) and stars Pamela Anderson as a crime-fighting
stripper by day, superhero by night. Unfortunately, what had the
potential of being a tongue-in-cheek cartoon farce, took itself
too seriously and just became a stupid waste of time.
With ridiculously idiotic plots and lame sexual innuendo, Stripperella
is nothing more than a fifteen-year-old boy’s idea of good
humour blended with cartoon Barbie dolls baring their cartoon breasts
repeatedly. The tag line here is “Evil doers prepare to become
evil don’ters.” Right. That’s funny.
Stripperella has the ability to land safely after jumping from tall
buildings, courtesy of her enhanced hair, a patented move called
"Scissor-ella" in which she crushes the villains with
her thighs, and a lie detector implanted in her generously-sized
chest.
This show was cancelled last year and Spike is hoping to cash in
on their 7 teenage boy fans. May they enjoy this ridiculous show.
Because as much as we tried (and despite the rare giggle) we just
couldn’t.
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7th
Heaven: The Complete Second Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ February 8, 2005
While
7th Heaven is certainly full of cheesy moments and some very
bad acting, something about this show worms its way into your psyche
and demands to be liked. The second season kicks off with the Camden’s
celebrating their wedding anniversary by renewing their vows. Lucy
is still, ahem, mooning over Jimmy Moon, Mary afraid to let go of
her crutches, Matt stressed out about his relationship with Heather,
Simon getting ready to move into his own room in the attic, and
Ruthie being upset about Simon moving out of their shared room.
As can be expected in a show with five kids, plenty of chaos ensues.
There are some weird plots in the show, for example, Eric Camden
is approached by a woman whose husband was murdered, and she wants
to meet face to face with his killer, who refuses to see her. Eric
makes a visit to this murderer who is played oh so badly by some
young unknown actor and the entire scene just makes you cringe.
But as soon as the show reverts to the Camden’s family life
and the trials and tribulations of the kids, you forgive and forget.
Yes, it’s a pleasing family drama that lacks violence, swearing
or nudity but it works. There is enough humour and real-life connection
to make the viewers come back season after season. And it’s
not to say there is no sex, since this is also the season where
it is discovered that Mary is pregnant. The show is still on today,
many years later, despite the fact that it has no huge heartthrobs
or risqué plotlines. Sometimes, the good guy still wins.
The DVD set includes all 22 episodes on six discs, and no special
features whatsoever which is a little disappointing. Hopefully,
the next season will include some extras.
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Spike
Lee's Malcolm X remains one of the greatest biographical
films ever made. Denzel Washington gives an impressive performance
as the fiery civil rights leader. If that isn't reason enough to
catch this superbly acted and filmed movie, check out the new Malcolm
X: Two-Disc Special Edition. It features a new transfer
and remastering, Dolby 5.1 sound, and an impressive array of special
features including a brand new documentary, By Any Means Necessary:
The Making of Malcolm X, 10 additional scenes and the Oscar-nominated
1972 documentary Malcolm X, demonstrating just how perfectly
Washington captured his character.
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Deadwood
(5 out of 5 stars)
HBO/ February 8, 2005
Are
you offended if a person on the subway stubs their toe and yells
out sh**? If a co-worker drops an f-bomb around you, do you immediately
notify human resources because you are now in an uncomfortable work
situation? If so, Deadwood might not be the best show for
you. Everyone else, take heed: Deadwood is an engrossing,
creative and original series that you don’t want to miss.
A re-invention of the Western, Deadwood takes place on
a stretch of South Dakota soon after the 1876 Custer Massacre. Deadwood
is a lawless, thriving town that attracts many fortune-seekers and
entrepreneurs. The centre of the town is the Gem Saloon and its
owner, the villainous and brilliant Al Swearengen. Played brilliantly
by Ian McShane (who recently won a well-deserved Golden Globe) Swearengen
is ruthless and violent and will stop at nothing to protect his
money and power. Also making appearances in Deadwood is a former
Montana lawman, Seth Bullock (Timothy Olyphant) who arrives with
his friend Sol Starr (John Hawkes) to open a successful hardware
business. They encounter Wild Bill Hickok (Keith Carradine) and
his doting companion, the coarse angel Calamity Jane (Robin Weigert).
Calamity Jane is one of the most well-acted and compelling characters
we have ever seen on television. Many other characters grace the
streets of Deadwood and while the first couple of episodes are a
little challenging in the sense of getting to know them all and
learn their stories, once you make it past that hurdle it is all
smooth sailing from there.
Deadwood arrived with less fanfare than some of HBO’s previous
shows and is, in our opinion, one of their best. Don’t be
put off by the violence and swearing, or by the fact that it is
a Western. There are no self-aggrandizing Clint Eastwood-esque characters
to be found here. Deadwood is real, raw and gripping. Grab
this first season and watch all twelve episodes before the second
season begins, if you get HBO, on March 6 at 9 pm.
You won’t be sorry. |
The
Martin Scorcese Collection (5 out of 5 stars)
MGM/ February 8, 2005 Considered
one of the world’s greatest filmmakers, Martin Scorcese, is
well known for movies like Goodfellas, The Colour of Money
and, most recently, The Aviator. This new box set from
MGM brings us four of his maybe a little lesser known but still
equally brilliant films: Boxcar Bertha, Raging Bull, New York,
New York, and The Last Waltz.
Boxcar Bertha is one of Scorcese’s
earliest films, a low-budget Bonnie and Clyde type of story starring
David Carradine and Barbara Hershey. You can see come of Scorcese’s
attempts at a serious, deep, undertone but that should have been
left out of this flick which works best as a fun, entertaining action
romp.
New York, New York is a nearly three-hour
composition starring the brilliant Robert DeNiro and surprisingly
equally brilliant Liza Minelli. While a tad tedious at times, Scorcese’s
attempt to recreate the musicals of his youth remains a classic,
despite some critical opinions.
The Last Waltz is a record of The Band’s
final 1976 performance and while it remains a great concert film,
some of us don’t like concert films and found ourselves fast
tracking through most of it. But any rock fan will love seeing Joni
Mitchell, Neil Young and Bob Dylan on stage together.
The crowing glory of this collection (in our humble opinion) is
Raging Bull: Special Edition. This sad
story of prize-fighter Jake La Motta, who rises quickly to become
a God, then falls hard and watches his life crumble, is gripping
for any movie fan and remains one of DeNiro’s greatest achievements
(he won an Oscar for his performance).
Packed with extras and new sound and video, this collection is fantastic
and a must-have for any film buff.
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Taxi
(2 out of 5 stars)
Fox/ February 15, 2005
Taxi is
a remake of Luc Besson's French movie of the same name. The French
Taxi was so popular that there are two sequels. It's hard to
see anything coming out of the American version. Taxi is
the latest, lame attempt at a mismatched partner crime comedy. The
hip partner this time is a woman, and not even a law enforcement
officer. This remake is especially dubious for its two stars, Queen
Latifah and Jimmy Fallon. Latifah, who now can add "Oscar Nominated
Actress" to her name, needs to show that her role in Chicago
was no fluke. So far she hasn't done so. Fallon, like all Saturday
Night Live cast members, quit the show in order to pursue bigger
and better things in movies. If this is what he offers, he should
do something else.
The entire plot sounds like an SNL skit gone awry. Fallon is Washburn,
a cop who cannot drive. In the beginning of Taxi, he wrecks
his third car, prompting his superior Lt. Robbins (Gina Esposito)
to take away his license. He ends up taking Belle's (Latifah) taxi
to a robbery, which infuriates Robbins even more. Belle has been
waiting years to get her taxi license, and is pissed that the police
impounded her car as evidence. Washburn agrees to get her the taxi
if she helps him solve the case. He feels that he can redeem himself
in the eyes of the department.
The robbery was by a bunch of hot Brazilian chicks. Supermodel Gisele
Bundchen, Ana Cristina de Oliveria, Ingrid, and Magali Amadei are
little more than eye candy for the audience to stare at. The fact
that they are all really hot has the barest justification in the
script, but is most likely there more to give people a reason to
keep watching the film and not fall asleep. A completely gratuitous
frisking of Esposito by Bundchen occurs later in the film. Director
Tim just goes through the motions as Belle and Washburn try to bungle
their way through the case. The only reason they succeed is that
they know the robbers are women, and Belle has an encyclopaedic
knowledge of cars.
A movie like this relies on the chemistry and comedy between its
two leads. There is none here. The script gives no personality to
either Washburn or Belle, aside from the fact that Washburn cannot
drive and Belle likes cars. Fallon doesn't seem ready for the leading
man role. He does not have the charisma or presence of some of his
fellow SNL alums, even the more recent ones. And his character is
really annoying. He whines a lot, lives next door to his mother,
and seems like he's in some alternate universe most of the time.
Taxi skids to a halt often, because there is nothing in the downtime
between car chases. The humour is not funny. The car chases are
decent, but nothing special. So the only thing left are the hot
chicks. Is that enough to make you want to watch this?
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It's
hard to imagine, watching Miami Vice: Season One
on DVD (released February 8) that it was ever the epitome of cool.
The clothes, the cars, the babes and the music all made Miami
Vice a worldwide hit and had men everywhere donning pastel
blazers with tight pink t-shirts and no socks. As cheesy at it seems
to us today it was an incredibly forward show which brought the
idea of popular soundtracks to television. Thankfully all the music
rights have been obtained for this DVD set. Miami Vice
still rocks... |
One
Tree Hill (4 out of 5 stars)
Warner/ January 25, 2005
One Tree
Hill quietly rolled onto the WB’s line up as a promising
teen drama similar to Dawson’s Creek. Starring the
teen heartthrob Chad Michael Murray, it wobbled, sputtered and slowly
chugged along for the first eight or nine so-so episodes (the pilot
being especially brutal) until it found its footing and became one
of the best teen shows on television.
Perhaps because of Murray, or for lack of any other serious competition,
One Tree Hill made it past the shaky beginning and is now
a full-blown hit. Murray plays Lucas, a quiet, intelligent (he reads!)
brooding basketball player who lives with his single mom (Moira
Kelly) and hangs out with his platonic gal-pal Haley (Bethany Joy
Lenz). His half-brother Nathan (James Lafferty) is a varsity basketball
star, super- popular jock and also kind of a jerk. You see, Nathan
and Lucas’s father, Dan Scott (Paul Johansson) abandoned Lucas
and his mother to pursue his own basketball dreams and spends his
time obsessing over Nathan’s game and future. He is convinced
Nathan has what it takes to go to the big leagues and he will be
scouted. Needless to say, Lucas and Nathan don’t get along
and when the basketball coach, Whitey, sees Lucas playing in the
park, he asks him to join the team, leading to all kinds of drama
and conflict.
This six-disc set features all 22 episodes of the first season and
while the first few are a little tough to get through, be patient
because it’s well worth it. Warner must have sensed they have
a hit on their hands since they are releasing this Season quite
early in the game as One Tree Hill is only in its second season
on the air as we speak.
The DVD has plenty of features to check out including over 48 minutes
of unaired scenes, exclusive Gavin DeGraw unaired music performance
with introduction, "Diaries from the Set", "The Making
of One Tree Hill: Building A Winning Team", and four audio
commentaries on three episodes by cast and crew.
One Tree Hill ended up being very different from Dawson’s
Creek but just as engrossing. The second season, currently
airing on the WB Tuesdays at 9pm is fantastic and should be caught
by all teens and adults who enjoy great plot and writing.
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Ray
(4 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ February 1, 2005 Since
the day the trailer for Ray was released there was Oscar
Buzz for Jamie Foxx. Recently, that buzz was confirmed with his
nomination as well as a Golden Globe win for Best Actor. Foxx is
on a roll. But is all the hoopla true? Sure is.
In fact, Foxx is so good he isn't even playing Charles, he is Charles.
This is especially difficult given that the memory of Ray Charles,
who died early this year, is still fresh in everybody's mind. Everybody
knows what he looks like, how he moves, and what he sounds like.
It's a testament to Foxx that he slips so easily into the Charles
role, and has the mannerisms and voice down pat (Charles, who had
casting approval still sings while Foxx lip-syncs). Foxx even had
his eyes sealed so he could experience Charles' lack of sight.
Ray, although it is an unflinching look at Ray Charles,
treats its subject with utter reverence, as it should. Charles was
the first to combine R&B and gospel to make soul music, and
through the years hopped genres and sold millions of records. Director
Taylor Hackford takes a straightforward approach to chronicling
Charles' life, starting with his move from the South to Seattle,
then hitting all of the high points. Hackford when flashes back
to relevant episodes when Charles was a child. He lost his sight
at age seven, but not before witnessing his brother's death. His
mother (a very effective Sharon Warren) makes sure that he can take
care of himself, since nobody will take care of him. He slowly earns
respect from the people around him because he is smart (he insists
on being paid in singles to avoid being ripped off), self-sufficient
(he wears hard soled shoes so he can hear the echoes of his footsteps)
and he is damn good at music.
Ray Charles Robinson adopted the stage name Ray Charles as to avoid
confusion with 'Sugar' Ray Robinson. Since he could not see, he
played by ear. This meant that he could imitate everybody really
well. Ahmet Ertegun (Curtis Armstrong) recognized Charles' raw talent,
and signed him to Atlantic records. There, he nurtured Charles and
encouraged him to experiment until he came up with his signature
sound. At some point, he also graduated from marijuana to harder
drugs like heroin. He married Della Bea (Kerry Washington) got his
own band, and began having affairs with various women over the country.
Hackford, who co-wrote the story with James L. White, hits most
of the major points in Charles' personal and professional life.
They spotlight hit songs, the birth of his son, his stint in rehab,
and his refusal to play a segregated concert in Georgia, which earned
him a lifetime ban.
The movie succeeds because it doesn’t try to do anything different
or creative with the story. It’s pretty straightforward and
while perhaps not incredibly innovative or brilliant, it’s
still well done.
The DVD features extras like 14 deleted scenes, a look at Foxx’s
transformation into becoming Ray Charles, and feature commentary.
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Mr.
3000 (3 out of 5 stars)
Buena Vista/ February 1, 2005
It's becoming clear that watching Bernie Mac is
a fun thing to do. He hasn’t made that many movies, but in
the ones he has made, he typically plays a gruff but likable character.
He is playing the same type of person in Mr. 3000,
a walking sports cliché movie. In fact, Mac's sense of humour
is the only reason to watch Mr. 3000, an otherwise predictable and
somewhat bland film. It's fun to watch Mac and fun to watch him
get angry. He is one of the few people who can make audiences like
unlikeable characters. Here, he is Stan Ross, an arrogant ball player
who retired the night he achieved his 3,00th hit, although his team
was still in the running for the pennant. Now, the fans like him,
the sports writers hate him, and he has constructed his entire life
around his Mr. 3000 persona.
Lo and behold it turns out there was an error in the record keeping,
and Ross only had 2,997 hits. Now, at 47, he needs to rejoin the
Brewers and get three more hits to ensure his place in the Hall
of Fame. The only things stopping him are his age (he's really out
of shape), the disrespect of his fellow players, the mockery of
the press, and various other manufactured things. The Brewers aren't
doing well at all, and Ross, when he begins to play, does even worse.
Maybe it's because he's older and wiser, but he begins to see things
from a different perspective. He wants to play like a team so that
they can start winning, and his can-do attitude begins to work,
and everybody begins doing better.
All the conflict that screenwriters Eric Champnella and Keith Mitchell
(Eddie) and Howard Michael Gould come up with seems so fake. Things
start and stop with the flip of a switch. Ross is an arrogant small
business owner, then magically becomes humble and a team player.
He sees a younger version of himself in T-Rex (Brian White), a home-run
hitting egoist. But after one pep talk by Ross, the switch flips
and T-Rex is out there encouraging everybody. Then, just as it looks
like Ross is really beginning to change for the better, he starts
basking in the limelight of celebrity and returns to his old persona.
And no big surprise what happens by the end of the film. Director
Charles Stone III makes one big yo-yo of the plot, never stopping
to make anything credible.
But this is a sports movie filled with many sports moments, and
that, with Mac alone is enough to make Mr. 3000
bearable. There are plenty of the token moments present in every
single sports movie ever made, and Stone does a decent job of filming
them. There is also a romance with Angela Bassett which is supposed
to mirror Ross' attitude towards baseball, but there is not that
much heat between the two. The one interesting aspect is that Ross
wants the relationship part, with the talking and the cuddling and
spending time together, whereas Bassett's character is in it for
the booty call. This is the reverse of how movies typically portray
men and women. But Mr. 3000 is not a film about relationships, it's
a film about baseball, and as Mac's first headlining film, he could
have done worse.
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Mulan
was one of Disney's best movies, full of adventure, great animation
and a strong female role model to boot. Along comes this straight-to-video
sequel, Mulan II, which is less serious than the
original and lacks the catchy songs but still manages to impress.
A month after Mulan saves her country, she returns to her village
and gets engaged to General Li Shang. Wedding plans are put on hold
when she has to go on a secret mission with her fiance to protect
the Emperor's three daughters. We love that Mulan is a healthy female
lead and got a kick out of this film. Well done, Disney. |
Charmed:
The Complete First Season (5 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ February 1, 2005
Something
Wicca this way comes. That is not only the true of this stellar
six-disc set finally being released to the jubilation of its numerous
fans but it’s also the title of the pilot episode which gets
the ball rolling.
The series Charmed debuted as all things spooky, magical
and gloomy were trendy thanks to the success of Buffy The Vampire
Slayer. It centered around the three Halliwell sisters: Phoebe
(Alyssa Milano) a funky, spunky troublemaker, Prue (Shannen Doherty)
the oldest and very practical sister who very much dislikes Phoebe’s
antics and Piper (Holly Marie Combs) who, like a true middle sibling,
mediates between her sisters and almost acts like the mother-figure.
In the pilot episode, Phoebe arrives at the family home and find
the Book of Shadows in the attic. She then recites a spell (because
frankly, who wouldn’t if they found a book like that) and
ends up giving the three sisters the powers that they were meant
to have all along. She can see into the future, Prue gets the gift
of telekinesis (which means she can move stuff around with her mind)
and Piper is able to stop time. Exciting stuff. Just when you’ve
started to think it might be pretty cool to be a witch and have
these types of powers, it turns out they come with a wee catch:
the sisters are now prey to all kinds of evil forces.
The series is incredibly entertaining with funny and touching moments.
It never seems to take itself too seriously which allows us to enjoy
it fully. This set does not include any extras, which will probably
anger the show’s hardcore fans, but the truth is that the
22 episodes are more than enough entertainment for a long while.
You can actually watch the show mature and expand over the course
of its first year on these DVDs and it progressively got better
from there. We look forward to future seasons and are glad that
the spell we cast on Paramount executives got them to finally release
this gem to the public. We’re still waiting for the spell
on Lion’s Gate to work so they release 90210. |
Frasier:
The Complete Fourth Season (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ February 1, 2005
In
a confusing move, the studio decided to release Frasier’s
final season before most of the previous ones. But we were pleased
to see that Frasier: The Complete Fourth Season could possibly
be one of its best.
This four-disc set contains all of the episodes in a season that
saw Marty meet a new lady who doesn’t really get along with
the rest of the gang, Niles continuing to try and reconcile with
Maris and pine for Daphne. The big story behind this season is behind-the-scenes
and that is that Kelsey Grammar went in to rehab which caused the
rest of the cast to pick up after him for a while.
This works to the show’s advantage for those who love Niles
because it brought him to the forefront of more episodes and frankly,
we hope he gets his own spin off show now that Frasier is
off the air.
As always the humour on Frasier is intelligent and witty mixed in
with a perfect blend of old-fashioned farce and physical comedy.
Our favourite episode is the very first in the set, “The Two
Mrs. Cranes” which is brilliantly written and executed by
the cast. It’s an ideal example of why this show continues
to be one of the best sitcoms every written.
With visits from Lilith and Frederick, and Frasier’s agent
Bebe, this is one season to grab on to since we can guarantee you’ll
come back to watch it over and over. |
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Being
huge Aladdin fans we knew we wouldn't be all that
impressed with The Return of Jafar or Aladdin
King of Thieves. But surprisingly, they ended up quite
watchable. Don't get us wrong, they have nothing on the original,
but for a straight-to-video follow-up, they're not too shabby. Disney
has now released them in this special box set (the format of which
we're not too crazy about) but they're worth a look for any Disney
fan. |
January
‘05
Friday Night Lights
The Rocky Anthology
Classic Cartoon Favourites
The Village
December
'04
Wicker Park
Anchorman
King Arthur
De-Lovely
Thunderbirds
Walt Disney Treasures
Two Brothers
Newlyweds: The First Season
The Ben Stiller Collection
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Frasier: The Final Season
Mary Poppins
The Bourne Supremacy
The Terminal
Christmas Fare DVD Set
Golden Girls: The Complete First Season
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Stepford
Wives
The
Chronicles of Riddick
Monster
Legacy Collection
Shrek
2
Ultimate
Party Collection
Around
the World in 80 Days
Mulan
Dawn
of the Dead
Raising
Helen
Van
Hesling
Aladdin
Blazing
Across the Pecos
Walking
Tall
Mean
Girls
Popular:
The First Season
Alias:
The Complete Third Season
Home
on the Rage
Ladykillers
Soul
Plane
The
Passion of the Jew
Twisted
Lion
King 2: Simba's Pride
Connie
and Carla
The
Apprentice: The Complete First Season
The
Reckoning
Predator
Taking
Lives
The
Three Muskateers
The
Prince and Me
Hidalgo
Against
The Ropes
CSI:
Miami: The Complete First Season
Confessions
of a Teenage Drama Queen
The
Butterfly Effect
50
First Dates
Along
Came Polly
Paycheck
Calendar
Girls
Love
Actually
The
Haunted Mansion
Win
a Date With Tad Hamilton
The
Rundown
Honey
Veronica
Guerin
Schindler's
List
The
Cat in the Hat
Cold
Creek Manor
Intolerable
Cruelty
Lion
King 1.5
Under
the Tuscan Sun
Open
Range
Johnny
English
Bring
It On Again
American
Wedding
Underworld
Lizzie
MacGuire
Seabiscuit
Freaky
Friday
Pirates
of the Caribbean
Alias:
Season 2
Bruce
Almighty
The
Santa Clause 2
Eloise
at the Plaza
Legally
Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
Finding
Nemo
Babe:
The Complete Adventures
Casper
Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle
The
Lion King
Identity
Sleeping
Beauty
Alias:
Season 1
The
Lizzie McGuire Movie
Final
Destination 2
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