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The
Cave (2 out of 5 stars)
Sony/ January 3, 2005
What It’s About:
Eddie Cibrian tries to become a movie star in this bad action flick
about ancient monsters deep under water. The cast tries to be serious
and attractive and deep but it doesn’t work out for them.
The acting is bad, the storyline is worse and it’s just a
plain old snooze. We were hoping it would at least be so bad it’s
good but it’s just bad.
Synopsis: A sexy bunch of underwater explorers are summoned
to Romania's Carpathian Mountains, where scientists have discovered
a gigantic cave network containing a lengthy underground river.
Cutting-edge breathing gear gets unpacked, camaraderie and budding
romances develop, and then everyone becomes trapped in the depths,
where monsters start picking off cast members, one by one. Escape
depends on Jack, played by the dependably steely-eyed Cole Hauser
(PAPARAZZI), who picked up a bad monster bite that may have infected
his mind. Super-vixen Charlie (Piper Perabo) stands by him and displays
a soothing screen presence as the tomboy rock climber in the crew,
while Leana Headey plays the sexy Romanian biologist who fears that
Jack is turning into a monster himself.
Technical Stuff: Since the movie takes places in
deep caves under water with minimal light, a concern here was that
the picture might be as bad as the movie but here’s where
this little dvd earned itself another star. The 2.40:1 anamorphic
widescreen transfer is stunning and Sony did a fantastic job with
the picture. The black is perfect, the detail is sharp and the brightness
levels are ideal without losing any of the spooky claustrophobic
feeling.
Again, the technical stuff is what makes this DVD get two stars
instead of none. The Dolby Digital 5.1 mix is solid, with dialogue
that’s clear, sound effects that are spooky and good use of
all speakers.
Extras?
· 2 commentaries: director & producers and the writers
· "Into the Cave" featurette
· "Designing Evolution" featurette
· trailers
Final Verdict: A crappy movie with a lovely DVD
presentation. If you’re a fan of monster flicks this might
be worth a rental.
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The
Exorcism of Emily Rose (4 out of 5 stars)
Sony/ December 20, 2005
What It’s About:
The movie was sold as a creepy Exorcist-type movie with plenty of
chills and screams. Instead, it’s more of a courtroom drama
with some scary moments popping in here and there. As someone who
dislikes scary movies, I was freaked out by the cover, and as I
popped this in the DVD player I was steeling myself for the inevitable
two hours of watching through my fingers. I was pleasantly surprised
to find this was an intelligent drama-thriller that I could safely
watch and enjoy. Okay, so I had to cover my face a few times. But
not the whole time which was a real treat.
Synopsis: Based on a true story, this film is both a riveting
courtroom drama and a first class chiller. A Catholic Priest (Tom
Wilkinson) is on trial for homicidal negligence after performing
a failed exorcism on Emily Rose, devout college girl (Jennifer Carpenter)
now dead from assorted wounds and malnutrition. Laura Linney plays
Erin Bruner, the priest's defense lawyer, and Campbell Scott plays
the chief prosecutor, who argues persuasively that Emily was likely
suffering from psychotic epilepsy and could have been saved with
hospitalization and medicine. The demonic possession unfolds in
a series of spine-tingling flashbacks and as it does so, the initially
doubtful Erin is visited by evil forces and her own soul seems to
be at stake. More than a criminal negligence case, the trial becomes
about the importance of recognizing the limits of rationality and
the possibility of a world beyond the visible. In portraying the
extent to which wildly different belief systems have splintered
modern society this film couldn't be more relevant or timely. Linney
and Campbell are first rate, as is to be expected, creating great
depth for their characters even though the script grants them almost
no personal lives; it's a very "stick to the facts" sort
of tale. Each character lives a life of apparent near-isolation,
which adds to the cumulative effect of unease. The house where Emily
grows up is spookily oppressive, the scenes of possession are truly
scary and a dark sense of foreboding may follow viewers long after
the credits have rolled. Carpenter earns a place as a 21st century
scream queen with her hair-raising, fearless performance; Mary Beth
Hurt plays the judge.
Technical Stuff: Sony does it again with a beautiful
transfer in 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen. The picture is sharp,
detailed and has some lovely rich colour.
Amazing sound here as well. The Dolby Digital 5.1 keeps the dialogue
in the courtroom scenes perfectly balanced with the super-scary
sound effects.
Extras?
· director's commentary
· deleted scenes
· "Genesis of the Story" featurette
· "Casting the Film" featurette
· "Visual Design" featurette
· trailers
Final Verdict: Not your typical spinning head exorcism
movie and that’s what makes it so enjoyable. This one has
an engrossing story, fantastic acting and a stunning DVD presentation.
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Rock
and Roll High School: Rock On Edition (4 out of 5 stars)
Buena Vista/ December 13, 2005
What It’s About: It’s
a B-movie version of Grease. And it’s darn entertaining.
The acting is over-the-top, the music is great and it’s incredibly,
70’s teenage film cheesy. But that’s what makes it so
great.
The movie is a Roger Corman production ( and one of a series of
new editions of his movies to be released by Buena Vista), co-written
by Joe Dante (Gremlins) and directed by Alan Arkush (Caddyshak II).
It never takes itself seriously and it just plain a lot of fun.
Synopsis: At this high school, rock and roll has been banned
by the oppressive new principal, Miss Evelyn Togar (Mary Woronov).
Things get out of hand when the adults want to burn rock records,
while the kids rebel and take over. When the police arrive, it's
a generation war set to great rock music. This high-octane film
includes music and appearances by the legendary band The Ramones.
Technical Stuff: The production value of the film
wasn’t great to begin with so don’t expect any sort
of brilliant remastering. The cover says it is 1.85.1 anamorphic
widescreen transfer. It’s solid for its age with some grain
and softness but nothing too terrible.
The mono Dolby 2.0 Mix is great, without any hiss and distortion.
The dialogue is clear and the fantastic soundtrack comes through
nicely.
Extras?
· "Back To School Ð The Making Of Rock N Roll High
School" featurette
· audio commentary with Roger Corman and actress Dey Young
· audio commentary with director, producer & writer
· Ramones concert footage audio outtakes
· radio spots
· trailer
Final Verdict: Lots of extras and a nice new release
make this B-movie classic one well-worth checking out!
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Ah...Party
of Five: The Complete Second Season brought us right back
to high school. We remembered how whiny Julia was, how bad Bailey's
hair was and how much Claudia bugged us. We were completely addicted
to this show and had a mini-marathon watching this entire season.
It has all 22 episodes presented in full screen with cast and crew
audio commentaries and a Look Back with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yup,
we though she was annoying as well. Only a show you loved could
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Dark
Water (4 out of 5 stars)
Buena Vista/ December 26, 2005
What It’s About:
Sick of all the feel-good happy stuff you were forced to watch over
the holidays? Get sucked into this psychological thriller with plenty
of spooky parts, but not your typical slasher blood-fest. I normally
hate horror movies (nightmares, you see) and I quite enjoyed this
one thanks to its originality. It’s fairly slow-paced and
there are a couple of points where it gets kind of boring but otherwise
is quite gripping. The acting is spectacular and we love Connelly
(Labyrinth was one of our favourite movies growing up).
Synopsis: Acclaimed director Walter Salles ("Central
Station," "The Motorcycle Diaries") helms and Academy
Award¨-winner Jennifer Connelly stars in DARK WATER, a psychological
thriller featuring a stellar cast, including Academy Award¨-nominees
John C. Reilly, Tim Roth, and Pete Postlethwaite, as well as Dougray
Scott and newcomer Ariel Gade. Based on a film by the creators of
the Japanese version of "The Ring" comes this haunting,
chilling film about a young mother who goes to extreme lengths to
solve a mystery and protect her daughter. Dahlia Williams (JENNIFER
CONNELLY) is starting a new life; newly separated with a new job
and a new apartment, she's determined to put her relationship with
her estranged husband behind her and devote herself to raising her
daughter, Ceci. But when the strained separation disintegrates into
a bitter custody battle, her situation takes a turn for the worse.
Her new apartment - dilapidated, cramped, and worn - seems to take
on a life of its own. Mysterious noises, persistent leaks of dark
water, and strange happenings cause her imagination to run wild,
sending her on a puzzling and mystifying pursuit to find out who
is behind the endless mind games. As Dahlia frantically searches
for the links between the riddles, the dark water seems to close
around her. But one thing trumps all others in Dahlia's world: no
matter what it is that's out there, she'll stop at nothing to find
it.
Technical Stuff: This unrated edition comes in
an anamorphic widescreen (2.35:1) and the picture is stunning. Dark,
dreary and moody, it never looks grainy or shadowy and is rich and
crisp.
The sound is Dolby Digital 5.1 with optional subtitles in English,
French or Spanish. The score is quite lovely to listen to sound
while this isn’t a shoot ‘em up flick with lots of explosions,
the soundtrack remains moody, creepy and eerily effective.
Extras?
· Deleted Scenes
· Featurette on the movie's sound design
· Viewing options of specific scenes
· Making of "Dark Water" featurette
· "An Extraordinary Ensemble" featurette
Final Verdict: Be prepared—if you’re
looking for The Ring, this ain’t it. Instead, it’s
a slow, spooky movie with great acting and a subtle, yet terrifying
story.
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Into
the Blue (2 out of 5 stars)
Sony/ December 26, 2005
What It’s About: It’s
about Jessica Alba’s bum. Seriously. You would think her bum
was spouting Shakespeare with all the screen time given to this
often wedgied booty. Throw in Paul Walker, who makes Ashton Kutcher
seem Oscar-worthy, and you have yourself a bland, pointless movie
about pretty people getting confused in water. Yes, some of the
underwater cinematography is quite nice, but it’s not enough
to carry the movie and this one is quite a stinker.
Synopsis: Red-hot action superstars Paul Walker and Jessica
Alba heat up the screen as two sexy young divers who dream of finding
hidden treasure. When they take some friends (Scott Caan and Ashley
Scott) on an extreme sport adventure, the last thing they expect
to see below the shark-infested waters is a legendary pirate ship
rumoured to contain millions of dollars in gold. But their incredible
good fortune is short-lived, as a ruthless gang of deadly criminals
gets word of what they have uncovered. The discovery of a lifetime
could just cost the treasure hunters their lives, in the exciting
new thriller from the director of Blue Crush.
Technical Stuff: The picture is quite impressive.
The anamorphic widescreen has a ratio of 2.35:1 and is crisp and
clear and the water scenes can be quite mesmerizing. If only the
darn actors and plot wouldn’t keep getting in the way…
The sound is also great (seems they put more work into the DVD release
than the entire film) with Dolby Digital 5.1 English or 2.0 French
and optional subtitles in the same languages.
Extras?
· director's audio commentary
· "Diving Deeper Into the Blue" featurette
· deleted scenes
· screen tests
· trailers
Final Verdict: Not very good unless all you’re
looking for is to stare at Alba’s butt for two hours. Then,
maybe rent it.
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The
Island (3 out of 5 stars)
DreamWorks/ December 13, 2005
What It’s About:
Huge car chase explosions. That’s basically what The Island
is about. This is Michael Bay’s first movie without Jerry
Bruckheimer and it’s not very good. He tried to create an
intelligent sci-fi thriller and ends up creating Bad Boys 2
in the future. Sure, it can be entertaining at times, but there
only so many cars you can watch explode before your mind goes numb.
While Scarlett Johansson sort of holds her own in the film, Ewan
McGregor seems lost and not convincing. And there is absolutely
zero chemistry between them. The movie is also too long and has
way too many product placements. The beginning is interesting but
unfortunately tapers off into a mind-numbing series of pyrotechnics
and unnecessary explosions that end up boring the audience more
than anything.
Synopsis: Lincoln Six-Echo (McGregor) and Jordan Two-Delta
(Johansson) are among the hundreds of residents of a contained facility
in the mid-21st century. Like all of the inhabitants of this carefully
controlled environment, everything about their day-to-day lives
is monitored, seemingly for their own good. The only way out --
and the hope they all share -- is to be chosen to go to The
Island, reportedly the last uncontaminated spot in the world
following an ecological disaster that took the lives of everyone
on the planet... except them.
Recently plagued by unexplained nightmares, Lincoln is restless
and increasingly questioning of the restrictions placed on his life.
But he is unprepared for the truth when his growing curiosity leads
to the terrible discovery that everything about his existence is
a lie, that The Island is a cruel hoax... and that he, Jordan and
everyone they know are actually more valuable dead than alive. With
time running out, Lincoln and Jordan make a daring escape to the
outside world they've never known. Once they are away from the prying
eyes of the institute, the innocent friendship the two shared begins
to deepen into something more. But with the forces of the institute
relentlessly hunting them down, Lincoln and Jordan have one overriding
mission: to live.
Technical Stuff: The Island is presented
in a widescreen anamorphic with a ratio of 2.40:1. It’s pretty
much perfect with the exception of a few instances of edge enhancement
which were quite noticeable but don’t ruin the entire presentation.
The 5.1 Dolby Digital sound packs a wallop and every single explosion
(all million billion of them) sounds loud and in charge. Too bad
there’s no DTS.
Extras?
· Commentary by: Michael Bay (Dolby Digital 5.1)
· The Future in Action (a look at the creation of one of
the car chase scenes)
Final Verdict: Entertaining to a degree but not
original and has some pretty bad dialogue. If you like explosions,
this is for you.
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Serenity
(5 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ December 20, 2005
What It’s About:
Best described as a space western, Serenity is based on
the short-lived series Firefly by Joss Whedon, he of Buffy
the Vampire Slayer fame. The movie is original—not your
typical shooting, explosions and not much else. The characters are
interesting, the plot is well developed and the humour thrown in
really adds to the entertainment factor. I’m not a fan of
westerns or space movies, but I thoroughly enjoyed this little masterpiece.
Whedon makes this a real treat, using clever dialogue, music that
tapers off when you think it’s about to blare and what seem
like they’re going to be movie clichés get turned on
their heads. Brilliant.
Synopsis: Captain Malcolm Reynolds, is a hardened veteran
(on the losing side) of a galactic civil war, who now ekes out a
living pulling off small crimes and transport-for-hire aboard his
ship, Serenity. He leads a small, eclectic crew who are
the closest thing he has left to family--squabbling, insubordinate
and undyingly loyal.
When Mal takes on two new passengers--a young doctor and his unstable,
telepathic sister--he gets much more than he bargained for. The
pair are fugitives from the coalition dominating the universe, who
will stop at nothing to reclaim the girl. The crew that was once
used to skimming the outskirts of the galaxy unnoticed find themselves
caught between the unstoppable military force of the Universal Alliance
and the horrific, cannibalistic fury of the Reavers, savages who
roam the very edge of space. Hunted by vastly different enemies,
they begin to discover that the greatest danger to them may be on
board Serenity herself.
Technical Stuff: The film is presented in a 2.35:1
widescreen and looks great. The colours are clear and the film does
have grain but it’s intentional.
The sound is Dolby Digital 5.1 and sounds incredible! I was pretty
blown away by how good, clean and evenly balanced the soundtrack
was. Very powerful. Who needs to go to the theatre when you have
sound like this at home?
Extras?
· Commentary by: Writer/Director Joss Whedon (Dolby Digital
5.1)
· Deleted scenes and outtakes
· Future History: The Story of Earth That Was
· What's in a Firefly
· Re-Lighting the Firefly
· Joss Whedon Introduction
Final Verdict: A truly original movie and a real
treat for fans of Firefly and those who have never even
heard of it. Serenity is a must-see.
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Four
Brothers (3 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ December 20, 2005
What It’s About:
A revenge-drama from John Singleton about four guys raised by the
same foster mom who find out she’s been murdered in a convenience
store. Now all grown up, they reunite to investigate the crime and
seek justice. The four are Mark Wahlberg, Garrett Hedlund, Tyrese
Gibson and Andre Benjamin, who all have pretty good chemistry. It’s
a decent movie with some good action sequences and although it doesn’t
really follow logic many times, it’s not too hard to get past
that and enjoy this old school suspense movie.
Synopsis: After their adoptive mother is murdered during
a grocery store holdup, the Mercer brothers -- hotheaded Bobby (Mark
Wahlberg), ladies' man Angel (Tyrese Gibson), family man and businessman
Jeremiah (Andre Benjamin), and hard rocking Jack (Garrett Hedlund)
-- reunite to take the matter of her death into their own hands.
As they track down her killer, they quickly realize that their old
ways of doing business have new consequences, and discover that
they are bound by ties thicker than blood.
Technical Stuff: Paramount presents Four Brothers
in a 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen that looks fairly good but does
have some edge enhancement. The movie is very dreary-looking but
that was Singleton’s choice.
Good sound here with a Dolby 5.1 soundtrack that delivers clear
action sequences as well as a well-balanced dialogue.
Extras?
· Commentary by: Director John Singleton (Unknown Format)
· 9 Deleted scenes
· Commentary by Director John Singleton
· 5 Behind the Scenes and Making Of Featurettes
· Theatrical trailer
Final Verdict: Probably a rental. It’s not
very original or thought-provoking but the DVD presentation is top-notch
and it will entertain for a couple of hours.
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Oh
yeah! Miami Vice: Season Two strolls onto DVD this
week and it's as cool as ever. Know anyone who wore the white blazer
with a pink tight tee-shirt underneath back in the day? Here's your
Chirstmas present for them my friend. You get 22 episodes of hot
cars, hot guys and rocking music. Yeah, I know it's easy to make
fun now but it really was a groundbreaking show so I'll stop and
just mention that it has Dolby 5.1 sound but no extras. |
40-Year-Old
Virgin (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ December 13, 2005
What It’s About:
Pretty much anything Steve Carrell does is hilarious. He was the
only reason to watch Anchorman, and makes us cringe constantly on
The Office thanks to his oblivious, deadpan style. The 40-Year-Old
Virgin takes full use of Carrell’s comedic talents and
uses them to create a seriously funny movie.
This is his first starring role and he doesn’t disappoint.
He plays the straight man to a bunch of goofy characters and consider
yourself warned—the humour here is full out raunchy. There
are rude lines, rude characters and seriously rude situations. Great
fun for all above the 18 year mark!
Synopsis:
40-year-old Andy Stitzer (Steve Carrell) has done quite a few things
in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics
superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures
and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just
one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet--something
most people have done by his age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever,
ever had sex--not even by accident. So is that such a big deal?
Well, for Andy's buds at the store, it sure is. Although they think
he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planetful of stranger
(and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They
consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and
go to great lengths to help him. But nothing proves effective enough
to lure their friend out of lifelong chastity until he meets Trish
(Catherine Keener), a 40-year-old mother of three. Andy's friends
are psyched by the possibility that "it" may finally happen...until
they hear that Andy and Trish have begun their relationship based
on a mutual no-sex policy.
Comedy writer and producer Judd Apatow (Anchorman: The Legend of
Ron Burgundy, TV's Freaks and Geeks, Kicking & Screaming) makes
his feature film directorial debut with The 40 Year Old Virgin,
starring Steve Carrell (Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, TV's The Daily
Show) and Catherine Keener (Being John Malkovich, The Interpreter)
and an ensemble cast including Paul Rudd, Romany Malco, Seth Rogen,
Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Gerry Bednob, Shelley Malil, Chelsea
Smith and Nancy Walls. Apatow also co-writes the script with Carrell
and produces along with Shauna Robertson (Elf) and Clayton Townsend
(The Skeleton Key).
Technical Stuff: A beautiful transfer from Universal
here with anamorphic widescreen picture. There aren’t any
super-cool effects or anything, but the picture is rich, crisp and
solid.
Again, this is a dialogue-driven movie so we weren’t expecting
any DTS and the Dolby 5.1 track does a dependable job with the sound
keeping things balanced and clear. Language options also include
Spanish and French 2.0 tracks, with subtitles available in English,
Spanish and French.
Extras?
· audio commentary with main cast
· deleted scenes
· extended segments
· "Line-o-rama" featurette
· gag reel
· "My Dinner with Stormy" short film
· waxing featurette
Final Verdict: A hilarious and touching film. We
haven’t seen a comedy this funny in a long time. A definite
must-have for the comedy lover and a stellar stocking stuffer!
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Airplane!
“Don’t Call Me Shirley!” Edition (4 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ December 13, 2005
What
It’s About:
Would you believe I’d never seen this movie until the DVD
screener came in the mail? Eagerly, I popped the film into the DVD
player, hoping for 90 minutes of laughs. I got them. Airplane!
is one of those classic films people are in awe if you haven’t
seen. It paved the way for films like Hot Shots! and Naked
Gun—films all about constant humour, gags and silliness.
There are probably hundreds of great jokes in this movie but I don’t
want to ruin them for those of you who haven’t seen it. Those
of you who know the movie and love it—you’ll adore this
special edition of the film.
Synopsis:
The spoof comedy that set the gold standard for all that followed
it, AIRPLANE takes shots at the slew of disaster movies that peppered
cinemas in the 70s. When the passengers and crew of a jet are incapacitated
due to food poisoning, a rogue pilot (who has a drinking problem
and is afraid of flying) must cooperate with his ex-girlfriend turned
stewardess to bring the plane to a safe landing. No disaster flick
cliche is left unroasted, and the musical score itself takes a less
than reverent look at overly melodramatic compositions.
Technical Stuff: It’s an older film but the
1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer looks surprisingly sharp and
rich. There is a little grain on occasion but Airplane! has aged
surprisingly well! It’s also enhanced for 16:9 TVs.
Sound comes in a Dolby Digital 5.1 mix, which is fantastic for what
it is—a front-heavy dialogue driven track. It also comes in
2.0, French Mono, and English and Spanish subtitles.
Extras?
· audio commentary with filmmakers
· "Long Haul Version" with video snippets of various
cast members
· deleted scenes
· trivia track
· trailers
Final Verdict: A stellar DVD release of a classic
laugh-a-second comedy.
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Kronk’s
New Groove (3 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ December 13, 2005
What It’s About: Although
The Emperor’s New Groove didn’t do that well
in theatres, it found a bit of a cult following on DVD Thanks to
that, Disney thought it fitting to release a straight-to-DVD sequel.
Yes, we know that these are never up to par with the originals and
this one fits that mould, but the kiddies will certainly get a kick
out of it.
Most of the original voices are back and the animation is quite
impressive for a straight to DVD release.
Synopsis: It's time to get your groove back when Walt Disney Home
Entertainment presents an all-new motion picture, KRONK'S NEW GROOVE,
the feature-length animated sequel to Disney's hilarious "The
Emperor's New Groove," premiering only on Disney DVD on December
13, 2005. Loaded with laughs, this outrageous comedy stars Kronk,
that lovable hunk, on a riotous adventure that's filled with hysterical
mayhem and mishaps. Kronk cooks up a get-rich-quick scheme to impress
his Dad, whom he can never please. But when things go wrong, Kronk
kicks into comical gear and discovers the true riches in life are
his friends and being "true to your groove."
The entire voice cast from "The Emperor's New Groove"
returns, with Patrick Warburton as Kronk, David Spade as Kuzco,
John Goodman as Pacha, and Eartha Kitt as that villainess of villainesses,
Yzma. Plus, there are fantastic new characters including Kronk's
dad Papi (John Mahoney) and Miss Birdwell (Tracey Ullman).
Technical Stuff: Another lovely Disney picture
in its original 1.66:1 anamorphic widescreen. The colours are bright
and rich with an almost unnoticeable bit of shimmer.
The tracks available are a Dolby 5.1 and a DTS version. It’s
a dialogue driven movie with a few musical numbers and the sound
is more than enough for that.
Extras?
· making-of featurette
· interactive game
· trailers
Final Verdict: Nowhere near as funny as the original
but Kronk’s New Groove seems purely geared at the little ones
and they’ll be delighted to find it under the tree!
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The
Producers: Deluxe Edition (5 out of 5 stars)
Sony Pictures/ December 13, 2005
What
It’s About:
Pretty much one of the funniest movies ever, Sony is releasing a
Deluxe Edition of the original The Producers before the
new version hits theatres next week. Written by Mel Brooks, the
is a movie about the worst musical ever made—“Springtime
for Hitler.” Zero Mostel is brilliant as Max Bialystock, a
producer in search of a hit, and Gene Wilder is perfection as his
partner in crime, Leo Bloom, who suggests more money could be made
in producing a huge flop. Hence the singing Hitler.
Synopsis: Low-rent Broadway producer Max Bialystock (Zero
Mostel) and his high-strung accountant, Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder),
discover that, with the help of a few gullible investors, they can
make more money on a flop than on a hit! Armed with the worst show
ever written ("Springtime for Hitler") and an equally
horrific cast, this double-dealing duo is banking on disaster. But
when their sure-to-offend musical becomes a surprise smash hit,
they find themselves in the middle of a Broadway blitzkrieg!
Technical Stuff: This DVD is pretty much identical
to the release a few years back as this new one is mainly to push
the new version with Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane. The picture
is a gorgeous anamorphic widescreen (1.85:1) with bright and crisp
colour. There is also a full frame version but who wants to watch
that nonsense?
A flawless 5.1 Dolby track for your listening pleasure or the original
mono if you so desire. There are subtitles in English, French and
Spanish.
Extras?
• Featurette: A Look at the New Theatrical Release - The Producers
• Featurette: Peter Sellers' Statement Read by Paul Mazursky
• Photo Gallery
• Deleted Scenes: Playhouse Outtake
• Storyboards: Sketch Gallery
• The Making of The Producers: Act I
• The Making of The Producers: Act II
• The Making of The Producers: Closing
• The Making of The Producers: Intermission
• The Making of The Producers: Opening
• Theatrical Trailer
Final Verdict: Seriously one of the funniest movies
ever with a fantastic DVD release. Plus, you’ll want to see
the original before you watch the new one won’t you?
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Valiant
(3 out of 5 stars)
Disney/ December 13, 2005
What It’s About:
We can’t quite figure out what went wrong with Valiant, a
3D animated World War II film from Disney about carrier pigeons.
No songs, no edgy comedy, not much at all here, except the superb
animation.
The cast of voices is impressive and includes Ewan McGregor, Ricky
Gervais and John Cleese, but somehow, the script they’re given
doesn’t really allow them to make full use of their incredible
comedic talents. Sure kids might enjoy it, but there’s really
nothing to this film that hasn’t been done before.
Technical Stuff: As always, Disney has some of
the best DVD releases out there. The picture here is in a 16x9 anamorphic
widescreen transfer and is incredibly crisp, bright and impressive.
This is the best part of the DVD.
The sound is available in a Dolby 5.1 track and while it’s
good, it’s not perfect. The war scenes aren’t as dynamic
as they could be and sometimes the sound does seem a little uneven.
Also available in an English Dolby Digital 2.0 track also in Spanish
and French, while subtitles are available in English, Spanish and
French, along with closed captioning.
Extras?
· bloopers
· "Valiant Training Challenge" game
· trailers
Final Verdict: The World War II script is a little
over the kiddies heads but leaves something to be desired to the
adults. This leaves Valiant stuck in a strange place where rental
might be your best option.
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This
huge made-for-tv epic got overshadowed by HBO's Rome series and
is hoping to stage a comeback on DVD. Basically, in Empire,
the Roman Empire becomes a little wonky when Julius Caesar is assassinated
and little Octavius gets all the power. There's some pretty good
acting, awesome sets and cool effects here. The DVD is great with
a clear bright picture and Dolby 5.1 sound. Extras include Rebuilding
an Empire: "Making of" featurette, Empire: Before &
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Cinderella
Man (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ December 6, 2005
What It’s About:
It’s not exactly innovative, and sure, Russell Crowe did mess
things up a little by chucking that phone at a girl so close to
release time, but all things considered, Cinderella Man
is still a pretty good movie.
The acting is stellar despite the fact that we would like to rip
Renee Zellweger’s lips off. Paul Giamatti does a terrific
job as the manager and Crowe himself, well, the man can act. The
story has some severe ups and severe downs as boxer Braddock goes
from being the top of the heap to a reject during the Depression.
It’s moving and powerful—all the things you expect from
a Ron Howard film. So why did it do so poorly? We’re not sure,
but we have a theory: it was too full of itself. The movie was calling
itself the best thing of the year before it even opened and was
positioning itself for the Academy Awards more than Paris Hilton
for the paparazzi. It basically alienated itself from the audience.
But still, it should find a whole new audience on DVD who might
now appreciate it for the sweet and powerful movie it really is.
Technical Stuff: It’s a new release so we’re
expecting great things and we were a teeny bit disappointed. The
2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer is good but not perfect. Most
of the time the picture is super, but the dark scenes do have a
little grain and murkiness.
The sound comes is Dolby Digital 5.1 (English and French) and is
fantastic all the way through. We were a little surprised there
wasn’t a DTS track but I guess they’re saving that for
the Super-Duper Edition. The DVD includes an English DVS track which
we throught was super-cool—it’s a detailed narrative
track for those with visual impairments, something we’d like
to see more of.
Extras?
· Feature Commentary with Director Ron Howard; Feature Commentary
with Writer Akiva Goldsman; Feature Commentary with Writer Cliff
Hollingsworth
· Deleted Scenes with (On/Off) Commentary by Director Ron
Howard
· The Fight Card: Casting Cinderella Man
· The Man, The Movie, The Legend: A Filmmaking Journey
· For the Record: A History in Boxing
· Ringside Seats
· Jim Braddock: The Friends & Family Behind The Legend
· Kodak Partner Spot
· DVD ROM
Final Verdict: It set itself up
for failure with all its boasting as people expected the greatest
movie ever made which its not. Still Cinderella Man is
a quality film that will excite you as well as possibly make you
cry—the best type of movie.
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Fantastic
Four (3 out of 5 stars)
Fox/ December 6, 2005
What
It’s About:
A movie full of inconsistencies and excuses to show off Jessica
Alba’s body—sounds just perfect for us chicks doesn’t
it? The premise is that a storm hits a group of scientists in space
and they end up having some pretty cool powers. One is bendy and
stretchy, another turns into a fireball, one becomes a big strong
rock and then there’s Alba who can become invisible and create
force fields.
The only good acting in the film is Chris Evans (Johnny Storm, the
fireball) who breathes some much-needed life into this snooze fest
of a movie. The writing is terrible, the acting sucks and there
are way too many plot holes to be able to just look past them. Boo.
Technical Stuff: At least this stuff is great.
The picture is in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen and is pretty perfect.
The colours are rich, deep and true and the image is super-sharp.
Nothing to complain about.
The sound comes in both a 5.1 and DTS and both are stellar, well-mixed,
and very dynamic.
Extras?
· Commentary by: Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis, and Ioan
Gruffud
· 3 deleted scenes
· The Fantastic Tour: Exclusive behind-the-scenes home video
hosted by the entire cast
· Making of Fantastic Four
· Fox Movie Channel Presents Casting Session & Making
A Scene
· Music videos: Everything Burns, Come On Come In, Music
· Exclusive inside look at X-Men 3 - hosted by producer Avi
Arad
Final Verdict: It’s shallow, badly written
and has some major plot holes. Will it entertain you for two hours?
Sure, but you might hate yourself later.
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Newlyweds
Nick and Jessica: The Final Season (2 out of 5 stars)
Paramount/ December 6, 2005
What It’s About:
Woo-eee, where do I begin? A few grievances: as you watch this season
you can actually see their marriage disintegrate before your eyes,
Jessica gets really annoying in these episodes, and the back of
the DVD cover hopes for many more years of wedded bliss for Nick
and Jess (uh, way to spin it Papa Joe). For those of you who have
no idea what I’m referring to, please head right over to laineygossip.com
and catch yourselves up on your celeb gossip.
The timing of this DVD is either pathetic, or brilliant. The fact
is, fans will buy it anyway and others will want to see if they
can spot the “breaking point.” I’ll admit, I actually
really enjoyed this show the first two seasons, and looked forward
to getting this one on DVD to watch, as I hadn’t seen any
episodes on TV. Even my shallow, celeb-obsessed self couldn’t
enjoy this one.
Nick and Jess are apart for most of the season as she’s filming
Dukes of Hazzard (and possible bonking Johnny Knoxville). So it’s
pretty boring. And annoying. And misleading. Sigh.
Technical Stuff: Since it’s a new TV show,
the picture is quite good. There are some moments where it’s
too bright or dark, but you do have to keep in mind this is reality
TV.
The sound is also good with the dialogue clear and the sound dispersed
well among the speakers.
Extras?
· All 10 Hilarious Season 4 Episodes
· Never-Before-Seen Footage
· Behind-the-Scenes Nick & Jessica Featurette
· Newlyweds Moments
Final Verdict: We had high hopes
for these two and they just disappointed us by separating. Although,
if we were Nick we’d want to get the heck away from Jess as
well. So we can’t blame him. We blame the publicity geniuses
that managed to keep them together this long.
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Law
and Order: Fourth Year (4 out of 5 stars)
Universal/ December 6, 2005
What It’s About:
This was a big year for Law and Order as they experienced some big
cast changes. Original members Dann Florek (Captain Cragen) and
Richard Brooks (Assistant DA Robinette) have left and we get to
meet some female leads. This was the year of Lieutenant Anita Van
Buren (S. Epatha Merkerson), and DA Ben Stone (Michael Moriarty)
got a new assistant in Claire Kincaid (future Crossing Jordan star
Jill Hennessy). This was also Michael Moriarty’s last season
as he will be replaced by Sam Waterston as Jack McCoy who is still
on to this day.
This is a great season with terrific episodes and fans of the show
will consider this one a must-have. Law and Order is still one of
the most intelligent shows on television today and a real breath
of fresh air from all the reality stuff choking up the airwaves.
Technical Stuff: The video here comes on full screen
1.33:1 aspect ratio. The picture is vibrant and looks great for
something almost ten years old. The show has a soft quality to it
but that’s always been the way it’s presented.
The sound comes in Dolby 2.0 and is just fine for the dialogue driven
soundtrack. No issues at all.
Extras? Nothing all too impressive here. Each disk
has Extended and Deleted scenes and that’s it. Nothing else.
We would have liked some more.
Final Verdict: It’s a stellar season of a
fantastic show. Highly recommended despite the limited extras.
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November
‘05
Project Runway
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Legends of the Fall/ A River Runs Through It
Kermit’s 50th Anniversary Editions: Muppet Treasure Island,
The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppet Christmas Carol and The Muppet
Movie
Sky High
Cheaper by the Dozen: Baker's Dozen Edition
War of the Worlds
Seinfeld: Seasons 5 and 6
Leave it to Beaver: Complete First Season
The Best and Worst of American Idol
Stealth
Christmas With The Kranks
Oprah Winfrey Show: 20th Anniversary Collection
Madagascar
Classic Holiday Stories and Holiday Celebration with Mickey and
Pals
Sound of Music: 40th Anniversary Edition (5 out of 5 stars)
Also out: Oklahoma!: 50th Anniversary Edition and State Fair:
60th Anniversary Edition
Charmed: The Complete Third Season
The Perfect Man
Titanic: Special Collector’s Edition
Alias: The Complete Fourth Season
Bewitched: The Complete Second Season in Black & White
Office Space: Special Edition
Land of the Dead
October
‘05
Bionicle 3
Kingdom of Heaven
The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
South Park: The Complete 6th Season
The Marksman
Cinderella
The Interpreter
The Outsiders: The Complete Novel
The Amityville Horror
September
‘05
Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Third Season
Gilmore Girls: The Complete Fourth Season
Battlestar Gallactica: Season One
Star Trek Enterprise: The Complete Third Season
A Knight’s Tale: Extended Cut
Robots
3-Iron
Fever Pitch
Cheers: The Complete Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Sixth Season
MacGyver: The Complete Third Season
Lost: The Complete First Season
Charmed: Complete Second Season
Toy Story: 10th Anniversary Edition
The O.C.: The Complete Second Season
August
‘05
Tommy Boy: Holy Schnike Edition
House, M.D.: Season One
Sahara
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
The Ring 2
Layer Cake
A Lot Like Love
The Truman Show: Special Edition
Gladiator: Extended Edition
Beauty Shop
The Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: 10 Episode
Collector's Edition
Clueless: Whatever Edition
The Office: Season One
I Love Lucy: Fifth Season
Enterprise: The Complete Second Season
The Muppet Show: Season One
Columbo: The Complete Third Season, McMillan & Wife: Season
One, McCloud: Seasons One and Two
Because of Winn-Dixie
Alexander: Director’s Cut
July
‘05
Teen Witch
Million Dollar Baby
Bill and Ted’s Most Excellent Collection
Best of Britney, Justin and Christina
Dodgeball: Unrated Version
Fantastic Four: The Complete Animated Series
Hide and Seek
Monk: Season Three
June
‘05
The Ren and Stimpy Show: Season Three and a Half-ish
Revelations
Loch Ness
The Pacifier
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004
Walker: Texas Ranger: The Final Season
Father of the Pride: The Complete Series
Casino: Anniversary Edition
Northern Exposure: The Complete Third Season
Jaws: 30th Anniversary Edition
Be Cool
Reno: 911: The Complete Second Season
Tarzan II
Gone in 60 Seconds: Director’s Cut
D.E.B.S.
Home Improvement: The Complete Second Season
Father of the Bride: 15th Anniversary Edition
MacGyver: The Complete Second Season
Dragnet: Season One
The Newlyweds: Complete Seasons 2 and 3
Sanford and Son: The Sixth Season
Frasier: The Complete Fifth Season
Spongebob Squarepants: Fear of a Krabby Patty
Coyote Ugly: Unrated Extended Edition
May
‘05
Law and Order: The Complete Third Season
The Godfather Part II and III
Six Feet Under: The Complete Third Season
The Aviator
New Fox Collector’s Editions (I, Robot, Man on Fire, The
Day After Tomorrow)
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
The Golden Girls: Complete Second Season
Scrubs: The Complete First Season
Kinsey
Entourage: The Complete First Season
Quantum Leap: The Complete Third Season
In Good Company
Joan of Arcadia: The First Season
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
12 Monkeys: Special Edition
Touched By An Angel: The Complete Second Season
Pocahontas: Tenth Anniversary Edition
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
National Treasure
Star Trek Enterprise: First Season
April
‘05
Beaches
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Sacred Planet
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Twilight Zone Season Two
Meet the Fockers
Viva La Bam Season Two and Three
Ocean’s Twelve
Hotel Rwanda
Magnum P.I., Knight Rider and The A-Team: The Complete Second
Seasons
The West Wing: The Fourth Season
Bad Girls at Valley High
Sideways
Elektra
March
‘05
Kojak
America’s Next Top Model: Cycle One
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers
Being Julia
Bringing Up Baby
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Fat Albert
Alfie
Miss Congeniality: Deluxe Edition
The Incredibles
What the Bleep Do We Know?
Dead Birds
Sweet Valley High: Season One
Wonder Woman: Second Season
Friends: The Complete Ninth Season
Felicity: Senior Year
Exorcist: The Beginning
Ladder 49
Hoosiers
Bambi
The Brady Bunch: Season One
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
It Happened to Jane
February
‘05
Stripperella: Season One
Seventh Heaven: The Complete Second Season
Malcolm X: Special Edition
Deadwood: The Complete First Season
The Martin Scorsese Collection
Taxi
Miami Vice: Season One
One Tree Hill: The Complete First Season
Ray
Mr. 3000
Mulan II
Charmed: The Complete First Season
Frasier: The Complete Fourth Season
Aladdin II and III Box Set
January
‘05
Friday Night Lights
The Rocky Anthology
Classic Cartoon Favourites
The Village
December
'04
Wicker Park
Anchorman
King Arthur
De-Lovely
Thunderbirds
Walt Disney Treasures
Two Brothers
Newlyweds: The First Season
The Ben Stiller Collection
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Frasier: The Final Season
Mary Poppins
The Bourne Supremacy
The Terminal
Christmas Fare DVD Set
Golden Girls: The Complete First Season
-
Stepford
Wives
The
Chronicles of Riddick
Monster
Legacy Collection
Shrek
2
Ultimate
Party Collection
Around
the World in 80 Days
Mulan
Dawn
of the Dead
Raising
Helen
Van
Hesling
Aladdin
Blazing
Across the Pecos
Walking
Tall
Mean
Girls
Popular:
The First Season
Alias:
The Complete Third Season
Home
on the Rage
Ladykillers
Soul
Plane
The
Passion of the Jew
Twisted
Lion
King 2: Simba's Pride
Connie
and Carla
The
Apprentice: The Complete First Season
The
Reckoning
Predator
Taking
Lives
The
Three Muskateers
The
Prince and Me
Hidalgo
Against
The Ropes
CSI:
Miami: The Complete First Season
Confessions
of a Teenage Drama Queen
The
Butterfly Effect
50
First Dates
Along
Came Polly
Paycheck
Calendar
Girls
Love
Actually
The
Haunted Mansion
Win
a Date With Tad Hamilton
The
Rundown
Honey
Veronica
Guerin
Schindler's
List
The
Cat in the Hat
Cold
Creek Manor
Intolerable
Cruelty
Lion
King 1.5
Under
the Tuscan Sun
Open
Range
Johnny
English
Bring
It On Again
American
Wedding
Underworld
Lizzie
MacGuire
Seabiscuit
Freaky
Friday
Pirates
of the Caribbean
Alias:
Season 2
Bruce
Almighty
The
Santa Clause 2
Eloise
at the Plaza
Legally
Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde
Finding
Nemo
Babe:
The Complete Adventures
Casper
Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle
The
Lion King
Identity
Sleeping
Beauty
Alias:
Season 1
The
Lizzie McGuire Movie
Final
Destination 2
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