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When
I Was a Loser: True Stories of (Barely) Surviving High School (5 out
of 5 stars)
Free Press/ edited by: John McNally
In a nutshell: A
collection of essays about the hell that is high school. OMG: This
book is hilarious. Anyone who says that high school is the best
years of your life is smoking something. Those years suck. You feel
like a moron 95% of the time. Trust me. I teach high school. These
essays bring that angst, humiliation and stress to life for those
of us who have survived to look back on a laugh. And I did. Constantly.
Kids don’t get it: Try to explain to a teenager that it will
all pass, that their mental state isn’t coherent and they
look at you like, “Okay, old one. You don’t know.”
But we do… The essays in here are fantastic and range in topics
from unrequited love, mean cool kids, to home perms. Brad Land,
Julianna Baggott, Owen King, Johanna Edwards and others perfectly
recount high school loserdom in a collection I couldn’t put
down and I wanted all of my students to read (but they can’t,
there are bad words in here.)
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Baby
on Board: Becoming a Mother Without Losing Yourself (4 out of 5
stars)
Amacom/ by Joelle Jay and Amy Kovarick
In a nutshell:
A fabulous book to help mommies-to-be put some focus back on themselves
rather than just the baby. Full of goodness: There is a ton of info
in this book to help women find out what motherhood means to them
personally, to help balance career, family, social expectations
and personal needs. A great idea: It’s so common to see women
who have had a baby and become completely lost in the whirl of it
all. It’s completely understandable, but it’s also important
to not lose who you are. This book is full of actual tools (worksheets,
lists, exercises) to help you figure all of that out. Bottom line:
Love this one. Give it to all the expectant women you know.
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How
Happy to Be (2 out of 5 stars)
McClelland & Stewart/ by Katrina Onstad
In a nutshell:
An entertainment writer is disillusioned with her job and starts
to self-destruct. Meh: I’ve read Onstad several times before
as she’s a frequent appearance in the magazines I subscribe
to. I usually enjoy her writing but I guess only in small doses.
This novel felt too long and too contrived. It’s a shame:
I really want to support Canadian writers but I can’t really
endorse this one. It has received some crazy positive reviews so
maybe it’s just be but I found the whole thing very mediocre.
The characters of Sundera and Theo seemed incredible false and Maxine
was unlikeable. Read Onstad’s articles. She’s a great
writer, just maybe not in this medium.
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Your
Body is Changing (4 out of 5 stars)
Anchor/ by Jack Pendarvis
In a nutshell: A collection of incredibly weird and funny
short stories. Can you handle strange things? All the stories include
some sort of disaster and incredible strange characters—some
unbelievably annoying. Good stuff: A few of the stories falter but
if you make your way through all of them you’ll be rewarded
as some (like Outsiders) are snort out loud hilarious. Bottom Line:
A unique collection of stories worth checking out if you like unusual
and amusing writing.
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Strawberry
Fields (3 out of 5 stars)
Viking/ by Marina Lewycka
In a nutshell:
A group of migrant strawberry pickers in England ends up in some
trouble and starts to travel across the country in a trailer home.
Magic wears off: What starts out as an enchanting story quickly
gets dull. The issue is the plot which moves much too slowly to
keep the reader interested. Animal lovers beware: There are some
parts of the book that are really tough to read, especially the
chicken farm portion. Granted, it all works out well for the chickens
but you will never look at KFC the same way again. Bottom line:
I found it hard to get through as nothing compelled me after the
first 100 pages but you may feel differently. It’s worth a
library checkout.
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A
movie just released on DVD and produced by Canadian darling Sarah
Polley, Away From Her by Alice Munro is actually
"The Bear Came Over The Mountain," but was retitled for
the movie. Munro is genius and her simple yet emotional writing
hasn't been touched by anyone else. She is simply the queen of the
short story. Read the story/ book first and then watch the movie.
You'll see, as almost always, the book is better. |
Hatched!
The Big Push From Pregnancy to Motherhood (5 out of 5 stars)
Bloomsbury/ by Sloane Tanen
In a nutshell:
Hilarious and completely refreshingly honest pictures and captions
of little stuffed chickens going through pregnancy and taking care
of a wee baby. Tanen strikes again: Sloane Tanen
has been working this formula for a while now to huge success and
this latest book is just as wonderful. I’ve included two of
the pages from the book to give you an idea. The perfect
gift: Give an expectant mother something to chuckle over
and feel a bit of relief with (she’s not the only one with
some of these thoughts!) And keep this one in mind, “Christy
didn’t want to appear ungrateful, but there was only so much
enthusiasm she could work up for another onesie, soft blanket, or
Mustela bath set. If she didn’t stumble on a pair of earrings
or spa certificate soon, she felt sure she would start to cry.”

Baby
Uggs: $85.00. Bugaboo Stroller: $800.00. Knowing your child is better
looking than your best friend's kid: Priceless.

Goodnight
Moon, hello Martini |
The
Last Summer (of You and Me) (3 out of 5 stars)
Riverhead Books/ by Ann Brashares
In a nutshell:
Sisters Riley and Alice always spent their summers on Fire Island
with Paul, a friend who doesn’t show up for a few years. When
he returns, they’re all young adults and the drama begins.
Darn it: I loved the Sisterhood books and was super-excited
for this first adult novel from their author. Instead I was bored
to tears with this convoluted and trying-too-hard sobfest. The secrets,
the illness, the passion…it’s a freaking soap opera.
The other issue: The characters aren’t compelling.
By the time Alice and Paul get together (sorry) you don’t
care anymore, they’ve whined about it for so damn long.
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The
Mother-Daughter Book Club (5 out of 5 stars)
Simon & Schuster/ by Heather Vogel Frederick
In
a nutshell: A
group of mothers comes up with the idea for a mother-daughter book
club where they will read Little Women. The catch—most of
their daughters can’t stand each other. Good clean
fun: It’s rare to find a television show, book or
movie aimed at tweens without some sort of bad language or sexuality.
Everything in this book is appropriate and will keep kids aged 9-13
engrossed. Look familiar? The book reminded me
very much of the old Babysitter’s Club books that I devoured
as a kid. It would be nice to see Frederick turn this into a series.
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A
Place Called Here (4 out of 5 stars)
Harper Collins/ by Cecelia Ahern
In a nutshell: A
woman obsessed with missing things who runs a missing persons agency,
goes…missing. The twisty part: It’s
a completely original plot, as Sandy Shortt must always find everything
and ends up as a missing person. The most interesting part is that
she stumbles upon the place where everything that disappears (socks,
keys and even people) goes. The downfall: The book
starts to falter in the last quarter and ultimately leads to an
unsatisfying and cookie-cutter ending.
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The
Cinderella Pact (5 out of 5 stars)
Penguin/ by Sarah Strohmeyer
In a nutshell: When
magazine editor Nola Devlin is turned down for her dream job as
an advice columnist because she’s overweight, she concocts
a thin, British and hip alter ego that the public falls for. Then
her magazine launches an investigation into Belinda’s real
identity. Oops. Frothy fun: You don’t pick
up a novel with a sparkly shoe on the cover looking for hard literature.
Nola reminds me of Becky Bloomwood of the Shopaholic series but
without the credit card problems. Smarty-pants:
At the same time, this novel is a rare gem in the chic lit genre,
it’s also incredibly smart and witty, with a powerful message.
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What
an icredibly unique, quirky and snort pop out my nose hilarious
book! Milrose Munce and The Den Of Professional Help
is an eerie and scary and incredibly funny novel by Douglas
Anthony Cooper. It's about corpses and ghosts and is wonderfully
creepy. Milrose and his friend Arabella are sent to a mysterious
den in their school to receive Prefessional Help from Massimo Natica,
who thinks he can fix them (since they're obviously crazy teenagers.)
But of course, there are more sinister things at work. This book
is simply brilliant and I recommend it to anyone, any age, any time. |
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Past
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June '07
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October '06
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July '06
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December/January ‘06
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