Jersey Shore Uncensored: Season Four (1 out of 5 stars)Paramount/ December 27, 2011
Uuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhh…. Aren’t these kids over yet? Seriously. MTV tried to revive lagging ratings by sending the annoying cast to Italy. Poor Italy. I bet they’re never seen a herpes outbreak like the one that surely plagued Florence once these kiddies left. And this is a country that had some pretty kinky emperors.
We find these morons doing the same shit they always do, just in a different place. They’re orange and dirty and I can’t believe how lightly they take “hooking up” and its consequences. As a high school teacher, I just can’t handle knowing my kids are watching these dummies and thinking they’re cool.
I think it’s all supposed to be funny but I didn’t laugh during these twelve episodes. At all. I pretty much sat there with a judgemental look on my face while I covered my baby boy’s ears so he didn’t go stupid through osmosis. Please don’t watch this and support it.
